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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

what's the over/under on the ketchup / thrown food references from the Jan 6 committee today going to be a huge theme this week in toons?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

what's the over/under on the ketchup / thrown food references from the Jan 6 committee today going to be a huge theme this week in toons?

waiting to see the ones where he's trying to strangle his own Secret Service agent while grabbing the wheel with the other hand

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

quote:

EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH NANCY IS A ILLEGITIMATE EXTREMIST

Nancy Pelosi is trying to elbow Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas out of the picture.


Her Democrats are repeating the line, “The Supreme Court is “Illegitimate.” Why it is suddenly illegitimate is unclear. Their ruling on Roe V. Wade is perfectly logical and understandable. They’re allowing the decision to be made by people residing in the individual states. How is that a bad thing? Power to the people!

The Democrats don’t like this. They’ve become the party of death. Oh sure, Nancy will claim she loves children (as she elbows them away from a photo shoot), but in reality she supports the murder of millions of unborn children. Nancy and Dementia Joe have even talked about creating abortion clinics on Federal land within states with abortion bans. That way the women there can have their babies killed—probably at taxpayer expense.

If you peruse the headlines, you’ll see the Marxist media are focused on attacking Justice Thomas. They all say he is conducting a ‘radical reign’ at the Supreme Court. Never mind the others that voted to overturn Roe V. Wade. The Democrats and corporate media are conducting a high-tech lynching of Thomas. Why? Because he’s black. They can’t have a powerful black man not agreeing with them, so they hurl racist epithets his way. It’s disgraceful, but not surprising. The Democrats were the party of slavery, KKK, and racial bigotry. They currently celebrate and worship a drug-addled thug named George Floyd, but they mercilessly condemn and harass Thomas, a man of distinction, intellect, and great accomplishments.

Pelosi has even accused Clarence Thomas’ wife, Ginni, for being part of the January 6 protest. Only Nancy calls it a ‘coup.’ She wants Thomas to resign because of it. If anyone should resign, it’s Nancy Pelosi. Not only did she and her husband use insider trading to become fabulously rich, she’s also attacking our third branch of government and calling for the impeachment of Thomas. (Is she impeachment happy or what?)

That looks a little “insurrectiony” to me…

The Democrats have become the party of death, lawfare, corruption, and tyranny. They are the real insurrectionists.

— Ben Garrison


Hard to believe there was a span of time when Garrison agreed that Floyd was murdered.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

The End of Choice, I can't tell who it's credited to


Le Monde


by Nardi from Italy

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Le Monde


by Nardi from Italy

Nomination: best overall

edit: what, is that Stepan Bandera? Why?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

The Liberal party trying to rebuild on a giant Peter Dutton head. ABS = Australian Bureau of Statistics. 2021 Census shows Millennials overtaking Boomers (ABS).

Wilcox:


Downes:

The Spirit of Tasmania ferry service is getting bigger boats.

Leak, Son of Leak:

Independent ACT senator David Pocock and teal independent MP Monique Ryan. ‘Recent phenomenon’: Albanese doubles down on cuts to crossbench staff numbers (SMH).

Warren Brown:

The "Blockheads" are the Blockade Australia climate protests. Climate protests and industrial action to slow Sydney’s transport system (SMH).

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Lalo Alcaraz


Robert Ariail


Clay Bennett


Tim Campbell


Walt Handelsman


Joe Heller


Clay Jones


Mike Lester


Gary Markstein


Pedro X. Molina


Jack Ohman


Henry Payne

Same-Sex Marriage Support Inches Up to New High of 71%. Box office poison, that.

Joel Pett


Rob Rogers


Jen Sorensen


Jeff Stahler


Tom Stiglich


Dana Summers


Tony Branco

quote:

Hype-notism: Jan 6th, abortion, and guns are the Democrats’ latest distraction from their policy disasters.
Empire loves its drat lists...

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Women can still have self-determination without reproductive rights, as long as they have exceptional balance. ABC.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Raised By Birds posted:

Tony Branco


Empire loves its drat lists...
Yes.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





The bible doesn't say anything about abortions, thus SCOTUS does not reflect biblical teachings but rather a political agenda. AGC.


quote:

Tom Stiglich


If I didn't know who drew this I'd think he was agreeing (or disagreeing) with both positions/

Kellies nomination: Most easily reinterprited

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Oh, easy, they just pass laws saying that it's illegal to go to another state for an abortion.


