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I don't even know how I got here. Can someone tell me where is the condiment aisle?
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there was that reddit thread some kid made where he would eat anything you suggested with rice and rate it. that was fun.
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Strategic Tea posted:I dunno every time I commute around the same time as the school run, the thing I notice about the kids is that everything out of their mouths is either to put someone else down or to brag and raise themselves up. Perhaps biased towards people who talk loudly but what a horrible way to live Sounds like my oldest coworkers.
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withak posted:Kids these days are actually terrible. They learned from the best!  It's hard to persecute them for lovely behavior when lovely behavior is all they've been presented with for their entire lives.
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Speaking of kids, this is one place you wouldn't want kids to enter.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/vnboou/deuteronomy_251112/
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That's some post history. Page after page of those monstrosities and nothing else.
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The way it's written it's honestly a bit hosed trying to figure out the rhythm, it all just collides and was clearly written and then edited to make it cuter and more nonsensical. If you can't discern some sort of rhythm internally (even if it's different from the author's intent) then it's just a mess.
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Jun 30, 2022 07:08
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I am the cat I sit n stare does no one hear the buzz in here little did the cat know the buzz was the Creature sharpening its claws
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syntaxfunction posted:The way it's written it's honestly a bit hosed trying to figure out the rhythm, it all just collides and was clearly written and then edited to make it cuter and more nonsensical. If you can't discern some sort of rhythm internally (even if it's different from the author's intent) then it's just a mess.
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i like nice words
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steinrokkan posted:I am the cat I sit n stare That's 5 sentences dude. DOWNVOTE!
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Anne Whateley posted:it's straight iambs, albeit with some weird line breaks. It's based on i lik the bred, there are millions of them. Yeah I am aware, but I forgot that the stupid meme existed, and altho it's basic iambic pentameter the way it is literally written is a loving mess. The way it makes sense rhythmically is to either know the meme, or to decipher it first and then read it. Like typical reddit if you don't know the in-joke it just looks stupid.
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Imagine telling a funny story about a cow licking all the bread and some awful unfunny bellend turns it into a poem written in babyspeak.
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Then some other jackass comes along and makes a whole gimmick account out of it
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Caesar Saladin posted:Imagine telling a funny story about a cow licking all the bread and some awful unfunny bellend turns it into a poem written in babyspeak. It was me. I told the funny story that inspired the original poem.  I think the original was pretty good. My stepdad has a poster of that poem in the shape of a cow. The problem is all the copycats with no clue about rhyme or meter who try to riff on it, and the redditors who upvote them because they understood that reference.
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finally https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vnewfc/im_back_from_five_years_in_prison_ama/ i have a question too, not necessarily directed at him, are the courtroom drawings still funny?    i say yes, definitely
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Pac and Cheese posted:finally https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vnewfc/im_back_from_five_years_in_prison_ama/ They're all great in different ways. The last ones great in every way though. Was like a political cartoonist interning that day or something?
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Chamale posted:It was me. I told the funny story that inspired the original poem. lol whats happening here
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Pac and Cheese posted:finally https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vnewfc/im_back_from_five_years_in_prison_ama/ Yes, and it's great he looks like a gremlin in each one
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whatcha thinking? crime stuff
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Chamale posted:It was me. I told the funny story that inspired the original poem. drat what are the odds
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Chamale posted:It was me. I told the funny story that inspired the original poem. poem_for_your_sprog was an example of the rare good gimmick account, with some actual talent for poetry to boot. that shnoodle person is a poo poo rip off and their poems always read awkwardly as gently caress.
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u/haikuguy: you fucks can't deny I am the big haiku guy now go kiss the sky I can do this poo poo. Gonna sell this acct when it's worth $20.
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I feel like there should be a follow up with that SA user who had stomper in their username to corroborate this study.
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Charles Leclerc posted:I feel like there should be a follow up with that SA user who had stomper in their username to corroborate this study. hah, wafflestomper58 that was quite the toxic shower
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Been having a good time chiming in on things with a devils advocate perspective, getting people riled up so they type multiple paragraphs , and then responding with "no"
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there are so many deleted comments in that thread that I guarantee were some variation of "no poo poo"
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I use an overtly female username on some of my accts there. The results are... interesting. I have seen many unsolicited dongs. Some were also interesting, but not in a good way. More of a "you might need to talk to a doctor" way. You gotta keep a few accts handy because when you inevitably make a mod butthurt from dunking too hard on them, you gotta switch. I cannot resist a good dunk if the net is left wide open. It's a win if you can keep it alive long enough to get enough of their precious points so you can cash out so someone can use it for ads or their dumb youtube channel or whatever the gently caress they do with that.
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The Butcher posted:I use an overtly female username on some of my accts there. The results are... interesting. I have seen many unsolicited dongs. Some were also interesting, but not in a good way. More of a "you might need to talk to a doctor" way. I feel like some people are so invested into this pedo website that they need mulitple accounts is sketchy as gently caress.
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Charles Leclerc posted:I feel like some people are so invested into this pedo website that they need mulitple accounts is sketchy as gently caress.  its also funny how people keep coming in to share their leet reddit posting strats
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RFC2324 posted:
May I just say that I have always massively appreciated your username and various teapot avatars you've had over the years.
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titty_baby_ posted:Been having a good time chiming in on things with a devils advocate perspective, getting people riled up so they type multiple paragraphs , and then responding with "no" Pwning redditors (epicly)
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lol why does reddit have a shitposting meta, thats sooo loving stupid. either shitpost stop being fragile or logoff, turn off your screen, snd take a walk, the internet isnt real.
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The Butcher posted:I use an overtly female username on some of my accts there. The results are... interesting. I have seen many unsolicited dongs. Some were also interesting, but not in a good way. More of a "you might need to talk to a doctor" way. how many https://www.reddit.com accounts do you have
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The Butcher posted:I use an overtly female username on some of my accts there. The results are... interesting. I have seen many unsolicited dongs. Some were also interesting, but not in a good way. More of a "you might need to talk to a doctor" way. Back when I played WoW I had some female alts and had multiple people try to hit on me, then call me a fag when they found out I'm a guy. People are fuckin weird. Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jul 2, 2022 |
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