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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


my career goal for 2022 is to die of a heat stroke.

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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
ah its so hot today, if i was outside

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
So hot that you can put a frozen pizza on a pan in your car in the morning, and when you're done after work, it's cooked and ready to go!

Just remember to remove the plastic and stuff.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you can't take the heat, get out of today! yeeow!

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


At least the old folks will start dying en masse of heat stroke first, kind of a "canary in the coal mine" thing. Awfully considerate of them if you ask me!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Cosmik Slop posted:

At least the old folks will start dying en masse of heat stroke first, kind of a "canary in the coal mine" thing. Awfully considerate of them if you ask me!

Their (air conditioned) houses will then be released onto the open market. Capitalism works!

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

It's not even noon and the heat index is already 99. Whew.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

pro starcraft loser posted:

It's not even noon and the heat index is already 99. Whew.

10:46 AM and the index is already 102 here, pardner.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Methanar posted:

i appreciate the irony in heating up the planet more by cooling down your house (necessary because of all the heating up the planet)

Yo if I have to feed a baby seal into my ac unit every time it gets over 100 f then so be it.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
At least 2,000 cattle dead amid high heat, humidity in Kansas, state reports

:(

quote:

There were at least 2,000 cattle deaths in southwest Kansas over the weekend , Kansas Department of Health and Environment spokesperson Matthew Lara told USA TODAY in a statement. The deaths were reported to the department by facilities that reached out for help disposing of the carcasses.

Much of Kansas saw heat advisories amid triple-digit temperatures and high humidity Saturday and Sunday, according to the National Weather Service.

The heat itself is not abnormal for Kansas and cattle are typically able to tolerate it relatively well, said A.J. Tarpoff, associate professor and beef extension veterinarian for Kansas State University. The heat combined with reduced cooling winds and high humidity created harsh conditions for the cattle, he said.

Poor fellers. :(

itry
Aug 23, 2019




This is the kind of weather that tempts me to move to Finland or something.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

itry posted:

This is the kind of weather that tempts me to move to Finland or something.

unfortunately won't save us when the gulf stream dies

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Well, poo poo

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Golly. It's quite hottaside

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Also innaside

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
fark its so hot, good thing we'll melt those icecaps and send some ice this way

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Might could hit triple digits in my neck a the woods today

Weather man says that'd be an all-time high!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cool 66 here, might need a jacket :cool:

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Who needs to take a shower when I can sweat enough for a full Aiel-style sweat tent.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel



Not today! It's 63F here. Big drop from yesterday but it's going back up tomorrow.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

itry posted:

Who needs to take a shower when I can sweat enough for a full Aiel-style sweat tent.

It's like Shai'tan's bore out there today!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
hew boy, just hit the century mark.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
If it wasn't for this breeze, lawd knows you would've seen me melt

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Boy it sure is hot enough out there to air fry some popcorn.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Cold front's a comin' thru just in time to bring the heat index down ta 104.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



it's been raining in Albuquerque the past couple days and it is so good. So, so good.

The night before it started raining they had to close I-40 because of a fire in the canyon, it was getting to a breaking point with the heat.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Got a lick of heat comin in, that’s for sure

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

oh lawd someone open the window cause this rose is wiltin'

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Oh no, who opened the windows? Now the building's on fire :ohdear:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Yesterday the heat index in my part of WI was 105F. :shepface:

Today is much better.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
It's 45-50 celcius here it's like an oven!

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Looks like some cooler weather is on its way!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hey guys?

It’s real fuckin HOT out here! 🥵

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
gosh sure was a hottie today, but not in a good way!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Four Dramatic Reinterpretations of the Sears Air Conditioner Commercial

itry
Aug 23, 2019




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hey guys?

It’s real fuckin HOT out here! 🥵



Edit:
Sears should probably pay him and make something along these lines.

itry fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jun 25, 2022

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

in like 2007ish someone reposted that ad to GBS and the whole thread is just people typing about how much they hate it

and same. I can't bring myself to watch this bc I know it'll get stuck in my head.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Empty Sandwich posted:

I can't bring myself to watch this bc I know it'll get stuck in my head.

You’ll watch it today

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You’ll watch it today

That's what they said yesterday

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You’ll watch it today

:argh:

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