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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I cant tell what's going on here. Is that a burg with a hefty dollop of <condiment> on the face or is it extruding from under the bun? What it it?

If the excess could be removed it looks..... good?


E: BURGER SNIIIIIIPE

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I cant tell what's going on here. Is that a burg with a hefty dollop of <condiment> on the face or is it extruding from under the bun? What it it?

If the excess could be removed it looks..... good?

Yeah, sort of looks like a most definitely salvageable chicken(?) burger.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?



:bisonyes:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?



Don't act like you wouldn't.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Indians have what is basically a potato cake in a bun which is surprisingly good, but I also love carbs so...

Edit - Aloo Tikki maybe?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?



I would slam this into my face without hesitation.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?



i, too, would devour this monstrosity with gusto

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


I feel like these have to be near opposite sides of some sort of hotdog/hamburger food compass. If only fast food could take online surveys so we could know for sure. :(

Also obviously, would to both.

Edit: They should star in an odd couple remake.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I would suck the chili right out of that hole

Shartweek
Feb 15, 2003

D O E S N O T E X I S T
I would absolutely destroy the hamdogger.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
Hamdogger looks like pro-tier drunk food, would smash into my maw.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?



Ok, I can't stop laughing at this but Ill take mine with chili and cheese. Yes, I'd like another pint, the same, thank you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The future of hamdogger automation?

https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1539689633914707969

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the Robbie

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

pro starcraft loser posted:

Indians have what is basically a potato cake in a bun which is surprisingly good, but I also love carbs so...

Edit - Aloo Tikki maybe?



Vada pav. It's amazing when done right.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

StarkingBarfish posted:

Vada pav. It's amazing when done right.

Bingo, thank you!!

My old boss brought some in a long time ago that his wife made. Room temp. I took a bite out of respect and was very pleasantly surprised.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

Don't act like you wouldn't.

I'm not acting.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I'd like to try a human penis cut off and cooked like a sausage, if I were a cannibal... but i'm not

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Have you looked into converting I hear they're much more lenient these days it's not like when we were growing up

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I bet there's a culture out there that uses an animal's penis skin as sausage casing instead of the intestinal lining

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Devils Affricate posted:

I bet there's a culture out there that uses an animal's penis skin as sausage casing instead of the intestinal lining

The penis is already a natural sausage

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Devils Affricate posted:

I bet there's a culture out there that uses an animal's penis skin as sausage casing instead of the intestinal lining

This is what the Sentinelese are so fiercely protecting on their island.
They've unlocked the delicious secrets of the wiener wiener and will stop at nothing to keep it to themselves.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Captain Hygiene posted:

The future of hamdogger automation?


Such a gentle lover

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



froma restaurant in the town of El Rompido, Spain

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
That's bold.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


God has abandoned us

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014





null_pointer posted:

God has abandoned us

I kinda wonder if some tourist rolled in and the following happened:

Restaurant: Good afernoon, besides the selection of local cheeses for tapas, we have some seasonal specials for this week including a tomato salad with white asparagus, beetroot and -
Tourist: ay, yo can you gimme a bacon cheeseburger
R: I'm sorry, a what?
T: You knows, take chopped beef patty, slice of cheese, some pork belly, slide it all between a bun - a bacon cheeseburger
R: ???....Very good sir, one moment
*explains to chef, find ingredients to meet description, this abomination is brought to table*

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yes, you are correct, the Spaniards have never heard of a cheeseburger

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



steinrokkan posted:

Yes, you are correct, the Spaniards have never heard of a cheeseburger

It is a private play I wrote to make myself feel better

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Make the patty good and toast that bun and we're real talk havin' a good burg'

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Relative to the other ingredients the patty appears as but a waffeur-thin piece of scrapple

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the slice of spam needs to be thicker

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I was just looking up spamburgers and remembered this thing existed



I'd hit that! with a sledgehammer

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's bad when the best answer for a mystery burger topping is "chocolate chips"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

It is a private play I wrote to make myself feel better

Rosie meats and Grilled Ol' bergs on bread

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Soul Dentist posted:

It's bad when the best answer for a mystery burger topping is "chocolate chips"

It's crushed Oreos and the white condiment isn't Mayo it's Oreo filling isn't it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I was kind of hoping capers and creme fraiche but that's really too much salt for one meal

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

I was kind of hoping capers and creme fraiche but that's really too much salt for one meal

Forget wing eating contests, I want to see how many jars of capers someone can eat!

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