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Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

Intruder posted:

no never the rams

give them to the chargers if you have to give them to an LA team

Only after the Spanos sister wins that lawsuit sorry

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I don't think this is a winning strategy. Even if they have more poo poo on the owners, he's still the focus.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Yeah, I think it's more of a pressure move to get the Texans to back Watson as they themselves don't want to get exposed.

Or Watson is willing to burn the building down with everyone inside. :pray:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Houston is already exposed.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Houston is already exposed.

That is the problem here

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I mean why would they back Watson? Their whole asses are out with the depositions at this point.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Between Houston, Cleveland, and Watson, there's probably a funny massage joke

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

sweet thursday posted:

Between Houston, Cleveland, and Watson, there's probably a funny massage joke

No amount of rubbing these parts together will produce a happy ending.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


sweet thursday posted:

Between Houston, Cleveland, and Watson, there's probably a funny massage joke

Just keep working it and something will come.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/josinaanderson/status/1541815894166364161?s=21&t=tSx366vqerDBM73Kw4yKcw
https://twitter.com/josinaanderson/status/1541816163973341188?s=21&t=tSx366vqerDBM73Kw4yKcw
https://twitter.com/josinaanderson/status/1541816231975583745?s=21&t=tSx366vqerDBM73Kw4yKcw

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

What time was the hearing? Surprised we haven't heard anything yet.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

What time was the hearing? Surprised we haven't heard anything yet.

Continues tomorrow

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

No you don't get to George Costanza your way out of this one

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1541992274267185152?s=20&t=2Vpi3a9TZzohaZJ3EgnSyA

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
How did the NFL come up with a worse system of determining punishment than when it was just Goodell as dictator?

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

It’s pretty hilarious that the NFLPA agreed to Roger having supreme last word in the event of an appeal by the loving league.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Yeah I read that article and am once again amazed at how terrible the NFLPA is

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Not the off season storyline they wanted

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1542262742983360513

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Either the NFL's shop is a leaking sieve (unlikely) or their strategic leak strategy is really, really loving dumb

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
loving OJ trial of NFL suspension hearings

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1542623319924637700

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Docjowles posted:

It’s also possible they are all stealing from each other and Snyder was just dumb enough to get busted. So he had to go answer some meaningless questions before Congress which is the billionaire version of getting Iced.

This is my new take on how he is possibly still in possession of a team.

Jimmy Haslem frauded the USPS and countless others and he's still allowed to have a team, but he's also the very wealthy son of a very wealthy man and his very wealthy brother was Governor of Tennessee so ... yeah.

And this discussion is germane because he's the owner of the Cleveland Browns and that's a focus of all this.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The owners always come out ahead. Donald Sterling was punished by having to sell his team for like $800 million over its valuation. The only time owners don't win is when they lie about their finances to buy the Islanders

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Intruder posted:

The owners always come out ahead. Donald Sterling was punished by having to sell his team for like $800 million over its valuation. The only time owners don't win is when they lie about their finances to buy the Islanders

Not gonna lie, even though I knew the ending I was rooting for that dude in the 30 for 30.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Intruder posted:

The owners always come out ahead. Donald Sterling was punished by having to sell his team for like $800 million over its valuation. The only time owners don't win is when they lie about their finances to buy the Islanders

Islanders fans almost won because Spano wanted to fire Milbury.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Hey, remember Jack Easterby? John McClain thinks he’s gone after this season.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Why would you wait if you already knew he doesn't have anything important to do

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

fast cars loose anus posted:

Why would you wait if you already knew he doesn't have anything important to do

Make him the fall guy for Watson stuff?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

I forgot this thread used to be about Easterby lol

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Intruder posted:

I forgot this thread used to be about Easterby lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

The thread was much funnier when it was about an incompetent youth pastor running an NFL team

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Wherever Easterby goes, crimes are committed: murder, sexual assault. What's next????

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Man I really want to find that clip about him saying that the best athlete of all time was Jesus but I think it's in the middle of a 42-minute long YouTube.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
He made a joke about Jesus doing the crip walk on water right?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He made a joke about Jesus doing the crip walk on water right?

:chloe:

I'm not going to spend 45min 22 min on 2x speed to watch a YouTube clip of Easterby's sermon.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I found multiple links to the video and reports on it, but they're all gone.

So yes, Jack Easterby definitely said that.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How long can it possibly take to legislate Deshaun Watson's suspension? This is stupid.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

How long can it possibly take to legislate Deshaun Watson's suspension? This is stupid.

Suspending him indefinitely until all of his legal issues settle and then reassessing based on what comes with that is the easiest layup imaginable and they’re gonna completely gently caress this all up.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Does Josina do anything but cheerlead?
https://twitter.com/ziyanm_/status/1545084060850061315

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Does Josina do anything but cheerlead?

She reports on Michael Sam in the showers, too.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I’m the mom that comes home and tells my 12 year old a guy whipped his dick out.

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