Robobot posted:

Guaranteed that person is in office AND a super devout Christian in their small town right now.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Mavis Beacon didn't say a word about double spaces, that's how I know adding them is dumb and useless

Milo and POTUS posted:

Mario doesn't exist either

Kitfox88 posted:

wasn't he miyamoto's landlord or some poo poo

CharlestheHammer posted:

Him telling a story about picking up chicks at Rape victim counseling sessions.

By pretending to have been molested as a kid

My Lovely Horse posted:

we banned Chuck Palahniuk?

Robobot posted:

Guaranteed that person is in jail or a super devout Christian in their small town right now.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Him telling a story about picking up chicks at Rape victim counseling sessions.

By pretending to have been molested as a kid

Milo and POTUS posted:

Mario doesn't exist either

Biplane posted:

gently caress you!!!

Splicer posted:

Think about how many people know or care you exist, and how quickly you will be forgotten when you are gone.

Think the same of Mario "Jumpman" Mario.

Which of you is truly the more real?

Splicer posted:

Think about how many people know or care you exist, and how quickly you will be forgotten when you are gone.

Think the same of Mario "Jumpman" Mario.

Which of you is truly the more real?

Aces High posted:

what the gently caress Radio Shack still exists? I thought it got bought out and has just been The Source for almost 20 years.

was that just in Canada?

Baxate posted:

If I understand correctly Radio Shack is gone, but some crypto idiot bought the trademark or whatever was left of the company

Alan Smithee posted:

Me: *buys ship of Theseus and sells NFTs of it*

Phanatic posted:

It's the ice cream maker from Empire. It was just a random dude with a random cheap prop in the background but fandom nerds turned it into an entire backstory.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Is that thing shaped like the ice cream maker on cloud city?

ultrafilter posted:

d3c1 posted:

Post any cool moments you had with your irc chums here

I've always had a soft soft for AVCD and Anime-Heaven (and #ah-hentais :3 ps this ruined my life), mainly because, well, pixelated little windows of cute anime drawings that distracted me from finishing high school. In those days, you had to get a list of anime ftp servers (fserve was lame imho) and wait hours to gain access to some poo poo rooted (or just gay) anime ftp site to download anime with horrible horrible images laced in.

One of the best moments I've ever had, in my entire life, was gaining access to a high speed anime server ran by someone named Ukyo, there I managed to collect a majority of my anime collection, including Tenchi Muyo, 3x3 Eyes, Cowboy Bebop, and Trigun

Despite me not being able to taste much, and the bittersweet (LOL) irony of the situation, and me saying this, while hating the living poo poo out of Taoism, that guy Ukyo had taste!

Post your IRC fansub/distro IRC channel moments here

d3c1

ps hentai is ok too i just want to warn you no one really likes hentai

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EorayMel posted:

What's everyones favorite Anime fansub/distribution group? (IRC)

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Why do they hate Taoism so much? As religions go it seems fairly unobjectionable

cheetah7071 posted:

can you even read or do you just blindly post after making a seance about what you think the other person is saying

Milo and POTUS posted:

Mario doesn't exist either

Asterite34 posted:

Kirby, however, does actually exist, or at least he did

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kirby_(attorney)

quote:

John Joseph Kirby Jr. (October 22, 1939 – October 2, 2019) was an American attorney. He was most notable for his successful defense for Nintendo against Universal Studios over the copyrightability of the character of Donkey Kong in 1984, from which Nintendo subsequently named the character Kirby to honor him.

quote:

At the Department of Justice, where he first worked as a summer intern, he gathered voting records throughout the South that demonstrated evidence of widespread discrimination against African-Americans. His documentation of methods such as literacy tests specifically designed to exclude African-Americans from voting helped form the basis of the Voting Rights Act of 1965. While at the Civil Rights Division, he also found himself personally escorting African-American children into segregated schools, surrounded by federal marshals. Later, he was appointed Deputy Director to the President's Commission on Campus Unrest, founded in the aftermath of the killings of four students at Kent State University.[5]

TinTower posted:

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Marcade posted:

null_pointer posted:

Zil posted:

How big of a hammer?

Mister Speaker posted:

ball peen

hanged like bart posted:

i can feel the poo poo brewim been fartin all day

expect poo poo tonight

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

EorayMel posted:

Bad Poster. Liar. Doll abuser. Insane idiot. There are many many reasons to ban this person.

Outrail posted:

That's an amazing emote

Milo and POTUS posted:

Gas to Gas