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worst thing about june
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that god drat terrible glass animals song that 41 11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo 75 20.22%
too hot 90 24.26%
amerikkka still exists 165 44.47%
Total: 243 votes
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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Hatebag posted:

Everybody's talking about the pasta, not the future-a

The Pastaist Manifesto




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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

I love italians!

they are a blast and I swear to god you can liven up a conversation by dropping a slightly incorrect food statement

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Buddykins posted:

emfive make me a pasta dish and fedex it somehow in an ultra futuristic container to keep it fresh and i can enjoy your cooking

My step dad in law would send us frozen venison just wrapped in newspaper in a box during the winter. Keep that in your hat for the colder months.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

hehe guys instead of pasta what about posta? get it?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

i remember this chart that showed what upsets italians the most when it comes to food and i wish i could find it

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

a.lo posted:

hehe guys instead of pasta what about posta? get it?

Good job

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjtzXfkcYnE

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/DemyanTrish/status/1542646207016800256?t=RCa6le3mgfMx9P-i9Um_4A&s=19

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

It is in my mature opinion that lasagna is a sandwich

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
watching a Werner Herzog movie on asteroids and instead of saying Chicxulub he said it was unpronounceable

then the camera panned a couple dogs and he said they were too dumb to understand they were standing in an impact crater

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

tuna with mac n chz? what the gently caress

it owns

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
nothing says "family values" like destroying peoples' families

love to live in my very wholesome christian nation

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Vim Fuego posted:

The Pastaist Manifesto

Juan pastada, father of pastadaism

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
@bearjew they're called "Fileja"

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

ravioli is a sandwich

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Der Meister posted:

who goes on a cruise rn jesus

My mother is 61, a lifelong smoker, has CKD, and ended up in the hospital when she got Covid.

Anyway two of my brothers bought her a week long cruise to Bermuda next month. Rip mom

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


that actually does look good. drat i had a loving steak and a chicken sandwich with fries at the same time and im still hungry

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

hehe guys instead of pasta what about posta? get it?

i dont, can you explain?

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
socialism is a sandwich

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Homocow posted:

socialism is a sandwich

I'll take one of those plz

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

a.lo posted:

hehe guys instead of pasta what about posta? get it?

:hmmno:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zeriel posted:

ravioli is a sandwich

it's an italian perogi

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Ben Nerevarine posted:

watching a Werner Herzog movie on asteroids and instead of saying Chicxulub he said it was unpronounceable

then the camera panned a couple dogs and he said they were too dumb to understand they were standing in an impact crater

lmao

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Zeriel posted:

ravioli is a sandwich

Yours moms nickname is busted ravioli

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBk9lLFWGcI

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



emfive posted:

@bearjew they're called "Fileja"

I'm skeptical. Looks like they might get wrapped up in a ball and block me up

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
well a minute or two in I can say that they are adulterating the classic Marcella Hazan recipe. There's no garlic and no oil, just butter and tomato and onion, nothing else. It's like the spaceship in "Contact". Anything extra just makes no difference.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bearjew posted:

I'm skeptical. Looks like they might get wrapped up in a ball and block me up

you have to swallow them carefully.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

i remember this chart that showed what upsets italians the most when it comes to food and i wish i could find it

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
yea she's doing it wrong. Literally it's tomatoes, onions, and butter in a pot, all cold, not pre-cooking anything, just put that in and cook it for an hour.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

and while we're at it, cereal is breakfast soup

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Americans have improved every cuisine

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Yeah I remember visiting Italy and being like yo wheres the loving Italian food

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Only a loving monster would put ketchup on pasta

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


thats it! thank you friend :cheersbird:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My mother is 61, a lifelong smoker, has CKD, and ended up in the hospital when she got Covid.

Anyway two of my brothers bought her a week long cruise to Bermuda next month. Rip mom

I hope one of her sexual indiscretions leads to another shipwide brawl

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Taco Duck posted:

Only a loving monster would put ketchup on pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btfrz1gy58k

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

what the gently caress free vim fuego lol

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Taco Duck posted:

Only a loving monster would put ketchup on pasta

well yes, just ketchup, but it shows up in a lot of Southeast Asian recipes for noodle dishes (not as a dominant ingredient of course).

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