pentyne posted:

I can guarantee you will absolutely guess wrong if you try to guess what this is about.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i'm going to post a new sagas thread. it could happen at any time

radium posted:

yes

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

get bent radium! nobody likes you!

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gleep gloop posted:

Counterpoint: Radium is the homosexual.

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BeastPussy posted:

Oh, now I understand, you're a girl. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Waffleman_ posted:

Ah yeah, I remember Jeff Bezos had that in his 36 Rules Of Success. Google "rule 34 inflation" to find out more.

The Bloop posted:

Twigand Berries posted:

I think that's me. In Boy's Town in Chicago like almost 20 years ago. I remember I wished I had a jacket and tie but all I had was a button down and a sweater because I was poor.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

quote:

In a world with superpowered individuals, any/everyone without them is "disabled."

quote:

....but that dude had superpowers.

crepeface posted:

entertainment media understander:

helpful samaritan:

syntaxfunction posted:

My buddy Jim played some obscure Korean MMO and was getting super pissed off. Some other dude was cheating hard and he was getting super pissed off. I was over one time, and he was sitting there loving fuming and when I asked how he was doing the dude just flipped out, picked up his chair and threw it at his computer, cleaned up the screen completely. Just started pacing up and down punching random things and screaming about "cheating loving dick fuckers" and poo poo.

I asked him why some MMO cheating dude was destroying him, it was just a game and he can just log off. Just broke down crying, hunched and squatting, just bawling his eyes out. Starting smacking himself in the head. I had to grab his hands because he just kept hitting harder, and he just collapsed on me.

Apparently I misheard and he was talking about his coworker who was cheating with his wife. Whoops lol

Vim Fuego posted:

In the reproductive system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the omegas, who have dog dicks and a uterus; and the alphas, who gently caress and impregnate the omegas with their dog dicks. These are their stories.

Jestery posted:

Jesus Christ

Y'all need to post schaed

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

crepeface posted:

The_Doctor posted:

For some reason TFWiki is being DDoSed

https://twitter.com/tfwiki/status/1539676018851586049

Xenomrph posted:

Sorry guys, that’s me, I needed to know literally everything about Transformers all at once.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/samwetherell/status/1535591676303089664

AlbieQuirky posted:

The author was an English physician who seems to have been the British John Harvey Kellogg, only obsessed with chewing instead of pooping.

canyoneer posted:

They spoke on the primitive phones of the day and Campbell was convinced Kellogg was also on board to address the mastication problem

Bad Wolf posted:

I like how people from Florida themselves go "Oh, haven't seen this Florida Man in a while, better check the ol' arrest records !"

Friend posted:

RFC2324 posted:

Its how randaconda got outed

Heath posted:

I just read the quote out of context and assumed that's what they were talking about, and sure enough

Baron von Eevl posted:

On occasion when some random person I knew decades ago pops into my head I'll spend a few minutes googling them to see if anything interesting comes up. So far I've had 0 arrest records and only one obituary, so that's not bad.

Flyball posted:

It's been less than a decade since I saw the last person I googled, but the result is a real doozy.

haljordan posted:

HOLY poo poo NO MORE DALL E IMAGES PLEASE


ONLY ONE IN A THOUSAND IS ACTUALLY FUNNY


gently caress

Verdugo posted:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I don't know how nobody realized that you could inline images in reports for over 20 years, but it happened! So congrats to you, because it was absolutely surprising to see an old friend

Neito posted:

I mod /r/anime,

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I thought hotdesking is when you take a poo poo in the drawer with the paperclips.

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

That’s called an upperdesker.

Baron von Eevl posted:

On occasion when some random person I knew decades ago pops into my head I'll spend a few minutes googling them to see if anything interesting comes up. So far I've had 0 arrest records and only one obituary, so that's not bad.

Nightdad posted:

Whats your favorite non prescript diet pill? Mine's zantrex-3.
Here's a tip: during winter, turn your heat off. Shivering burns calories. When you drink, Drink straight booze and don't mix it with anything but water or seltzer or club soda. Beer and wine and mixers have way too many carbs. (ALso: drink gin in summer and whiskey in winter, or else you are one tacky mother fucker)
TRY NOT TO SLEEP(a lot). Your metabolism crashes when you sleep.
Faster tempo music makes you dance faster, ergo burns more calories
Im 127 pounds (six feet tall), trying to get slimmer, that means smoking twice as much cigarettes. So what!
If it's summer, blast that A/C.
Dont hang around anyone fatter than you. That way (weigh) you'll know that you are fat and you wont go eat something with lots of carbs (bREAD)
BLOW
american people living in flyover states have huge guts, so dont forget to go to your tailor to alter your clothes if you buy theem in the USA
Live in a city where you can walk everywhere
Look at your fifteen year old brother and how skinny his legs are
If you put milk or sugar in your coffee, just start buying fat people clothes becase you will need them in like six months
Just eat herbs! basil, dill, cilantro, chives, they've got like no calories but tons of flavor. Eat a big plate of herbs! Hot sauce is like the same thing!
Laugh at Brad Walsh
Run everywhere instead of walking, its good exercise !

Lets discuss being hot, cool, good looking thin people.

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EorayMel posted:

post tips for getting skinnier (skinny talk)

quote:

BLOW
american people living in flyover states

EorayMel posted:

post tips for getting skinnier (skinny talk)

That DICK! posted:

mario underground theme: tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis. tell me bout my penis.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Gin is absolutely a winter spirit!

telekq2 posted:

More importantly, how do I get the least chance of being banned?

I mean, recently a friend of mine convinced me to sign up for SA but warned of the severe and opinionated bastards that moderate the forums.

So what I want to know is what makes a good thread? I've followed quite a few and they're often quite funny, have a point, make people think, don't misspell much... etc.

Any pointers?

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EorayMel posted:

How do I post a good SA topic?