Hello ma'am, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Lightning McQueen?

He won the Piston Cup!

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Rare to see this much hypocrisy packed into a single comic. Normally they sorta flip between them.
"Ignore this list of things you think is bad! It's a distraction from this other list of things I'm paid to tell you is bad!"

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


It's still amazing to me how Payne manages to work his pet issue of "vroom vroom car gotta go fast" into nearly every cartoon of his, no matter how unrelated. It's almost endearing. :allears:

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

EVs are fast as poo poo, I'm cool with it

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
I also love how Payne shows "the Equitables" as a guy looking quizzical.

Is there any downside to getting rid of all superpowers and all white supremacy, which are definitely two topics that are extremely closely linked? Is the world in flames? Are people desperate for something to believe in?

Nah, there's just a fat white guy who is not having fun. Bet you want to restore all white supremacy now!

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Nothing to Worry about

Ted Rall posted:

Humanity seems absolutely determined not to do anything about the climate change crisis or the environment. But think about the bright side: rising oceans will resolve all sorts of issues that we actually pay attention to.

First Dog on the Moon: It's the extra hot cappuccino drinking boomers vs indie sleaze loving millennials

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://twitter.com/PiaGuerra/status/1541923700043161600?s=20&t=uk9xzP2r6bBmv3g7ThyZAA

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Uh wow :psypop:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Kellies Nomination: Worst Cartoon about Roe v Wade Overturn, Worst Use of the "This is a McDonald's" meme.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hope the Disney corporation sends an assassin after Bok. A hitman wearing Mickey ears.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Oh cool it's another one of those cartoons that only sounds bad if you automatically hate every part of it beforehand.

Pregnancy non-discrimination and reproductive healthcare, oh my!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


I choose to believe this is how she found out that Florida is banning women's right to choose

Surely her expression can't be because she thinks her employer's support for abortion rights means they'll require her to get an abortion, only a complete idiot would confuse right to choose with mandatory abortions!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

To be fair (and I absolutely don't want to give bok credit for halfway stumbling onto a sort of good point), if there was ever a scenario where women were being coerced into having an abortion, it would definitely be a powerful megacorporation that has a vested interest in not paying for their maternity leave.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

To be fair (and I absolutely don't want to give bok credit for halfway stumbling onto a sort of good point), if there was ever a scenario where women were being coerced into having an abortion, it would definitely be a powerful megacorporation that has a vested interest in not paying for their maternity leave.
Yeah one could draw a cartoon making that connection for sure and it would be a good cartoon.

I doubt Bok would do that since he seems like the sort of conservative who opposes maternity leave, bad for business!

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

If you weren't aware of context this just reads like an ad for Disney, "hey we don't discriminate and we provide healthcare"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

To be fair (and I absolutely don't want to give bok credit for halfway stumbling onto a sort of good point), if there was ever a scenario where women were being coerced into having an abortion, it would definitely be a powerful megacorporation that has a vested interest in not paying for their maternity leave.

It's not a hypothetical. Hollywood was notorious for this.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Fister Roboto posted:

To be fair (and I absolutely don't want to give bok credit for halfway stumbling onto a sort of good point), if there was ever a scenario where women were being coerced into having an abortion, it would definitely be a powerful megacorporation that has a vested interest in not paying for their maternity leave.

The Sea Org, Scientology's religious order, has been forcing members who get pregnant to have abortions for years. Here's one article on it from the Underground Bunker but you can find more by doing a search on "Sea Org" and abortions.

Korthal
May 26, 2011


Kelly Nomination: Best Accidental Kelly Cartoon. Even has an asterisk in it.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haha we all hate lawyers!

Hey, what about women drivers am I right?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tory ‘patriotism’ – Defence spending pledge likely to be ditched, possible trade war over Northern Ireland Brexit arrangementsand don’t mention support for striking workers"

Telegraph:

Nicola Sturgeon takes Indyref2 to Supreme Court as Scotland will 'not be prisoner of Boris Johnson'

Matt:

Wimbledon Tennis - The Telegraph

Times:

World must stop ‘insane Russian terrorists’, says Zelensky after strike on shoppers

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson tells Nato leaders they must ‘dig deep’ on defence spending as threats grow

Victar
Nov 8, 2009

Bored? Need something to read while camping Time-Lost Protodrake?

www.vicfanfic.com

The_Other posted:

The Sea Org, Scientology's religious order, has been forcing members who get pregnant to have abortions for years. Here's one article on it from the Underground Bunker but you can find more by doing a search on "Sea Org" and abortions.

