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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

i see your mum's moby ginormus has arrived

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Just the tip

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
If it buzzes when you pee, see a doctor

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If it buzzes when you pee, see a doctor
If it buzzes when you pee, see a doctor
If it buzzes when you pee,
And there's honey in the stream,
Your dick might be full of bees, see a doctor

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Beecock

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think that is a wasp nest, not a bee hive.

or maybe that guy just had a powerful chode i dunno

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



The tape measurer and anime girls in the background are a nice touch.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

OwlFancier posted:

I think that is a wasp nest, not a bee hive.
Computer...?

Google Image Search posted:

:hmmyes:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jesus Christ

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Not quite, although they were both hung this isn't the Lord.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://streamable.com/q64upn

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

Not quite, although they were both hung this isn't the Lord.

Don't tell me who to worship. I know divinity when I see it.

I do love the thought that there could be, in an alternate universe, a mainstream religion based around that woman and her dress solely founded on an expletive I uttered on this forum. I say this without ego.
That poor woman. She just made a poor fashion choice. Somewhere wars are fought for it.

I'm sorry. I'm kinda drunk.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/gendenslow/status/1287867441112997888

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Is this the dress version of how Lego minifig Catwoman or whatever will have a different silhouette painted on their torso to look less blocky?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
https://twitter.com/DarthDurp1/status/1538662882891730945

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/H5QzmoA.mp4

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


lol

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

does that dude have a devil horns birthmark on the back of his head?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Large Testicles posted:

does that dude have a devil horns birthmark on the back of his head?

I think it is creative head shaving or a really messed up shadow. Though if it is a birthmark, dude is blessed as hell.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Cloyster's arch nemesis.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

An crosspost from the AliX thread

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ah, lovely - the Virgin Mary being comforted by God

Madonna Resin Statue Kitchen Madonna Statue Resin Virgin Mary Figurines Religious Gifts Kitchen Madonna For Mother's Day

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004252781893.html


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Don't anybody go thinking 'bout that belussy now

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Was it really a mistake, though?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Paladinus posted:

Was it really a mistake, though?

Both straight sailors in human history needed something to go on.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

Don't anybody go thinking 'bout that belussy now

John McAfee bout to rise from the grave at that picture.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They’re not really knees but fat pads that help them maintain balance while swimming since they don’t have dorsal fins

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





I have no idea what this is suppose to be. An oddly shaped apron?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Serperoth posted:

I have no idea what this is suppose to be. An oddly shaped apron?

Its a dress

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It's a penis

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Dienes posted:

Its a penis

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Its a penis

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Quite the stones on this guy

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