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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1537279292165750784

gotta keep those babbies oxygenated

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Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



I’m going to this joint on Sunday

https://www.angrycrabshack.com

I’ve never been there before

:yeeclaw:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Xenomrph posted:

I’m going to this joint on Sunday

https://www.angrycrabshack.com

I’ve never been there before

:yeeclaw:

Send your food back and tell them it didn’t taste angry enough.

repugnant
Jun 29, 2005

You can only think of me.

Xenomrph posted:

I’m going to this joint on Sunday

https://www.angrycrabshack.com

I’ve never been there before

:yeeclaw:

I go there whenever I’m in Phoenix (Indian school road location I think). They have nice big sinks near the tables for washing up after getting all up in crab legs. Ask for shears, it’s waaay easier getting into the snow/king crabs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I found this cool crab game I thought we could all try!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1538219997511790593

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Truly ahead of its time.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4kkDQ9V.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


not a crab, but represents an important step forward in the carcinization of lego sets

https://twitter.com/Mezarque/status/1538377971970371584?s=20&t=oenvgwL6bhgcuBHV7xOB1g

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



loving untagged NSFW horror movie content getting posted in this thread, jesus christ.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
https://64.media.tumblr.com/52dcdaf969dc21c58803a478e76af6c5/63b1833ce7f01d3f-71/s400x600/3295ff22395593b3ef859cc7873d4060cd25c5d7.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



No home is complete without one.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1538809913098399744

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?


Would be :krad:

Them: “There is a crab”
Me: “Where?!”
Them: “down there in the water. But your camera isn’t waterproof…”
Me:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jun 20, 2022

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

We went to Drake's Bay at Point Reyes yesterday. That beach has no tide pools but, nevertheless, crab was located.



Can you spot the crab?

Here. Let's help you find the crab.


There it is!


There it goes!

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Jun 22, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Leperflesh posted:


There it goes!

Sad it couldn't hang around longer, I'm sure it had somewhere important to be though.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Enfys posted:

I will read at least 62 stories about Detective Crab

https://www.amazon.sg/Coconut-Crab-Detective-Chinese/dp/7531949466

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sad it couldn't hang around longer, I'm sure it had somewhere important to be though.

We gave the crabbo back its rock, which seemed to be the important place.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Leperflesh posted:


There it is!


There it goes!

Neither touched the tip top nor got the snip snop. Incomplete crab-sperience imo

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

The crabbo was pretty stressed out at being Found and then Scooped. My wife knows the mantra though, even though she's not a goon, and she says it to me sometimes unprompted. That's her hand in the pics.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/phosphor_glow/status/1540053245640556545

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Leperflesh posted:

The crabbo was pretty stressed out at being Found and then Scooped. My wife knows the mantra though, even though she's not a goon, and she says it to me sometimes unprompted. That's her hand in the pics.

all I want in life is a partner who understands the importance of tip-tops and snip-snops :crab:

naem
May 29, 2011











SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
What in carcinization...

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
All animals really are a kind of dog

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Oh God, Barking Spiders are real? I owe my uncle so many apologies.

Macdeo Lurjtux fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jun 25, 2022

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

That's a spider disguised as a dog, obviously

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Dog + spider + crab = thread mascot?

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
It's an opiliones disguised as a dog. Like most non-spider arachnids they have little mouth claws where spiders have fangs.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!
The Bunny Harvestman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=483tm-29hE4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Doggy Longlegs

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1540512470992683008

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Crab gay so what.

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Oh God, Barking Spiders are real? I owe my uncle so many apologies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selenocosmia_crassipes

'fraid so

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
it's obviously a crab disguised as a flying fox, smh!!!

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Oh God, Barking Spiders are real? I owe my uncle so many apologies.

That still doesn’t explain the smell. Ain’t no stinkbug hybrid.

runchild
May 26, 2010

420 smoke 🎨artisanal🍑 melange erryday

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Oh God, Barking Spiders are real? I owe my uncle so many apologies.

Just because it looks like it barks doesn’t mean it does! Your uncle is a liar and also gassy!


your comment made me smile



Well.......gently caress

Bored fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jun 26, 2022

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Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



quote:

The Coconut Crab is often laughed at and bullied by his potato cousins but he never cries or feels inferior; instead, he is determined to be a great detective.

you show them crabtective

quote:

When he grows up, he comes to live on land alone and cracks the missing case of coconut crab babies with another coconut crab. With the help of the sea snake, the yellow dog and the pangolin, the two coconut crabs finally catch the killer of coconut crab babies, a mouse.

knew you can't trust those mice!

quote:

Behind the truth, however, is the deep love, and the mouse is finally forgiven by everyone.

:love:

quote:

But the kind and loving partners cannot defeat the real thief who steals crabs.

:magical:

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