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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/sF3XesO.mp4

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
That's a sex doll, not blessed. Not at all.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

DiHK posted:

That's a sex doll, not blessed. Not at all.

drat, they're making great strides

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Where can I purchase one of those kung-fu sex dolls? Asking for a friend.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

boar guy posted:

drat, they're making great strides

You know what, you're right. I shouldn't get in the way of self empowering sex dolls no matter how creepy they are.

edit: or how much rear end they kick.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

also p. sure that video is fake/a setup/a stunt

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


boar guy posted:

also p. sure that video is fake/a setup/a stunt
Imagine if a sex doll could actually kick your rear end for being a creep.

"so I paid 18 thousand dollars and am sleeping on the couch? I go in for a kiss and she's like 'no, i'm with paul now'. Paul is my best friend. i want a refund"

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

boar guy posted:

also p. sure that video is fake/a setup/a stunt

Same but it's well done so I'm still considering it blessed.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
No fuckin way

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Agreed on being setup, but it's still badass.

e-stupid comment


Why doesn't it have hooves on the back feet? And the sound it's making is legit clippity cloppity.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


blight rhino posted:

Why doesn't it have hooves on the back feet? And the sound it's making is legit clippity cloppity.
I was trying to find info on this, hoping for "ponies have small back hoofs for some reason" as a simple answer. Instead I found confusion. So they're "small horses" then they talk about some pony type that's basically just a horse. There's miniature horses, which are small horses, but smaller, and not necessarily ponies.

Anyway I found a picture that shows one with smaller back hoofs than front hoofs. And a separate one with little shoes on showing a blind man how to get somewhere. I won't post the pictures because it's more about the journey.

In summary, I think he might be a pony-derived, hard working stock of a miniature horse breed, perhaps a guide-horse- (or pony-) in-training. This is just my expert opinion here but it may be getting used to wearing shoes specifically to stop damage to both the environment and itself.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Or it has normal back hoofs and malformed huge front hoofs

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I'm only just remembering that horses have like the little nubbins when they're born. It looks like the back (it's) right leg is starting to grow a hoof. I guess I just assumed it'd be an all four at the same time, thing

The front does kinda look like shoes, but we may never know.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


SniperWoreConverse posted:

Or it has normal back hoofs and malformed huge front hoofs
You're leaving me for that freak of nature?! With his malformed huge dick?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/hupstory/status/1540345676965773312

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_re06dtITXx1zxy5mb_720.mp4

This horrible beast has shredded a pride flag

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Also 100 years ago today a cop was kicked in the nuts so hard that he died

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Taste the rainbow.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I'll put this pic in spoilers, since it involves a dead animal, but a new mummified baby mammoth was discovered in the Yukon. Apparently the most intact specimen ever found in north america.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
holy poo poo that's remarkable

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

blight rhino posted:

I'm only just remembering that horses have like the little nubbins when they're born. It looks like the back (it's) right leg is starting to grow a hoof. I guess I just assumed it'd be an all four at the same time, thing

The front does kinda look like shoes, but we may never know.

Horses are born with hooves, they are just covered in fleshy sheath that is discarded after birth. They wouldn't be able to walk without hooves.

The small horse appears to have appropriately sized back hooves and some kind of covering over the front hooves that makes them look unnaturally huge

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



horses are born without hooves, then they grow baby hooves that they shed later in life and grow adult hooves

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

https://youtu.be/bAWn97lGwjk
The horse is called Pea and was born with dwarfism. His caretakers made special shoes for him due to his legs being wonky.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

flavor.flv posted:

Also 100 years ago today a cop was kicked in the nuts so hard that he died


Man gently caress cops but what a horrible way to die

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

buddy of mine has a new friend



and an old friend

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rc0xv2TRRa1x0rpl7.mp4

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





holey poo poo

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Bees are amazing.
I had a brief period last year when I read about bumblebees for about three days nonstop, and I learned that bumblebee Queens rule the hive with a mixture of 'hormones and physical violence' and that is how I live my life today.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1540704512939216896?s=20&t=hqijUZsE9VDS-45ZQ0aTDA

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/wonderofscience/status/1485597945567543299

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hell yes lesbian pride flag animal

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/ssssludge/status/1540877375038275585

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Wtf is this pinoccio poo poo ahhhh!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Ultra blessed

https://twitter.com/ssssludge/status/1540760189170683904?s=20&t=504SJy7M0GHb-H-iXWiFfA

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Cottagehardcore :black101:

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Trabant posted:

Cottagehardcore :black101:

Yes, and also: thresh metal

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Paper Tiger posted:

thresh metal

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Paper Tiger posted:

thresh metal

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