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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

tacodaemon posted:

but have you ever aspired to be Elvis Presley?!

who hasn't?

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1542978543570669568

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/juleneely/status/1542970922994384899

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1542965999384797185

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

agreed

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I'm not sure exactly how, when racking your brain for the name of a drag queen, you would come up with Elvis Presley, but hey, it's Arizona, at least I don't have to live there

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/alexbruesewitz/status/1542904143676932096

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/status/1543016809481338882

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

I found where all the buttons go inside the dryer

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

thats ur hand....

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!
pooky your twitter followees seem to be 100% the same as my incredibly racist groyper cousin , im concerned

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Lpzie posted:

the episode where barclay is banging all the hot people in the holodeck

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I'm gonna put coal slaw on a hot dog and eat it you better believe.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


The Boys is still going strong.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGEeneO-t0

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

You've been hit by
You've been struck by

A street artist outside a McDonalds who definitely is way more skilled than the lovely tourists deserve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39PFdznRJSA

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BenWolfeVision/status/1542901202450583555

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable


This is bullshit, they always rig it to cause injury to the manakins. We're not even made out of manakin, we're meat!

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Holy poo poo. rhubarb is so good. If you have a yard plant that poo poo

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

Play it three times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

I fukken wisb

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
gonna be really funny when Liz loses her primary and still has to host the jan 6 commission. not really funny but mildly funny. it's been a low bar for the last couple of years.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

Whitney
Beyonce
Whitney

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

Hamburger Train by Primus three times

I'm phone posting on the way to the toilet after my giant burg

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

Gotta play this. Crowd pleaser for all ages.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

not even loving joking, i legitimately thought i wasnt going to get hired after shadowing because he said i was too good looking. It was flattering as hell but i also just wanted the loving job

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

buddykins nobody has any idea what you're talking about

you need to find real friends instead of a politics thread on the somethingawful forums

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Im drunk sorry

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

An Apple A Gay posted:

my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs

play steely dan

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

yall are the best

s e s h

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Buddykins posted:

I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers

but you are a player

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Buddykins posted:

Im drunk sorry

you should join plinkey's discord

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

not even loving joking, i legitimately thought i wasnt going to get hired after shadowing because he said i was too good looking. It was flattering as hell but i also just wanted the loving job

Has he asked you to blow him yet

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Buddykins posted:

I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers

lol did they call your references ?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Virgil Vox posted:

lol did they call your references ?

gently caress no everyone is short staffed in america right now, and the owner said that word for word

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