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Wankclown, dumbgoblin and libsucker are just waiting for you to post them.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Just consider this to be like that WW2 survivor bias chart and adjust your posting accordingly. People who used "Wankclown", "libsucker", and "dirthat" didn't survive giving such sick burns? I never knew swearing on internet could be such a dangerous game.  Ya drat scumwit, you!
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Jun 29, 2022 16:52
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Somebody, somewhere, called someone a dirt-waffle.
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Jun 29, 2022 17:36
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What about this chart but with the axis flipped. Cock goblin and goblin cock are not the same thing!
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Jun 29, 2022 18:38
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shut up goblindumb
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mobby_6kl posted:What about this chart but with the axis flipped. Cock goblin and goblin cock are not the same thing! Can't talk, I'm cock gobblin' right now. Can't talk, I'm gobblin' cock right now. Seems pretty much the same?
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Chav nicked me bumbag. *Rude Researcher squints and dutifully records the incidence*
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mobby_6kl posted:What about this chart but with the axis flipped. Cock goblin and goblin cock are not the same thing! Goblin Cock rules.
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:Goblin Cock rules. Exactly, thanks! Completely different than cock goblin, or gobblin', which is why we also need an axis for the part of speech like noun and verbs.
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Outrail posted:Why would it matter if they're alive or dead if Jesus can just zap them through the revolving door of life and death? In general it wouldn't matter because the answer to "Can a deity from a monotheistic religion do XYZ?" is usually going to be "Yes." But those who study religious texts are often obsessed with finding an internal logic and harmonizing it together AKA hermeneutics. So finding out who those two people are and how it fits together with earlier writings suddenly becomes a huge deal. If one starts questioning the minutiae in big religious books it's easy to come up with thousands of "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" questions. Why did Elijah get a chariot and horses of fire and where exactly did he go? Is heaven in another dimension/universe/planet? etc.
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Zogo posted:Why did Elijah get a chariot and horses of fire and where exactly did he go? He was bound to the demon Zarathos and roamed the earth dealing out vengeance. Pay attention, gawd 
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https://twitter.com/flglmn/status/1541992127047106563
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Zogo posted:But those who study religious texts are often obsessed with finding an internal logic and harmonizing it together AKA hermeneutics. Why am I suddenly thinking of those youtube videos that obsessively examine the onscreen evidence for how fast various Star Wars ships are, or that do extensive 3D modeling to figure whether or not two humpback whales could actually fit inside the cargo hold of a Klingon Bird of Prey?
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Powered Descent posted:Why am I suddenly thinking of those youtube videos that obsessively examine the onscreen evidence for how fast various Star Wars ships are, or that do extensive 3D modeling to figure whether or not two humpback whales could actually fit inside the cargo hold of a Klingon Bird of Prey? It is basically the same thing - just a bunch of nerds putting devoting way more thought and time to something than the original writers ever did, with the unshakeable belief that the work is perfect and infallible so obviously it must make sense, if it seems like it doesn't we just aren't reading it correctly.
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Really wish I had a reason to put this up in my office without people thinking I'm a violent rear end hole or larper.
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Outrail posted:Really wish I had a reason to put this up in my office without people thinking I'm a violent rear end hole or larper. If this would make them think you're a violent rear end in a top hat they're real fuckin stupid, and they probably don't know what larping is.
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The utility of the flared bases on the right is obvious, and of course we have the classic rabbit attachment on the mid-period fauchards, but i admit the purpose of the guisarmes is beyond me. Frankly, I'm scared to ask.
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My assumption is catch-hooks and puncturing strikes to pull down cavalry. Hook 'em and poke 'em 
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1st Edition Unearthed Arcana up in here.
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Angepain posted:The utility of the flared bases on the right is obvious, and of course we have the classic rabbit attachment on the mid-period fauchards, but i admit the purpose of the guisarmes is beyond me. Frankly, I'm scared to ask. Sometimes it's difficult to find sensitive spots with a traditional shape. Also minor lol at the chart pointing out the maker's mark on a solid silhouette.
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Outrail posted:Really wish I had a reason to put this up in my office without people thinking I'm a violent rear end hole or larper. You can be a larper. It's better than being a terminally self conscious social anxiety monster
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Jun 30, 2022 03:55
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LARPing looks like a lot of fun. 
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ikanreed posted:You can be a larper. It's better than being a terminally self conscious social anxiety monster A poster of medieval weapons really wouldn't go down well with the community members I have to meet with.
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Unperson_47 posted:LARPing looks like a lot of fun. A pity that all the LARPers ruin it.
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You could always put a sticker that says "sting rays/manta rays" over where it currently says "pole arms" and try and convince any random people that ask about it, that modern day rays evolved from supremely weirdly shaped evolutionary branch.
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dr_rat posted:You could always put a sticker that says "sting rays/manta rays" over where it currently says "pole arms" and try and convince any random people that ask about it, that modern day rays evolved from supremely weirdly shaped evolutionary branch. That would probably work
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Spontoonisation, nature's response to carcinisation The morphological rejoning of the halberd and spontoon families is projected to occur by 2500
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Outrail posted:A poster of medieval weapons really wouldn't go down well with the community members I have to meet with. It's obvious you want to keep the group private, but my mind still boggles trying to come up with exactly what community fits that description.
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Voyager I posted:Sometimes it's difficult to find sensitive spots with a traditional shape. I'm guessing it's a black and white scan of a color image, otherwise lol ikanreed posted:It's obvious you want to keep the group private, but my mind still boggles trying to come up with exactly what community fits that description. Medieval landed gentry that just raised peasants' taxes
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ikanreed posted:It's obvious you want to keep the group private, but my mind still boggles trying to come up with exactly what community fits that description. Stabbing survivors
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Sword and Shield enthusiasts. Just the worst.
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Always love that chart for including the bohemian ear-spoon (bohmische ohreloffel)
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ikanreed posted:It's obvious you want to keep the group private, but my mind still boggles trying to come up with exactly what community fits that description. Brits
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steinrokkan posted:Spontoonisation, nature's response to carcinisation Thus creating the sponterd. Or possibly halboon.
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Outrail posted:Sword and Shield enthusiasts. Just the worst. Just pull them off their horse with the hook on your pollarm and all their advantage disappears
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I was reminded of this bitcoin classic 
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Splicer posted:I was reminded of this bitcoin classic Pretend I replied to this with a perfectly adapted rewrite of that FC Barcelona effortpost about passing triangles.
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Splicer posted:I was reminded of this bitcoin classic I hate these Pink Floyd cover bands
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