I didn't know about forced abortions in Scientology's order or Hollywood, but sweatshops forcing abortions on garment workers is a real thing that happened in the 21st century "America". The catch being that the sweatshops were in the South Pacific island of Saipan, and since the government is a Commonwealth with the US, the sweatshops could legally label their work as "Made in America". Republican Tom DeLay directly advocated for these sweatshops, and protected them in spite of the abortions they forced their workers to have. Here's an article about it

https://www.democracynow.org/2006/1/4/forced_abortions_sweatshops_a_look_at

The article is dated 2006. I checked Wikipedia for some information about what happened there after 2006, and found this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saipan#Foreign_contract_labor_abuse_and_exemptions_from_U.S._federal_regulations

I don't know how many of today's anti-abortion Republicans are true believers, and how many are immoral hypocrites like Tom DeLay.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

G7 Plans more Sanctions on Russia by Cai Meng


Le Monde


by Urbs from France

The tradition of French Leftism:
"First the union, then the split, and then the regrets."

Charlie Hebdo


Uterus: The one place god won't gently caress with me.


The End of Abortion: Americans support one another
"Patience, in five years he'll get killed at school."

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

The teddy bear is the new health minister Mark Butler, who has announced a new winter vaccine and anti-viral communication campaign.

Wilcox:

Census 2021 data shows Australians are less religious and more culturally diverse than ever (ABC).

Leak, Son of Leak:

The Albanese government is committed to having a referendum on an Indigenous Voice to Parliament whether or not it has bipartisan support.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1542270021401026560

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

quote:

IN THE LEFT’S UNHINGED WORLD, IT’S BETTER TO KILL BABIES THAN DRILL FOR OIL.

Resident Biden embarrassed himself yet again on the world stage.


Meeting with the G-7 nations this week Joe was bluntly told by French President Macron that going to the Middle East and begging the Saudis for oil would not work. The United Arab Emirates are already at full capacity and cannot produce more oil. Macron bluntly told Biden the US needs to produce more oil. Otherwise Biden’s energy crisis will continue to worsen. Biden still refuses to open drilling on federal land.

Biden and blood-hungry Democrats such as Elizabeth Warren want the federal government to open up abortion clinics in national parks and on other federal land. How nice. You can go view Mount Rushmore and stop and get a quickie abortion at the park visitor center. Make sure you wear your mask. Maybe Warren will set up teepees and offer abortions along with free DNA tests and Indian casino vouchers.

UPDATE: White House Forced To Dismiss Idea Of Abortion Tents In National Parks -Following repeated calls by Democrats for pop up abortion centers to be instituted on federal owned land, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted that any such move would likely put women and providers at risk of prosecution.

Two years ago America was energy independent and gas was around $2.00 a gallon. You could easily find baby formula and tampons in the grocery store. Shelves were full. Truckers were on the road bringing products to stores. There was no shortage of diesel fuel. There were no supply chain problems. There were no mass shootings every week. The border was secure and people were not dying of the heat while stuck in truck trailers. Food plants were not burning to the ground and closing. Your twenty dollar bill could still buy a decent bag of groceries. The twenty dollar bill is now the new five dollar bill.

But at least there are no more mean tweets, right?

Biden has united the entire country in their hatred for him and his Marxist Democrat policies. In fact, in a new poll more people approve of Roe vs. Wade being overturned than disapprove.

The Jan 6 committee has lost all credibility. They can’t even lie convincingly. Their surprise witness spun a fantasy story about Trump that was as believable as something from Jussie Smollett.

“Donald Trump grabbed the limo steering wheel, threw ketchup on the driver and yelled This IS MAGA Country! I am pretty sure he was holding a noose…” Cassidy ‘Smollett’ Hutchinson

Right. The more they lie the more they get tangled in their web of untruths.

How to fix America? Bring back Trump!

-Tina


The unceasing belief that the only problem anyone had with Trump was his tweets.

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN
RAISED IN A CAVE
DRILLIN’ & KILLIN’
IS ALL THAT I CRAVE

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