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The first Bene Gesserit witch is created from a physical therapist through sheer anger at being sexually harassed over and over
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GM General Mother Helen Mohiam: "You see this box? Throw a football into this box. If you miss, you die. Our test is crisis. Only under real live conditions can we see if you possess the qualities our programs can build a dynasty on. Paul Manning: "I see the truth of it." GM (internal): IS HE THE ONE????
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A duel can last for three and a half hours, but the knife might actually be in play for only 11 minutes
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Man the Fremen are gonna go nuts the first time they see a coach doused in Gatorade On Arrakis the waterboys just spit in the players' mouths
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Gatorade? Foolish offworlder, we bathe our coach in the finest water of life so they may guide our future victories!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Gatorade? Foolish offworlder, we bathe our coach in the finest water of life so they may guide our future victories! so....Surge?? 
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Jun 23, 2022 22:42
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Duneball where all the players have to run without rhyme lest shaihulud takes the ball and the players and the field and goes home
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i want to run without rhyme
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Jun 23, 2022 23:39
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The halftime show is just a constant melange breeze and a laser light show bouncing off the belly of a heighliner. Prog rock will be played. This will last several hours.
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All players required to wear miniature shield generators around their heads to avoid concussions and also attract worms to make the game more interesting
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Jun 23, 2022 23:46
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Listen if you book the Sardaukar Throat Singers I'm not switching to the Puppy Bowl at halftime that I can promise you edit: Colonel Cancer posted:lest shaihulud takes the ball and the players and the field and goes home 
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Jun 23, 2022 23:46
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It's spice girls like every other game
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Jun 23, 2022 23:48
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Prescient wide receivers sound good and all until the Guild fields a prescient cornerback. The only eventual solution to save the sport is a no-field around the football
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Soul Dentist posted:The only eventual solution to save the sport is a no-field around the football I didn't realize the Detroit Lions would still exist in the year 10,191
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Jun 24, 2022 00:11
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The only difference is they're all eunuchs and their win loss record is multiplied by a million. They still lose a game on a Thursday in November even though Thanksgiving hasn't existed for millennia
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Prolonged Panorama posted:
this looks exactly like Paul's disappointing cgi prescient vision of the jihad
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Jarhead was an excellent movie. It's not really a comedy, but it does have some of the best USMC moto slang dialog put to screen since Full Metal Jacket. "Hey look - it's a cock, but smaller!"
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that did seem to be a bit of an issue that the jihad that tears the galaxy apart sort of just looked like a couple of skirmishes and him shouting at people off the back of some kind of carrier
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Jarhead and generation kill are the two bits of media that absolutely capture the modern marine corps experience, praise be to the maker
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Pauls Jihad is more morally justifiable than anything the usmc has done in 80 years
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Duncan just chowing down on some crayons while Leto shakes his head in disgust
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Riot Bimbo posted:Pauls Jihad is more morally justifiable than anything the usmc has done in 80 years That's why I give Leto 2 a pass.
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In-universe leto II is straight up the savior of mankind and his divinity or monstrosity falls entirely on how you measure the worth of humanity
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kiimo posted:Arch Manning is a QB that just got signed to Texas and is related to Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Archie Manning, all former NFL QBs. If we're going for football-based futures I'd rather live in 17776.
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it is by will alone i set my mind in motion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ospwfH8oc
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MikeJF posted:If we're going for football-based futures I'd rather live in 17776. Oh god me too. Is the last part out yet?
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Colonel Cancer posted:He cut Piter and all the actual plot, so who knows what else he'll cut. He's a madman I say! Ahh the attitude of the Knife
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kiimo posted:Arch Manning is a QB that just got signed to Texas and is related to Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Archie Manning, all former NFL QBs. Kwisatz Foreheaderach
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kiimo posted:GM General Mother Helen Mohiam: "You see this box? Throw a football into this box. If you miss, you die. Our test is crisis. Only under real live conditions can we see if you possess the qualities our programs can build a dynasty on. This is good as hell
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it is by wool alone i set my mind in motion -peyton manning, paidishah emperor over the lanolinsraad, hocking a sick cable knit i recognize your st togs old man -paul knitreides my planet arrakis is beautiful when the sun is low -chani opening narration line for dune part I this planet arrakis is deadly when the sun is high -gurney halleck opening narration line for dune part II (if villeneuve takes my idea instead of behaving like a waterfat coward)
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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere
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Here every post is soft...and smooth.
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im ghanian piter
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3 headed snake mushroom owns
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There is so much wrong here. Like why is Feyd wearing a stillsuit and why is the Tremors monster in this and why does Shai Hulud have a snake coming out of its mouth but really just lmao at Piter doing the Italian Talking thing with his hand. Mama mia! edit: the pug's lips
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Everyone shooting guns
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kiimo posted:but really just lmao at Piter doing the Italian Talking thing with his hand. Mama mia!  Not having Brad Dourif was such a devastating blow to the remake.
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 Dune by dawn! Dune by dawn! I'll swallow your soo-soo-sook
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