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Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Pantsless posting is always okay, but don't get in the washing machine yourself.

# ? Jun 20, 2022 13:31

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:14

Goons Are Gifts

sometimes i sit in the corner of a laundromat, desperately waiting for a customer to come in so i can watch them put the clothes in the machine while i watch, my body will not stop shaking and sweating until i get to watch them start the thing. If only it would last for longer than a few hours, as the next day, I have to sit there again, waiting for my next shot...

# ? Jun 20, 2022 13:37

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

sometimes i sit in the corner of a laundromat, desperately waiting for a customer to come in so i can watch them put the clothes in the machine while i watch, my body will not stop shaking and sweating until i get to watch them start the thing. If only it would last for longer than a few hours, as the next day, I have to sit there again, waiting for my next shot...

Buddy I'm up to 6 hours a day watching people fold their towels. Yeah, it's a lot, but it's maintenance, I can manage this. I can. I'm still getting things done but like, you know. My wife left me over the towels, she says it's "not normal."

# ? Jun 20, 2022 13:42

Manifisto

baka fwocka fwame posted:

hello i am back i guess on byob

heya bff good to see you posting again!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 20, 2022 13:56

biosterous

baka fwocka fwame posted:

hello i am back i guess on byob

i am ex-discord and ex-trashed crew keeping it that way for now & in perpetuity probably i no longer get effed up to the max because reasons and discord was always a good way to interject troublesome things into the byob sybclave

hello & welcome, welcome & chat, hello forever, hello

whats a meta dad is that like your dad sharing the latest meme abotu osteoporosis on your facebook

welcome back, friend!

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# ? Jun 20, 2022 14:13

biosterous

roomforthetuna posted:

I saw a good meta dad joke today.

It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you've never fathered a child. That would be a faux pa.

i sent this to my dad and got "Arrrrggghhhh..." in response

thank you

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# ? Jun 20, 2022 14:14

baka of lathspell

list of life hacks that work without fail every time flawless:
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put loving whatever in a rice cooker (someone tell me if this will eventually explode it)

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# ? Jun 20, 2022 15:01

cruft

baka fwocka fwame posted:

list of life hacks that work without fail every time flawless:
???
???
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put loving whatever in a rice cooker (someone tell me if this will eventually explode it)

TNT will definitely eventually explode it. Other things might too!

# ? Jun 20, 2022 15:30

baka of lathspell

yea im on that 100 percent incendiary diet i like my guts to feel the same pain i do

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# ? Jun 20, 2022 15:38

more falafel please: forums poster

baka fwocka fwame posted:

list of life hacks that work without fail every time flawless:
???
???
???
put loving whatever in a rice cooker (someone tell me if this will eventually explode it)

if you think of a rice cooker as a bowl that gets hot as long as there's still at least a little bit of water in it, it can free your thinking

also roger ebert wrote a whole rear end book about cooking in a rice cooker. yeah that one

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jun 20, 2022 15:45

ChubbyChecker

https://i.imgur.com/Hrb2CJE.mp4

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# ? Jun 20, 2022 16:21

xcheopis

ChubbyChecker posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Hrb2CJE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Q5T3ldM.mp4

Silly kitties!

# ? Jun 20, 2022 16:35

more falafel please: forums poster

I'm cleaning all the goddamn things. tfw you're having people over for the solstice and the last time you put a real effort into cleaning your house was the equinox

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jun 20, 2022 17:14

Goons Are Gifts

baka fwocka fwame posted:

yea im on that 100 percent incendiary diet i like my guts to feel the same pain i do

goddamn I feel this!!

# ? Jun 20, 2022 17:42

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Goons Are Great posted:

Just imagine the conversation with the real estate agent

I can assure you that real estate agents deal with hoarders all the time.

# ? Jun 20, 2022 19:41

beer pal

good to see u bff

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# ? Jun 20, 2022 19:51

beer pal

my food life hack that i just invented is that did u know u can put your leftover pizza in a sealed container instead of putting the whole pizza box in the fridge and it wont get all dried out and stale

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jun 20, 2022 19:55

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

beer pal posted:

my food life hack that i just invented is that did u know u can put your leftover pizza in a sealed container instead of putting the whole pizza box in the fridge and it wont get all dried out and stale

But then it will just be pizza, not leftover pizza, and what's the point, you already had pizza.

# ? Jun 20, 2022 20:04

sephiRoth IRA: "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

I wish I was on sewer and not septic because sometimes a guy wants to do the laundry and take a shower at almost the same time and not have the risk of feces on the lawn

Also have you guys ever seen a wild bunny? They are wicked cute :3:

# ? Jun 20, 2022 23:37

Escape From Noise

Gold bunghole. I am brewing another batch of yuzu Cha pale ale. I didn't get as much sleep as I should have last night, but I'm doing okay. Should be a pretty straightforward day.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 00:57

Escape From Noise

Nothing quite like a bracing spray of boiling hot water to your stomach at 9 in the am I tell u wot.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 01:10

Bad Video Games

I should be sleeping but it sounds like an actual loving gunfight is going on at the end of the street and that's not normal also I'm in a cul de sac and this isn't a fun time.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:22

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Walla posted:

I should be sleeping but it sounds like an actual loving gunfight is going on at the end of the street and that's not normal also I'm in a cul de sac and this isn't a fun time.

I'm hoping it's just fireworks. Either way stay safe my orb.

# ? Jun 21, 2022 03:29

baka of lathspell

Walla posted:

I should be sleeping but it sounds like an actual loving gunfight is going on at the end of the street and that's not normal also I'm in a cul de sac and this isn't a fun time.

this is steadily becoming the new normal for like my city and everyone i talk to tbh

thoughts and prayers fellow goon make sure to post again soon

# ? Jun 21, 2022 06:29

Goons Are Gifts

good morning yobsters, if you haven't followed our spaceship recently, we just crash landed in GWS so it is time to EAT
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3918699&pagenumber=282#lastpost

# ? Jun 21, 2022 08:04

ChubbyChecker

sephiRoth IRA posted:

I wish I was on sewer and not septic because sometimes a guy wants to do the laundry and take a shower at almost the same time and not have the risk of feces on the lawn

Also have you guys ever seen a wild bunny? They are wicked cute

they really are

there's a colony near my parents

# ? Jun 21, 2022 10:42

Bad Video Games

Thanks guys. It was definitely gunfire, but there's no news about it or signs of anything. It was probably some guys on the farm 1/2 a mile away which happens pretty often, just not usually that late at night. Also I've only ever heard shotgun blasts from there, but there was definitely at least 1 automatic as well.