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indigi posted:the right thread to cheer for bike drivers getting injured? yeah I’m pretty sure
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Jul 4, 2022 00:07
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the bitcoin of weed posted:however if you get good enough that you can start skating backwards and spin around and such basically everyone in the world thinks that is very cool and sexy If only that's how it worked. At least I've got the hip flexors of a god.
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Jul 4, 2022 00:08
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:american sidewalks are loving tiny and our infrastructure sucks. Lmao @ indigi coming here and celebrating a poster almost getting killed while riding a bike. U sure youre in the right thread dude? ` insanely jealous if u even have sidewalks
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Jul 4, 2022 00:10
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lobster shirt posted:insanely jealous if u even have sidewalks building sidewalks for you but lining them with chained up junkyard dogs
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Jul 4, 2022 00:12
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I rode my bike today Me too just finished 
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Jul 4, 2022 00:17
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I bought an ebike from a coworker for real cheap and i like riding it and going real fast, I dont have to pedal at all to get up to 30mph on a busy side walk
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Jul 4, 2022 00:17
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Suplex Liberace posted:I don't, gotta share the path. I slow down when I pass people and holler or bell at them. If they don't move I equip my full lance and run them down. same and when I ding the bell it goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zXVQY69-9k
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Jul 4, 2022 00:23
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I don't have any sympathy for people putting their lives into the hands of morons by walking around wherever they want without a helmet.
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Jul 4, 2022 00:26
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Sphyre posted:rode a bike yesterday. and hell, i'm going to ride one today too And I'm gonna do it on the sidewalk
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Jul 4, 2022 00:28
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I had a super fun first date that involved biking somewhere, eating food, drinking beer, having ice cream, and biking back which was all great but of course the minute we get started, there's some chud boomer in a huge silverado honking their horn at me nonstop
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Jul 4, 2022 00:29
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actionjackson posted:I had a super fun first date that involved biking somewhere, eating food, drinking beer, having ice cream, and biking back
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Jul 4, 2022 00:32
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mystes posted:If your date breaks the silverado's mirror with their bike lock as it passes you know they're the one It will be a beautiful moment for the 40 seconds before the driver gets their handgun from the glove compartment and puts 11 bullets in your date through the windows
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Jul 4, 2022 00:40
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Jul 4, 2022 00:40
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As a dude who bikes all over Houston, I go around pedestrians. It's easy. Just ride into the grass or road for 10 feet. Maybe ride into the road and then bunny hop my commuter cycle back onto the sidewalk. Sometimes I even stop and walk around them if there is no other option. It's 5 seconds. Besides, Houston doesn't even have side walks on many of its roads and bridges. If a bicyclist runs into you on the sidewalk, you are obliged to knock them over and kick them while they're down. It's really easy to knock over a cyclist with a hard shove. The Noble Pedestrian with stable footing always defeats the Reprobate Cyclist. Edit: Cup Runneth Over posted:It will be a beautiful moment for the 40 seconds before the driver gets their handgun from the glove compartment and puts 11 bullets in your date through the windows
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Jul 4, 2022 00:43
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Jul 4, 2022 00:44
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:
There is no circumstance where defending yourself while riding a bike would ever be treated the same as a driver doing it. None About ten years ago two cyclists here were physically attacked by a driver who got out of his car and they hit the guy with a U lock. Both got prison terms.
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Jul 4, 2022 00:50
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:There is no circumstance where defending yourself while riding a bike would ever be treated the same as a driver doing it. None
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Jul 4, 2022 00:57
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indigi posted:I did it because a bike drove into me today and I knew this thread would immediately make carbrain excuses for it rather than saying “yeah that dude should have at least had a bell to warn people he was coming” You're right I don't care lol
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Jul 4, 2022 01:20
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a few weeks ago i was at a stoplight and there were two cyclists in another lane, taking the whole thing up. good! i wanted to roll down my window and yell my support for them taking their lane but figured they probably wouldn't hear me and would assume i was screaming obscenities at them. cars bad bikes good.
