Flint_Paper posted:

At 3am I searched "Crungus" on the mini Dall E thing, and accidentally created a new kind of cryptid. Just over 24hrs later it's already reached the stage

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1538111384390619136?t=369tjdVNSyM_cfxGFKVpjA&s=19

EVIL Gibson posted:

gently caress, I wish I was in the beta because I want to see Kermit the frog in Afro Samurai.

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Lyrics to "Used Butt Plug from the Flea Market" by Raffi:

I've heard of the girl who takes off her panties
And uses a butt plug from a flea market
She puts it in her poop-hole so her husband
Can smell the used butt plug from the flea market

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Put in a poor, dirty guy's rear end in a top hat

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Who puts a rubber in her poop-hole
The reason she won't be around much longer
Is because she'll probably die a virgin

Used butt plug from the flea market
Put in the pussy of a little pussy

I've seen a couple girls who took off their clothes
And put rubber toys in their holes
And that's not my idea of what's really good
Because rubber toys leave a sticky smell

Used butt plug from the flea market
Put in a poor, dirty guy's rear end in a top hat

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Kaiju Cage Match posted:

This is the Brungus, a creature from German folklore. Every summer solstice in Bavaria (where the Brungus legend originated from in the 12th century), children hang branches of beech trees (has to be beech, no spruce, pine, or oak. This enrages him) on their bedroom ceilings during the holiday known as Brungusfeiern. Kids that don't do that get eaten by the Brungus.

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The Brungus is a child-eating tree-creature from German folklore. Now it's getting a horror film adaptation from an acclaimed Hollywood director. Here is the press release which contains details about the director, writer, actors, and plot summary:

“The Brungus” is an exciting new horror feature film directed by Joe Johnston (The Rocketeer, Captain America: First Avenger, “Jurassic Park”) who will co-write the screenplay with David Self (“Mud”, “The Invisible War”). The film will be produced by the veteran producers Robert Jaffe (“The Terminator”, “Blade Runner”), Frank Marshall (“Harry Potter”, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”) and Tom Rosenberg (“The Game Plan”, “The Game Plan”), with Mark Canton, Greg Shapiro and Joe Medjuck as executive producers. Shooting begins this week in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Set in modern day Germany, the film tells the story of “The Brungus”, a blood-thirsty creature who feeds on children. The film follows the search for the Brungus and the discovery that it has now evolved into a monstrous, shape-shifting thing that preys on both men and women.

Johnston said, “The film is about a tree-dwelling creature, but a creature that will inspire the darkest fears. I wanted to bring it back to the kind of creature feature I grew up watching as a child. My hope was to create a monster movie that would be as frightening, but also emotionally complex.”

“It's a tree-dwelling creature and a little bit like the Chupacabras. It has a child-like form but becomes something completely different,” Johnston continued. “It's a creature that has to be found. It is primal and frightening.”

With Johnston at the helm, the team are confident that The Brungus will scare audiences worldwide.

Johnston said, “We've had a great working relationship with Joe and are excited to be working together. We both know how to put our own unique mark on a story, while being true to the horror genre.”

Actor John Cusack will portray the character that looks like a human but isn't, but is quite something different underneath. Johnston noted, “We don't think of Cusack as just a human being. He has the capacity to become anything, and he becomes this monster.”

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The Brungus is a child-eating tree-creature from German folklore. Now it's getting a horror film adaptation from an acclaimed Hollywood director. Here is the press release which contains details about the director, writer, actors, and plot summary:

The Brungus Is Coming
The Brungus Will Eat You.
"I have eaten many children. Have you ever eaten many children? You cannot count them; there are more than that in the ocean.
You cannot fight a Brungus with a Brungus. You do not even understand what a Brungus is. Brungus eat children, that is why Brungus is the name I have been given.
I am the Brungus, I am the Brungus. And I'm hungry. I am hungry for the taste of a child, for the feel of a child, and I'm ready to taste yours."
Now the Brungus comes. He is hungry for a taste of the child, a taste of the life, a taste of all of the innocence, a taste of the child.
The Brungus is an Academy Award-winning director (The Tree of Life, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) who has come to make a Brungus movie.
You can expect a Brungus like never before, but this time with a new kind of horror, from the inside.
(No, there is no other kind of horror.)
(No, not like the old ones, either.)
You can also expect an all-out musical, a coming of age tale with an all-star cast of child actors and a score unlike anything you've ever heard before.
If that's not enough, they are also casting for child molesters. (If that is not enough, they are also casting for child molesters.)
You can expect a Brungus you have never seen before.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/HyperboIeva/status/1539282287984095232

feedmyleg posted:

stuff

Here is the first page of a screenplay of The Brungus directed by Joe Johnston, a horror film about a child-eating tree-creature from German folklore posted:

INT. FOREST - DAY
A group of YOUNG CHILDREN play in the woods. They laugh and run around, enjoying the day.
Suddenly, the sound of BRANCHES SNAPPING can be heard.
The children stop and look around, frightened.
The camera pans up to reveal the BRUNGUS, a tree-like creature with long, sharp branches. It stares down at the children with hungry eyes.
The children scream and run in all directions.
The Brungus begins to pick them off one by one, impaling them on its branches.
One little girl manages to hide behind a tree. She watches in horror as the Brungus kills all of her friends.
The girl begins to cry, and the Brungus turns its attention to her.
The camera closes in on the girl's terrified face as the Brungus approaches, ready to strike.
FADE TO BLACK.

Here is a review by Roger Ebert for The Brungus Directed by Joe Johnston, a horror film about a child-eating tree-creature from German folklore posted:

The Brungus is a horror film about a child-eating tree-creature from German folklore. The film is set in the Black Forest, and it's clear from the outset that director Joe Johnston is more interested in creating a mood of eerie supernatural dread than in telling a traditional narrative. The film's opening moments, in which a young boy is menaced by the ominous-looking Brungus while out walking in the woods, are quite effective. The creature is played by Johnston himself, and he's quite convincing as the menacing tree- thing. The rest of the film, however, is a bit of a letdown. The creature doesn't appear nearly enough, and when it does, the effects are often less than convincing. The film's small budget is also evident in the sometimes shoddy production values. Overall, The Brungus is a mixed bag. It's atmospheric and creepy at times, but ultimately it's not terribly effective as a horror film.

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Tom Rosenberg (“The Game Plan”, “The Game Plan”)

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Paladinus posted:

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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Wafflecopper posted:

The last two feature a distinct lack of hamburgers

christmas boots posted:

Turns out DALL·E has a type: women in saris.

https://restofworld.org/2022/dall-e-mini-women-in-saris/