Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

deep dish peat moss posted:

guns, porn, and erectile dysfunction drugs are all illegal to sell to someone in texas before they are a minor

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!$! :byodood:

No, seriously, I’m genuinely surprised it isn’t like twelve or something.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1541064820035813377

Dude should have had his little performance in an elementary school classroom...he could have played for hours!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/zpb6t-ja..._source=twitter
(GoFundMe in case you want to donate.)

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
That's what happens when your city elects a cop for mayor

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Dancing is happiness.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
The animatronic toys continuing to writhe around is making me laugh, but in an incredibly sad way. :smith:

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

So wait....

The excuse from the police in a lot of cities for higher crime (car jackings, smash and grabs, etc) are that the Dems aren't letting them do their job.

But apparently they have a lot of time and personnel for a musician.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
I saw "subway", and thought it was about this incident yesterday where someone shot two subway employees (killing one) because there was too much mayo on his sandwich.

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/at...5K7ELGH4IXU2WY/

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I saw "subway", and thought it was about this incident yesterday where someone shot two subway employees (killing one) because there was too much mayo on his sandwich.

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/at...5K7ELGH4IXU2WY/

Jesus Christ!

:dance: :patriot::suicide:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Oh, the good guy with a gun was there and it didn't stop anything.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh, the good guy with a gun was there and it didn't stop anything.

The solution is more guns, clearly.

:blastu::murica:

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh, the good guy with a gun was there and it didn't stop anything.

Are you a ‘Too much mayo’ kind of sandwich maker?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



don't mayo shame

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Are you a ‘Too much mayo’ kind of sandwich maker?

I wear body armor and carry my AR while working so I'll give you as much mayo as I loving want.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I wear body armor and carry my AR while working so I'll give you as much mayo as I loving want.

Pagin a good guy with a gun to this thread!!!

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
I heard reports of a minority jogging down the street! I'll save the day! :blastu:

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Read After Burning posted:

I heard reports of a minority jogging down the street! I'll save the day! :blastu:

Plant a mayo drenched sub on them while you at it.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh, the good guy with a gun was there and it didn't stop anything.
I completely missed that part.

quote:

Police said the woman who was killed was 26 years old. A 24-year-old employee was shot in front of her 5-year-old son and is now in critical condition. A relative told Channel 2's Tom Jones that the victim, Jada Statum, was hit twice after she pushed her son under the counter to keep him from being hurt.

A co-owner of the Subway said that a third worker shot at the gunman.

“He didn’t hit the guy, but he put up a little fight,” Willie Glenn said.
Clearly the problem is we need more guns. Holy loving poo poo.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pennywise the Frown posted:

I wear body armor and carry my AR while working so I'll give you as much mayo as I loving want.

Lol. :smith:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Speaking of Subway, I just picked up a sub and the woman started cutting it and I was like "holy poo poo she's doing it the old way!" Nah, she was just butchering my sub. It's super messy and when she cut it in half at the end she made it more like 1/3 to 2/3.

Eh, it's sitting in my fridge so I'm gonna get drunk and eat it at midnight.

USA! USA! USA!

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Eh, it's sitting in my friend so I'm gonna get drunk and eat it at midnight.

:wiggle:


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I completely missed that part.

Clearly the problem is we need more guns. Holy loving poo poo.

Apparently both women were recent hires. :smith:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

gently caress, you quoted me before I had the time to change it lol

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1541423337783676933

:hai:

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Read After Burning posted:

https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1541064820035813377

Dude should have had his little performance in an elementary school classroom...he could have played for hours!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/zpb6t-ja..._source=twitter
(GoFundMe in case you want to donate.)

Imagine seeing a cute dancing animals display that is actually called "Dancing is Happiness" and being so much of a piece of poo poo that you go "Someone has to put a stop to this one guy not bothering anyone and bringing joy to this one small piece of the world.".

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I completely missed that part.

Clearly the problem is we need more guns. Holy loving poo poo.

My brother went to Texas a couple years back and him and his friend went to some strip clubs. Apparently in Texas the bouncers at strip clubs have loving AR-15s because a bunch of idiots getting shitfaced and shooting at each other in the parking lot is a frequent occurrence.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Charlie Hebdo cartoon on abortion in America



"Patience, he'll be shot in school in five years."

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Yep.

:smith:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761

Current Causes of Death in Children and Adolescents in the United States

Guess the leading cause!

Seriously, gun violence is the number one cause of death for children. That is extremely alarming.



The number one threat to children in the US is getting shot. :psyduck:

This is a sign of a nation in collapse.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Seriously, gun violence is the number one cause of death for children. That is extremely alarming.



The number one threat to children in the US is getting shot. :psyduck:

This is a sign of a nation in collapse.

Clearly the solution is to cut back on restrictive speed limit and seatbelt laws.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
First they make seatbelt laws, then they want you to get a license and register your vehicle. Then you have to be INSURED. Then they infringe on your right to drive fast or only on certain parts of the road.

Pretty soon they're just going to take away your cars!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a car, is a good guy with a car.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Seriously, gun violence is the number one cause of death for children. That is extremely alarming.



The number one threat to children in the US is getting shot. :psyduck:

This is a sign of a nation in collapse.

