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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

The Bloop posted:

Sorry your testicles just didn't fit in the pool

You really undersell their massive size

Guinness World Record Holder of the Largest Testicles Ever, Who Was Kicked Out Of Norfolk, VA's YMCA In 1991 was too long for a user name

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

YOU’RE Mister Norfolk Nuts???

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

How the hell are you all affording YMCA memberships? That poo poo’s expensive.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012






Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
GODDAMNIT CHEEZITS HAVE A FLAKIER TEXTURE just lemme have my snack time in peace

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

They are and I will provide no further comment on this.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Kuros posted:

They are and I will provide no further comment on this.

yeah

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


These goldfish flavor blasted? That changes the calculus.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Brace yourself for a new batch of super interesting food takes

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Not big on either personally

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Chad Jihad posted:

These goldfish flavor blasted? That changes the calculus.

Only an idiot has non favor blasted goldfish in 2022

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

The Bloop posted:

Only an idiot has non favor blasted goldfish in 2022

Fools Goldfish, they call it

Goldfish is like approx 5 bucks here and it is here sporadically, and it’s ONLY the regular kind.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Double post but what is the overall consensus of pretzel goldfish

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

teen witch posted:

Double post but what is the overall consensus of pretzel goldfish

Delicious in soup

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Flyinglemur posted:

Delicious in soup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXBJRz_33Y8

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

Double post but what is the overall consensus of pretzel goldfish

Great

Any spheroid pretzel is top notch because of the high surface area and hollow interior

Somebody needs to develop a fractally surfaced pretzel

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

The Bloop posted:

Great

Any spheroid pretzel is top notch because of the high surface area and hollow interior

Somebody needs to develop a fractally surfaced pretzel

DO NOT BE AFRAID Biblically Accurate Flavor Blasted Pretzels

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


These things are also phenomenal because they are all surface

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I liked Mister Philips' Pretzel Chilips

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

The Bloop posted:



These things are also phenomenal because they are all surface

I can and will house a bag of these. I love pretzels so much

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I feel attacked by the lack of actual pretzel enthusiasts on this forum. Get out of here with your crackers and stop using our words ffs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop posted:



These things are also phenomenal because they are all surface

I may or may not have destroyed a whole Costco sized bag of those…

:ninja:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Real moneys in pretzel rods, the big ones like drumsticks not the tiny ones. Especially if theres queso in the area...

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ILL Machina posted:

I feel attacked by the lack of actual pretzel enthusiasts on this forum. Get out of here with your crackers and stop using our words ffs.

there are multiple types of pretzels and more than one kind can be good!

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

projecthalaxy posted:

Real moneys in pretzel rods, the big ones like drumsticks not the tiny ones. Especially if theres queso in the area...

those are objectively the worst tho, they're so dry, like ben shapiro's wife

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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At least it's not the big puffy kind with the hosed up opaque salt blobs that taste all weird and make me wonder if they're some off-brand compound like potassium bromide or something

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

The Bloop posted:

Only an idiot has non favor blasted goldfish in 2022

I use non flavor blast goldfish as convenient inexpensive dog treats. :v:

They’re actually just the super special time to go for walky snacks, she gets maybe two a day, so it’s not too bad.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Well dogs are fabulous but also idiots so that tracks

Fabulous idiots

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

I don't remember this david cross movie

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
White Cheddar Cheez-Its and Zapp's Gator Taters are the kings of junk food.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The Bloop posted:

Only an idiot has non favor blasted goldfish in 2022

I wonder why flavor blasting technology hasn't spread much beyond its original goldfish application. Just imagine the possibilities, it could be revolutionary. Flavor blasted potatoes. Flavor blasted pistachio ice cream. Flavor blasted beef. Perhaps someday, advances in this field will even enable flavor blasted Scotch, which I imagine as tasting like being punched in the mouth by a peat bog.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm blasting flavor continuously

But it's not as good as goldfish dust

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




It's really cute but is any of that true at all? nothing is

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Powered Descent posted:

I wonder why flavor blasting technology hasn't spread much beyond its original goldfish application. Just imagine the possibilities, it could be revolutionary. Flavor blasted potatoes. Flavor blasted pistachio ice cream. Flavor blasted beef. Perhaps someday, advances in this field will even enable flavor blasted Scotch, which I imagine as tasting like being punched in the mouth by a peat bog.

You can crush them up to use as a topping. Run 'em through a powdered sugar sifter for finer flavor blasted crack dust.

There's a golden time when you deliver cookies and crackers, between eating too much and getting super tired of looking at them all day. That is when you find new and disgusting ways to use them as cooking ingredients.

Banana pudding with double-dipped raspberry Milanos instead of ladyfingers? Yeah, buddy. Flavor blasted nacho Goldfish french onion soup? Why not. Tim-tam layered tiramisu? Try and stop me.

Please, stop me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guillermus posted:

It's really cute but is any of that true at all? nothing is

It is, but it's from several years ago.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Rainbow Ghost is my friend and is definitely not a fascist.


Unlike Terry...

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Powered Descent posted:

I wonder why flavor blasting technology hasn't spread much beyond its original goldfish application. Just imagine the possibilities, it could be revolutionary. Flavor blasted potatoes. Flavor blasted pistachio ice cream. Flavor blasted beef. Perhaps someday, advances in this field will even enable flavor blasted Scotch, which I imagine as tasting like being punched in the mouth by a peat bog.
That's just Laphroaig.

Or "a Laphroaig reduction" lmao

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


Yeah it is!

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