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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


OwlFancier posted:

Are there really three avon rivers lmao

everyone loves Paul Darrow

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Mebh
May 10, 2010


Does that mean Avon products, the cosmetics company is called River?

Fake E: oh, apparently it was named after stratford upon avon in 1928 because the founder liked Shakespeare. The more you know...

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They should have named it after one of Willy's many cunny puns instead.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The only thing preventing people becoming homeless/alcoholic is the imminent danger of being hit by a car

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
I found an anti-pavement parody account in the replies here that i though was pretty funny until i ran across this and i need someone else to tell me if its real or not this can't be real right?
https://twitter.com/srobalino/status/1519685407289401345?t=h1kj5p7a7OliT2kVBuWzTw&s=19

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/status/1538131063318388737

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


OwlFancier posted:

Possibly, I have no idea what it is it comes in a little unlabeled packet and I ate some because I assumed I was supposed to and it has a sort of oniony texture but tasted like lemons.

lol lmao

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
The line between Oban and Dundee is the north-south divide. The line between Glasgow and Inverness is the east-west divide.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Well, yes, the future Tories want is individuals, sitting, inhaling from expensive cans of weak alcohol with mild-to-moderate fear of being run over by traffic. This all makes perfect sense if you're a stupid oval office like Tory MP Nick Fletcher.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I am the guy who accidentally ate his napkin at the posh restaurant except I would have the good sense to 1. stop eating it if it wasn't good and 2. not complain about it afterwards.

But the general approach of "if it is food-coded, try eating it" is a rule I stick by right until it kills me, which it hasn't yet.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016


What about access to Dixon’s?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've been drinking in the centre of Donnie and frankly anything they do to it could only be an improvement.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

OwlFancier posted:

Surely it starts when you see signs directing you to THE SOUTH
but then you need to have a second person in the car craning their neck to see the signs on the southbound carriageway

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


tories really seem to like "research groups" i've noticed

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



The thunder and lightening is above me, and the summer rain is delicious

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Doctor Teeth posted:

tories really seem to like "research groups" i've noticed

Yeah Chris Langham style.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

An entire group dedicated to researching the person who did this.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Boris involved in another scandal? This time he will go down for sure.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Whomst among us can see that we haven't tried to give our affair partner a six figure salary job as the head of the government department we're in charge of? This 'scandal' is more confected rubbish from the remaniacs and their activist lawyers. Let's stop talking down Britain.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

keep punching joe posted:

Whomst among us can see that we haven't tried to give our affair partner a six figure salary job as the head of the government department we're in charge of? This 'scandal' is more confected rubbish from the remaniacs and their activist lawyers. Let's stop talking down Britain.

And get on with the hand job and give the British public what they want.

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


NotJustANumber99 posted:

I've been drinking in the centre of Donnie and frankly anything they do to it could only be an improvement.

Hardly a new thing either, it's been a loving dive since the 80s.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

As an aside on there being multiple Avons there's also multiple Ouses as Ouse is just another term for river. So I live on the River Great Ouse which really means the River Great River.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

New super injunction?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
the british public dgaf about boris being an enormous cheating, lying, shagging bastard

this of course tears asunder the single idea had by those in charge of labour for getting into power :laugh:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
the inevitability of it must be crushingly depressing for anyone who hasn't completely given up on the labour party, i shouldn't wonder

Scikar
Nov 20, 2005

5? Seriously?

So yesterday, one of the journos who has built a career out of uncritically printing quotes from 'Labour sources' had a weird meltdown, about how many vile abusive lefty trolls they have had to block. The replies of course had the receipts for how this "abuse" is apparently defined as not agreeing with or believing said sources:
https://twitter.com/jeevanrai/status/1538074818888753153

Strangely enough, the trigger for this seems to have been that one of her stories from a 'Labour source' turned out to be bullshit, who could have seen this coming?

https://twitter.com/AbiWilks/status/1538527605045047301

I don't know if it's just because I've stopped paying attention to it, but I kind of get the feeling that the media power behind the Labour right is fading. There's very little actual support for the pet journos like this, and once they get found out and melt down all they have left to rely on is quoting and boosting one another - which just drags down the whole group even further. I don't know if that really changes anything though, the test will be whether or not as terrible a candidate as McShitter can win the next leadership challenge.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

As I recall the general trust in the press cratered fairly hard under corbyn's tenure, but that doesn't stop credulous idiots who make up the majority of people in the country from repeating everything they're told.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OwlFancier posted:

As I recall the general trust in the press cratered fairly hard under corbyn's tenure, but that doesn't stop credulous idiots who make up the majority of people in the country from repeating everything they're told.

