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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

its all nice on rice posted:

What accent is that?

Its the Guy putting on a stupid voice accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZUlhwL5ME

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sometimes I remember that nothing in this thread can compare to what's happening on Crete with omelettes. Yes you have your normal Sfougato, but they also have a calzoni version and the ones they do for British tourists which are exactly what you would expect. Thankfully, there seems to be a lack of photographs on the internet of the full English breakfast Sfougato.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

learnincurve posted:

the ones they do for British tourists which are exactly what you would expect.

They spit in them?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Yes, I'd like a disk of sliced onions resting on a circle of cheese-dough, charred fingers on top. Actually, make that THREE--we're having a party"

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I didn't notice the onions at first :stare:

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Why isn't there more onion on pizza? It's basically a specialty topping, but more of it, raw or caramelized, would be good all around.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'd get caramelized onion all the time if that was on the standard topping list, raw is fine but only something I get every once in a while.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Its the Guy putting on a stupid voice accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZUlhwL5ME

I'm pretty sure that's his real voice

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I've got a lot of dried onion flakes, time to grind them to power and add to my foccaia mix.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Sphagnum moss, candied oranges, onions, ABC gum from under a desk, onions, and white oak leaves.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Ah, "pork floss". Also available on delicacies such as donuts.

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

pork floss is actually good. but maybe not with canned orange segments on a pizza.

deep fried pizza is also good. i had it once, which is probably enough times for a person to have it in their life. it felt like i could feel my arteries closing up as i ate it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

pork… floss….


Wtf

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
It's basically just chicharrones, no?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Futanari Damacy posted:

It's basically just chicharrones, no?

you mean machaca?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Quantum of Phallus posted:

pork… floss….


Wtf

a dried meat product with a light and fluffy texture similar to coarse cotton

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



AreWeDrunkYet posted:

a dried meat product with a light and fluffy texture similar to coarse cotton

God is dead and we have killed Him

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

God is dead and we have killed Him

…And turned him into GodFloss, a dried diety product with a light and fluffy texture similar to coarse cotton

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i've tried both beef and pork floss and honestly it's pretty good. it ends up just kinda chewing like jerky :shrug:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pork floss makes me visualize a pig wearing one of those tiny bikinis (pigkinis?)

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Italians eat sfilacci di cavallo, which is horse floss. Never seen it on a pizza though...



Until you fuckers made me look for it. Google tells me it's popular enough several pizzerias serve it.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

MrYenko posted:

a dried diety product

Is this on purpose? :btroll:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pork floss is better than candy floss.

Zushio
May 8, 2008
Fish floss is also pretty good. I can get a variety of types (pork, fish, beef) at my local Asian market. Some are denser than others.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Pork floss is better than candy floss.

And the best thing is that they are perfect substitutes

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




I think they're saying the pic is just 2 slices worth of the onions? :stare:



Original if any Portuguese speakers want to correct the weird translate

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jun 25, 2022

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Burnt. One side onions.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Burnt. One side onions.

If I'm not mistaken that's not a pizza at all in that photo but just the grease-saturated box :barf:, making it "none pizza, left onions".

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Porfiriato posted:

If I'm not mistaken that's not a pizza at all in that photo but just the grease-saturated box :barf:, making it "none pizza, left onions".

omg you're right. The thumbnail was too small for me to see it.

:smith: sad lonely onions

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think they're saying the pic is just 2 slices worth of the onions? :stare:



Original if any Portuguese speakers want to correct the weird translate

Man, what a bunch of losers. I wish I could get a calabresa pizza with so much onion in it. :(

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Why isn't there more onion on pizza? It's basically a specialty topping, but more of it, raw or caramelized, would be good all around.

(raw) onion is very common in Europe.
It's on every tuna pizza ofc, and we don't usually have plain Pepperoni. It's either plain Salami if you're an old, or Diavolo which is the clearly better Pepperoni with red onions and peppers.

White onions are used for this

sauer kraut fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Jun 25, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

sauer kraut posted:

every tuna pizza ofc

What the gently caress is wrong with y'all

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Tuna pizza is good

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Yeh raw white onion with the strongest cheese imaginable is peak white European boomer.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Porfiriato posted:

If I'm not mistaken that's not a pizza at all in that photo but just the grease-saturated box :barf:, making it "none pizza, left onions".

I also thought that was the pizza underneath the onions. all that grease, disgusting.

sauer kraut posted:

(raw) onion is very common in Europe.
It's on every tuna pizza ofc, and we don't usually have plain Pepperoni. It's either plain Salami if you're an old, or Diavolo which is the clearly better Pepperoni with red onions and peppers.

White onions are used for this


Tuna.. pizza... :barf:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Lascivious Sloth posted:

I also thought that was the pizza underneath the onions. all that grease, disgusting.

Tuna.. pizza... :barf:

Am I being a dummy, but al tonno is a perfectly common pizza in Italy?

Is this some american meme that tuna cannot be on pizza?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Tuna on pizza here is very much not a common thing.

Only time I've ever seen a tuna pizza is in the post horrible pizzas thread.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I get that it can be done but to be like "o-HO of course white onions go on a tuna pizza, which of course we have all sampled as delicacy" is Euro madness

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