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Jul 4, 2022 01:23
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A city councilor spent three hours at an intersection by the hospital in my city recording incidents of cyclists doing illegal things such as... Going into the hospital car park without getting off their bikes and going onto the footpath to avoid the dangerous intersection Multiple elderly people have been hit by cars while crossing nearby roads while getting to the hospital and then literally just carted to the hospital. There is not a single example of a cyclist hospitalising someone in the area lmao
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Jul 4, 2022 01:36
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El Pollo Blanco posted:Going into the hospital car park without getting off their bikes and going onto the footpath to avoid the dangerous intersection No! No!!
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Jul 4, 2022 01:37
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Cannot comprehend the level of severe derangement that you can look at stats of hospitalisations and deaths caused by cars hitting pedestrians then decide that cyclists are the real danger to everyone and themselves
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Jul 4, 2022 01:41
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El Pollo Blanco posted:Cannot comprehend the level of severe derangement that you can look at stats of hospitalisations and deaths caused by cars hitting pedestrians then decide that cyclists are the real danger to everyone and themselves bicycling is an affront to society. you will drive and like it and there is no other way
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Jul 4, 2022 01:44
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El Pollo Blanco posted:Cannot comprehend the level of severe derangement that you can look at stats of hospitalisations and deaths caused by cars hitting pedestrians then decide that cyclists are the real danger to everyone and themselves
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Jul 4, 2022 01:49
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bikes are bad because they don’t generate revenue thru fuel taxes
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Jul 4, 2022 02:12
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this one guy has a cool logging road cycling blog, and there are two fundamental axioms: The Fundamental Axiom Do not explore downhill. The MORE Fundamental Axiom NEVER ARGUE WITH ARMED STRANGERS ABOUT ANYTHING, FOR ANY REASON, ESPECIALLY IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, CASES WHEN THEY ARE ENGAGED IN OBVIOUSLY STUPID ACTIVITIES WITH THEIR GUNS
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Jul 4, 2022 02:42
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802.11weed posted:bikes are bad because they don’t generate revenue thru fuel taxes lmao oregon even used this deranged line of thinking to pass a flat tax on bicycle sales that goes directly to roads (for cars) and people still say bikes dont pay their fair share https://bikeportland.org/2017/07/06/its-official-oregon-now-has-a-15-bike-tax-233967
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Jul 4, 2022 02:53
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I rode my bike today to see if I still feel
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Jul 4, 2022 02:56
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Cup Runneth Over posted:It will be a beautiful moment for the 40 seconds before the driver gets their handgun from the glove compartment and puts 11 bullets in your date through the windows much like a helmet, you should also be wearing a piece
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Jul 4, 2022 02:59
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:lmao oregon even used this deranged line of thinking to pass a flat tax on bicycle sales that goes directly to roads (for cars) and people still say bikes dont pay their fair share lmao this is so fuckin stupid
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Jul 4, 2022 03:00
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El Pollo Blanco posted:A city councilor spent three hours at an intersection by the hospital in my city recording incidents of cyclists doing illegal things such as... Going into the hospital car park without getting off their bikes and going onto the footpath to avoid the dangerous intersection who was this?
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Jul 4, 2022 03:35
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:As a dude who bikes all over Houston, I go around pedestrians. It's easy. Just ride into the grass or road for 10 feet. Maybe ride into the road and then bunny hop my commuter cycle back onto the sidewalk. Sometimes I even stop and walk around them if there is no other option. It's 5 seconds. Besides, Houston doesn't even have side walks on many of its roads and bridges. ya 100% idk i yield the sidewalks to the pedestrian and its cool, gotta coexist
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Jul 4, 2022 03:59
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https://twitter.com/tomflood1/status/1543610606107885573
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Jul 4, 2022 04:09
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lmao Burlington Police did a parking ban so they could hook up friends and family with primo fireworks parking spots 
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Jul 4, 2022 04:35
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Jul 4, 2022 05:20
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slightly offended about how much posting about hating non cars happens in this thread some cyclists need to be more mindful of pedestrians and not ride like assholes but our true enemy is the car gently caress cars and gently caress cops especially gently caress cops in cars and cops on bikes and also cops on horses and even cops on foot
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Jul 4, 2022 07:15
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ACAB
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Jul 4, 2022 07:39
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 all car-drivers aught (to) bike
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All Cars Aught to Be destroyed
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