Why is that a problem? It seems to me you just want adrenochrome to be even more expensive.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
There was an article by someone who lived in Sri Lanka after the civil war when the first ceasefire fell apart, and it really stuck out to me.

quote:

This is how it happens. Precisely what you’re feeling now. The numbing litany of bad news. The ever rising outrages. People suffering, dying, and protesting all around you, while you think about dinner. If you’re trying to carry on while people around you die, your society is not collapsing. It’s already fallen down.

I was looking through some old photos for this article and the mix is shocking to me now. Almost offensive. There’s a burnt body in front of my office. Then I’m playing Scrabble with friends. There’s bomb smoke rising in front of the mall. Then I’m at a concert. There’s a long line for gas. Then I’m at a nightclub. This is all within two weeks.
I recognize I'm all doom and gloom, bellowing the end is nigh like a coked up homeless person, but gently caress. This is insane, right? Am I insane? I'm probably insane. Thanks Obama.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a car, is a good guy with a car.

I use this tactic while playing the video game Rocket League.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



mom and dad fight a lot posted:

There was an article by someone who lived in Sri Lanka after the civil war when the first ceasefire fell apart, and it really stuck out to me.

I recognize I'm all doom and gloom, bellowing the end is nigh like a coked up homeless person, but gently caress. This is insane, right? Am I insane? I'm probably insane. Thanks Obama.

Being in a depressing situation fucks up your view of what is depressing. Your brain moves the goalposts to normalize whatever sad situation you're in as a survival mechanism.


EDIT: Note that this applies to everyone, including people in the GOP. They do not realize that they are hosed up anymore. They think that all of this poo poo going on in America and in their party is normal now.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jun 28, 2022

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Thinking about the line in the movie version of American Psycho where they make fun of the Sri Lankan "Sikhs killing tons of Israelis over there"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

There was an article by someone who lived in Sri Lanka after the civil war when the first ceasefire fell apart, and it really stuck out to me.

I recognize I'm all doom and gloom, bellowing the end is nigh like a coked up homeless person, but gently caress. This is insane, right? Am I insane? I'm probably insane. Thanks Obama.

I wish I could remember exactly who it was, but one of Obama's economic advisors was adamant that "the quality of life for the average American must decrease."

They think we had it too good for too long. And that's the nice liberal people saying that. Imagine how the far right oligarchs really feel.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

There was an article by someone who lived in Sri Lanka after the civil war when the first ceasefire fell apart, and it really stuck out to me.

quote:

This is how it happens. Precisely what you’re feeling now. The numbing litany of bad news. The ever rising outrages. People suffering, dying, and protesting all around you, while you think about dinner. If you’re trying to carry on while people around you die, your society is not collapsing. It’s already fallen down.

I was looking through some old photos for this article and the mix is shocking to me now. Almost offensive. There’s a burnt body in front of my office. Then I’m playing Scrabble with friends. There’s bomb smoke rising in front of the mall. Then I’m at a concert. There’s a long line for gas. Then I’m at a nightclub. This is all within two weeks.

I recognize I'm all doom and gloom, bellowing the end is nigh like a coked up homeless person, but gently caress. This is insane, right? Am I insane? I'm probably insane. Thanks Obama.

:siren: extremely serious and important note :siren:
The ones causing all of the problems are right-wing accelerationists - the backwoods militias living in clandestine compounds around the world - because they believe that society is on the brink of total collapse and that they need to get ahead of it by accelerating the enforcement of their ideological views and eliminating what they see as the causes of society's collapse. (hint: it's non-whites and non-christians and a lack of christian moral values in government).

This exact sentiment is what they want you to feel, because it matches their narrative of the world. I am not saying that this Sri Lankan is by any means wrong about their experiences leading up to the civil war, but that kind of collapse is what the accelerationists want depressed, hopeless youth and middle-aged lonely nerds to read about because it makes their narrative 'right' - it's what they've been telling people would happen, which will naturally bring attention to their literature.

So anyway if you continue to explore this thought by searching online or reading what you can find, please be aware that much of the literature that you find will lead toward the white nationalist right-wing accelerationist rabbit hole, and it will seem innocuous at first because that is all part of the recruitment plan.

There was a rolling stone interview/bio from january with a former undercover FBI agent who spent his career undercover with these groups that IMO was a fascinating read:
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fbi-infiltrator-nazis-kkk-biker-gangs-1280830/

Also, literally the FBI has been telling us all of this since 2006 and they have been begging lawmakers and LEOs to take it seriously, but no one in power does.
https://theintercept.com/2020/09/29/police-white-supremacist-infiltration-fbi/

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jun 28, 2022

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm gonna sound like a nerd, but gently caress it..


Is it true, or likely, that the feds have people assigned to monitor the forums? (Not a joke. We do have political discourse on the forums)

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

The Bananana posted:

I'm gonna sound like a nerd, but gently caress it..


Is it true, or likely, that the feds have people assigned to monitor the forums? (Not a joke. We do have political discourse on the forums)

An AI does that and then just flags content for human review.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Just put "in minecraft" after anything you say and they legally can't do anything about it. It's in the constitution.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://youtu.be/eg3_kUaYFJA

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply