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My 8yo has Big Feelings today so I am relegated to drinking and reading a book. A fine father's day for me, and a fine father's day to all |
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Jun 19, 2022 17:59
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i called my dad today for father's day and my little cousin (okay he's 21, he's not little) is there, so i ended up patching in my kid too so we could all roast my dad's chess playing skills. my dad is *really fuckin good* at chess but we're all better. lmao. happy father's day to everyone who is a dad, who has a good dad, and who wants to be a dad. for the rest of you, i see you and i feel you. you aren't forgotten and we love you. i'll be your dad if you want, i'm cool with it.
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Jun 19, 2022 19:19
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I texted my dad happy father's day and he asked how I was doing. He always asked us to ignore it. He's not big on holidays, but I did it anyways! |
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Jun 19, 2022 19:38
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Dad day goin well got two pork butts smuh smuh smuh SMOKIN and gonna make some burgers soon
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Jun 19, 2022 19:43
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Edward Fingerhands posted:i'll be your dad if you want, i'm cool with it. Can I have 5 bucks for ice cream?
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Jun 19, 2022 19:52
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Rarity posted:Can I have 5 bucks for ice cream? Sorry to get all "dadly" in here but you cant eat it until you finish your greens! ---------------- |
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Jun 19, 2022 20:11
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Rarity posted:Can I have 5 bucks for ice cream? Sure, here's ten |
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Jun 19, 2022 21:17
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Parents came over today for grilled steak. I'm not much of a cook (especially grilling), but they turned out pretty nicely. Good weather, did the family obligation thing, ate good food. My parents are definitely up there in age, so I don't know how many more times they'll be coming over.
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Jun 19, 2022 21:22
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i gave my dad a call, he picked up in the middle of working on his lawnmower
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Jun 19, 2022 21:28
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minecraft_holmes posted:i gave my dad a call, he picked up in the middle of working on his lawnmower good gosh golly that is so dad ---------------- |
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Jun 19, 2022 21:37
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minecraft_holmes posted:i gave my dad a call, he picked up in the middle of working on his lawnmower I tried to call mine, but he was actively mowing so he will call me back. |
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Jun 19, 2022 21:51
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minecraft_holmes posted:i gave my dad a call, he picked up in the middle of working on his lawnmower dang reminds me I gotta clean the carburetor on mine hitches up cargo shorts |
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Jun 19, 2022 22:16
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ELK MAN posted:Sorry to get all "dadly" in here but you cant eat it until you finish your greens! What if I had mint choc chip 
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Jun 19, 2022 22:35
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Rarity posted:What if I had mint choc chip I can respect this loophole just ask mom first ---------------- |
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Jun 19, 2022 22:46
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MOM DAD SAYS I CAN HAVE MINT CHOC CHIP ICE CREAM IS THAT COOL?
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Jun 19, 2022 22:47
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powerful parent on parent play, lets see how it works out |
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Jun 19, 2022 22:48
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drat, good thing I just bought ice cream. |
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Jun 19, 2022 22:53
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Rarity posted:MOM DAD SAYS I CAN HAVE MINT CHOC CHIP ICE CREAM IS THAT COOL? This is fine |
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Jun 19, 2022 22:59
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Edward Fingerhands posted:This is fine dad and mom on the same team as always, a powerful relationship ---------------- |
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Jun 19, 2022 23:02
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It's a good dad day. Made some apple bread and played some Great Ace Attorney with the kid and had leftover pasta for dinner. |
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Jun 19, 2022 23:02
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I never really celebrated dad's day until I became one. My dad was never really in the picture. I honestly don't care that much about it, but at least it gets to be quiet unlike some other days. |
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Jun 19, 2022 23:04
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hmm I spoke to my dad today and he was not working on the lawn mower or actively mowing the lawn or doing anything even peripherally related to lawn mowing or lawn mowers. that's okay though I still love him even if his dadliness score is slipping (he tells enough dad jokes to compensate however!)
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Jun 19, 2022 23:41
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I saw a good meta dad joke today. It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you've never fathered a child. That would be a faux pa. |
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Jun 19, 2022 23:55
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roomforthetuna posted:I saw a good meta dad joke today. god drat dads in training please see the above
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Jun 20, 2022 00:06
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hello i am back i guess on byob i am ex-discord and ex-trashed crew keeping it that way for now & in perpetuity probably i no longer get effed up to the max because reasons and discord was always a good way to interject troublesome things into the byob sybclave hello & welcome, welcome & chat, hello forever, hello whats a meta dad is that like your dad sharing the latest meme abotu osteoporosis on your facebook
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Jun 20, 2022 01:20
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baka fwocka fwame posted:whats a meta dad |
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Jun 20, 2022 01:34
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fr fr i have been goin thru it lately and i need byob to keep me seeing the funny side, so that i am always loling, etc. and the chillside too ofc
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Jun 20, 2022 01:36
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My dad and I just came up with a plan for how we would have built Disney's Main street Electrical Parade using 1970s technology. I think we wound up using too much power for the NiCd batteries they had, but now I'm sorely tempted to go ahead and build it using today's stuff, and release everything for free on the Internet. Might be a good project when I'm done with the bagpipes. |
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Jun 20, 2022 01:49
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cruft posted:My dad and I just came up with a plan for how we would have built Disney's Main street Electrical Parade using 1970s technology. i dont know what anyone is up to what are you doing with bagpipes
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Jun 20, 2022 01:58
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Jun 20, 2022 01:59
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cruft posted:My dad and I just came up with a plan for how we would have built Disney's Main street Electrical Parade using 1970s technology. Disney's Main Street Elecrical Parade in the late 1970s used what was basically the processor and control circuits of a theatrical lighting console, but without all of the fancy buttons and faders. It lived in a box, and was powered by 12V from the vehicle, I'm recalling.
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Jun 20, 2022 02:05
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baka fwocka fwame posted:im NiClovin it omg hello! ♥ quiet day with the dog streaming the best dad ever (ricky trailerpark) |
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Jun 20, 2022 02:12
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i don't have a good dad but I spent the day sharing a lot of dad jokes to compensate and here are some of my favorites that I was told in response of mine What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe. What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
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Jun 20, 2022 09:24
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Goons Are Great posted:i don't have a good dad but I spent the day sharing a lot of dad jokes to compensate and here are some of my favorites that I was told in response of mine 
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Jun 20, 2022 09:36
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Goons Are Great posted:i don't have a good dad but I spent the day sharing a lot of dad jokes to compensate and here are some of my favorites that I was told in response of mine These are really really really good. |
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Jun 20, 2022 12:29
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I need a shower. But I also need to do dishes. No I'm not putting the dishes in the shower, brain, no. |
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Jun 20, 2022 12:43
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I've done that before and let me tell you, it is not as efficient as your brain might think
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Jun 20, 2022 12:56
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That's what I'm afraid of, my brain is categorically opposed to good thinking lately so I've been going "no brain, we are not combining steps, this is not easier." |
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Jun 20, 2022 13:00
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Also!!! GaG I got a CLOTHES WASHING MACHINE and today I get a TUMBLE DRYER. What would I wash since I'm not washing clothes like a baby raccoon anymore?! Might wash my big linen duvet tbh. The cat will likely be mad since that is HER duvet and no one, even mother, may not touch. Hmm. |
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Jun 20, 2022 13:01
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goddamn you know I mentioned that sometimes I wake up at night and just get up to do laundry and honestly I feel like doing laundry again, I'm going to get naked and wash my clothes right now do I have a problem, is this a problem
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