NBA DRAFT 2022 -- They're the thin towers -- believe it

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morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

good lord SAS sucks

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:56

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:53

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

STOP CALLING HIM BIG PERK

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:57

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

Bring back the awkward Bill Simmons NBA panels

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:58

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Vinestalk posted:

Perk sitting here wishing he was loading up wings too

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:58

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Seems like a bad year for the Spurs to be pick rich in the first round.

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:58

i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

morestuff posted:

good lord SAS sucks

ESPN is just plain terrible I�d rather watch Zach lowes awkward rear end struggle through this

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:58

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

God, this coverage is awful, go back to the days of Jay Bilas and Chad Ford drooling over wingspan

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:59

Mr. BT: Oct 14, 2002

Ace Jameson posted:

i can�t remember anyone failing upwards like malika andrews, she can�t even look at the correct camera lmao

Katie Nolan does Apple TV baseball. She's pretty bad.

If Malika was a white guy would she have this job?

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:59

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Doltos posted:

STOP CALLING HIM BIG PERK

I mean, he ain�t little

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:59

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Ah the creepy dude from Baylor just got picked

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:59

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Ahh interesting analysis ESPN, known for different hair colors!

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:00

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

They should make a new NBA Jam and Sochan can be the guy like Dennis Rodman where you can change his hair color on the player select screen

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:00

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/PistonsMuse/status/1540136494924550144

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:00

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Sochan coolest guy drafted so far

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:00

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

this dude fucks

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:00

i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

Mr. BT posted:

If Malika was a white guy would she have this job?

Heh yea it�s probably affirmative action espn doesn�t have any terrible white dudes in front of the camera

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:00

i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

To be clear I was being sarcastic

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:01

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

toggle posted:

this dude fucks

yeah people hate on bald guys but you can tell he has a hog.

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:01

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Gonz posted:

https://twitter.com/PistonsMuse/status/1540136494924550144

That's cool as hell

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:01

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

yay got the taco bell guy

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:03

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Harlock posted:

Sochan coolest guy drafted so far

milton keynes
poland interational basketball player
baylor

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:03

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

lol Spike Lee trying to tamper already speaking to Ivey

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:03

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I'm glad the Knicks didn't get Davis.

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:03

Shrimp or Shrimps: Feb 14, 2012

I was told there would be trades...

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:04

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

I was told there would be trades...

Hornets are up soon

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:05

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I like Sochan, he has that "dog" as they say.

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:05

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Gonz posted:

https://twitter.com/PistonsMuse/status/1540136494924550144

That's loving rad

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:06

Parappa the Dapper: Jul 2, 2003; ...and then my toast came out soft.

What was the connection between all the player careers they just recapped?

It just seemed like a nonsensical list of people and then sputtered to �what�s the deal with those virtual fans from the bubble?�

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:06

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Knicks on the clock, strap in everyone

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:07

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

So not easy to gently caress up this pick come on

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:08

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

The ABC coverage is also not good, but I did get to hear Johnny Davis say he would have dinner with Gordon Ramsey because "he's sort of a food specialist" and it made me laugh, so. I'll take what I can get

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:08

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1540139499669315586

who in the gently caress?

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:08

Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

it's wild to me that they just rolled out Perk on commentary

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:09

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

oh poo poo Hornets gonna get Duren if they want

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:09

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Doltos posted:

So not easy to gently caress up this pick come on

nvm

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:09

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I can�t tell if Malika is friends with Perk or hates him

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:09

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1540140107193270272

oh

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:10