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Kedzie Matthews posted:one time while i was really drunk i unwrapped the screwdriver set we got from our wedding registry and i tried to gently caress with the safety features on my wife's tesla but there weren't any. so i just did a tune up on her car so she would drive it longer. they really are death machines, they have no safety feaatures to even screw with I'm not attacking you but it's kind of funny that your wife is into astrology stuff and drives tesla. Good luck though.
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He Tesla is fated to trap her inside as it burns, it's a Pisces
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AxGrap posted:Going on record as anti wife murder for when this thread is in court documents when we were buying the car i thought my wife was talking about our open marriage as a negotiation tactic. get the salesman horny and he'll cut you a deal. we are now roommates/co-husbands
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Buddykins posted:*Mac demarcoishly* my kind of woman Mac Demarco is my favourite
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Kedzie Matthews posted:one time while i was really drunk you should be warned that main characters eventually get obliterated
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Inspector Hound posted:I don't watch anything live, I stream that poo poo on Roku Shut up
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CODChimera posted:you should be warned that main characters eventually get obliterated calm down man it's all bullshit i just wanted to riff. besides *checks watch* my wife just died and i have verifiable proof that i was busy posting
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https://twitter.com/BadFoxGraphics/status/1543565915773607938 mornin' 
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smarxist posted:i smell a dolphin re-reg ooo i hope so. thats another one that got a bullshit perma. so weird that it keeps happening huh
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Plinkey posted:lol. im high as gently caress you're like 10% high lol you just have bad brains
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Hot Karl Marx posted:you're like 10% high lol you just have bad brains 
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Kedzie Matthews posted:calm down man it's all bullshit i just wanted to riff. besides I like this new cumshitter variant, let’s see where it goes constantly avoiding charges for your astrologer wife’s murder by posting is a decent spin on the murderous gay sex with celebrities
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K why the gently caress did I wake up at 5am starving. Also I had a dream and someone started talking to me about Voyager. Basically there should have been more Q. Like imagine if he hosed with the silver goo crew for a whole season and then let them die.
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I demand an explanation for the 🥵 covering williams genital area it will keep me up at night
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My 7yo made a pb+j with toasted naan bread last night and I will pay more attention to his culinary ideas
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from the Troophate thread, which should be the most popular thread on here but this place is dead as gently caress
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T-Paine posted:from the Troophate thread, which should be the most popular thread on here but this place is dead as gently caress What is she thinking
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Is there a way I can buy 1 12x12 soundproof panel and not like a pack of 24 or 60
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WrasslorMonkey posted:What is she thinking She is so moved by the Support and Appreciation going on outside her window she is moved to tears
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Kedzie Matthews posted:my wife is insisting we bring her astrologist to our therapy sessions with our emotional evolution counselor and i just feel like this will keep us from addressing our issues by going off onto needless sidetracks about star charts. i just dont know what to do anymore say yes but only if you can bring the biggest geode you can find
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tenderjerk posted:Is there any dumber consumer good than fireworks https://www.asseenontvlive.com/product/eggies/
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