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Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

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Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


idgi

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


Hey hey Uvalde, how many kids did cops shoot today?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


I wonder if the secret service has to investigate time travel threats to assassinate already dead presidents the way they do every other crackpot who threatens a living one? Like how bad do you have to screw up to be assigned to go interview the dude who thinks he built a time machine in his basement and really loving hates Benjamin Harrison for some reason.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/SwungDashed/status/1451284600873963529

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

ArmZ posted:

he owe us 600 smackerinos op

he promised us $2000 checks, he owes us a $2000 check, not just the $600 he shorted us.

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
lol there's zero chance of new checks while inflation is this high

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

lol there's zero chance of new checks while inflation is this high

there's zero chance of new checks from biden full stop lmao

wonder how mad he was about the 1400 ones

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
someone shot a ford dealership up by me wth an automatic weapon, i saw it thought to myself "only in america :911:"


shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

https://twitter.com/emperoreagan/status/1537888961741197326

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Zokari posted:

im struggling to imagine what it could be that is both "highly embarrassing" and "not of concern to the public"

A cop tased himself in the balls to death

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


DarkEuphoria posted:

A cop tased himself in the balls to death

the only honorable thing a cop could do

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




One thing I can do is look at John fetterman and say with complete certainty "this man only fucks adult women", so I can see why the British twitter person hates him

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca




I don't know whats worse, Miles saying Hammertime because thats what people say in tyool 2022, or him saying "By Odin's fade!" when Odin is bald as hell.

https://twitter.com/pigassauIts/status/1537876411272380418

https://twitter.com/EnjoyerFive/status/1537897983768813570

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



docbeard posted:

I wonder if the secret service has to investigate time travel threats to assassinate already dead presidents the way they do every other crackpot who threatens a living one? Like how bad do you have to screw up to be assigned to go interview the dude who thinks he built a time machine in his basement and really loving hates Benjamin Harrison for some reason.

What, are you from some crazy alternate reality where former Kentucky Governor William Goebel didn't become President in 1912?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
and now I just wonder has Odin ever met Nick Fury

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

DemoneeHo posted:

I don't know whats worse, Miles saying Hammertime because thats what people say in tyool 2022, or him saying "By Odin's fade!" when Odin is bald as hell.

https://twitter.com/pigassauIts/status/1537876411272380418

https://twitter.com/EnjoyerFive/status/1537897983768813570

I say thee nay, you jive turkey!

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

why do guys with phony-looking schnozzes always get those thick "1960s NASA misson control" glasses frames? I know they help clue folks in on how racist they are, but it still makes them look way more unfuckable

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ahh

https://twitter.com/Java_jigga/status/1537913539007877121?s=20&t=k7PPY0N95Qq7ccc5k0c0Dg

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

only way to look civilized is to spend $1000+ on this outfit designed 300 years ago.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


when u trigger the libs that definitely live in your small rural town

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
if you work for Marvel and write a comic like that you should be interred in Stan Lee's pyramid as one of his afterlife servants

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

im saint germain posted:

why do guys with phony-looking schnozzes always get those thick "1960s NASA misson control" glasses frames? I know they help clue folks in on how racist they are, but it still makes them look way more unfuckable

Aren't they military issue or styled to look like it?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Java_jigga/status/1537913916008693768?s=20&t=xYyGoWGaKuxTWW_oyUGoxA


Bidens face is my face irl reading this.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Jfc

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lol he deleted the funnier one
https://twitter.com/KnowNothingTV/status/1537946250250661889?s=20&t=CT4X62wN0vv0CFLJpv7IhA

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

:thunk:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
sometimes wonder if any anarkiddies have ever stopped and asked themselves why exactly the bourgeois state has taught them to unquestioningly hate the only form of socialism that has ever succeeded in overthrowing capitalism

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Cerebral Bore posted:

sometimes wonder if any anarkiddies have ever stopped and asked themselves
no

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1538240381933977603

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
"Eyepatch McCain" is at sub-Trump levels of wit

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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