It happens amongst the left too, it even happens in this thread. People will listen to a source talking about the UK and think "haha, obvious bullshit" but then they'll listen to that same source talking about a different country on the otherside of the planet and then become an expert on how much "freedom" that country has.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
a labour source confirmed for me that old jermany corbyns had a poster of hitlers and gerry adams and uzama-ben-lawden in his office cupboard and he kissed the posters and did salutes to the posters!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



I heard he used to touch himself while he was looking at the posters.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Keir starmer is a cool dude. He's very hip with the kids. They call his policies "fresh"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I like the Mail articles about how he's a secret commulist and he backs all the strikes in private and he still wants to destroy the monarchy but he doesn't tell anyone.

Also the continuing evolution of Boris Johnson Genius Inventor in the Express

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Terves have poisoned discourse to the point that a tweet like this...

https://twitter.com/CllrAnnaRothery/status/1538430139586994176?t=p9icq5VKGxxTqdzvNddbzg&s=19

...entails a ten minute research diversion to work out exactly what this statement actually means.

I think they're talking about worker's / WASPI human rights being eroded, but it would be incredibly easy to read a summary like that and have every dog in a 500 metre radius start howling uncontrollably.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1538276605516255233

Centrists! gently caress me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Ba'ath Arab Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"blocking the path" is when you stand between a lamp post and a flowerbox in the middle of a plaza.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

people in the uk would rather engage in bathothian labour than ba'thist liberty

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

"blocking the path" is when you stand between a lamp post and a flowerbox in the middle of a plaza.
That's where college girls have to go through.

If only Andrew knew that secret he could have saved a ton of money on noncing flights.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
I don’t mean to single out whoever this person is, I was just looking it up to see whether anyone was expressing this opinion…

https://twitter.com/IAmPhophos/status/1538512331755380738?s=20&t=wmW6aJ70IHtx79Z_CdOOhA

…this is a dumb take, right? There’s still a partial service this week which is, as far as I’m aware, not being run by scab workers. and thus you can be in a position where you use the train and still wholly support the strike, in that you can accept that any personal inconvenience has been caused by the government and rail companies loving over workers and the entire rail infrastructure more generally, right? I don’t see how that’s scab behaviour or undermining strike action, myself

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/carolinenotts/status/1374490455501512716

e: sorry, this is old... and she won... but WTF?!?!

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Answers Me posted:

I don’t mean to single out whoever this person is, I was just looking it up to see whether anyone was expressing this opinion…

…this is a dumb take, right? There’s still a partial service this week which is, as far as I’m aware, not being run by scab workers. and thus you can be in a position where you use the train and still wholly support the strike, in that you can accept that any personal inconvenience has been caused by the government and rail companies loving over workers and the entire rail infrastructure more generally, right? I don’t see how that’s scab behaviour or undermining strike action, myself

Eh, I understand the principle, but although my line manager is cool enough that if I said I wasn't coming into work because I refuse to cross a picket line, her response would be "so are you taking Annual Leave or Unpaid Leave?", that obviously doesn't apply to most people.
Some people can WFH, so that's good for them, but that's also not nearly a majority of workers. And gods help you if you're Civil Service and Jacob Bleeds Moggs decides that trying to work from home is reason to have you Soylent Green-d.

Now if Twitter user @IAmPhophos wants to argue that the rail workers should have linked with unions in other sectors to try to set up some sort of General Strike, where going to work was a bit more like being a scab, I'd be down with that. As is, they are just being a bit of a prick, imo.

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