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Happy Hippo posted:10AM and drunk as a lord please 
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Gotta say, this is pretty informative. Thanks, Paul Castorzano!
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It manages to capture the inherent despair of C. Roast Beef by sheer accident e: It did a good enough job with “Keith Moon’s head in a jar” that I’m actually uncomfortable posting it. “Fontina omelettes with a 100 dollar bill at a 45 degree angle” worked but was boring. ullerrm fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jun 25, 2022 |
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A Single Sphink posted:Gotta say, this is pretty informative. Thanks, Paul Castorzano!
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ullerrm posted:e: It did a good enough job with “Keith Moon’s head in a jar” that I’m actually uncomfortable posting it. “Fontina omelettes with a 100 dollar bill at a 45 degree angle” worked but was boring. post the head, coward
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Saw a post on another site that on some levels feels like a good candidate for one of Lie Bot's "Saddest Things In The World" but in a way that is too dark and real even by Achewood's often rather dark standards
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Speaking of our AI nightmare future, has anyone tried playing with upscalers and old Achewood strips? The originals are all so low-res they look awful blown up at all, so I was trying some stuff out to see if it worked. Depending on the strip, the text can get a little smudged up. You can replace it manually (the Achewood font is Blue Highway, apparently), but it's hard to get the size and spacing just right.  Nonetheless, you can get some alright results given how simple the art is. I don't know that I would be able to find the right combination of settings to just batch process the whole archive and have a nice HD set, though.  
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Meanwhile, twenty years ago https://twitter.com/AchewoodPlus20/status/1541046889981829121 Man, Pat changed over the years. "why the hell do you care so much?" became something people would say TO pat.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
MONDAY!  (Which Monday? Ah get outta here with your questions!)
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NoneMoreNegative posted:MONDAY! For the love of god let us know what actually arrives in that box
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I just got an update that the new shipping date is:
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when your city pop playlist suddenly becomes an electro swing playlist halfway through
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davidspackage posted:I just got an update that the new shipping date is: Mine was updated to 01/01/2099, which feels both right and a tad ambitious at the same time.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:not what I hoped for these are great what are you talking about
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Jotting down these fashion tips, thanks.
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I tell you what, don't try "Hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere. Some of it got on the mayor!" Learn from my mistakes.
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theironjef posted:I tell you what, don't try "Hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere. Some of it got on the mayor!" Learn from my mistakes. 
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theironjef posted:I tell you what, don't try "Hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere. Some of it got on the mayor!" Learn from my mistakes. oh dear oh no
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theironjef posted:gently caress you Mike! Al... Qaedaaaaa!!
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theironjef posted:gently caress you Mike! God bless the future, where you truly can do whatever you want in life
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Roland and Thaddeus walked into the luxury rental suite. "Awww yeah," Roland yelled, "We gonna gay it up in THIS place! WHO WANTS TO GET THEIR GAY ON!" Thaddeus munched on a Madeira-braised chanterelle crostini and did a Bailey's. "Awww HELLZ yeah," he answered. "Let's get some fellas up here and show this room just how gay things can get!" "Rad!" yelled Roland, spooning banana compote into more Bailey's-filled shooters. "RAAAAAAAD!"
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Achewood really is a celebration of the English language  ....was. 
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Boutiqua answered the door of the mansion. Prince Javier and Pinot were there in just shorts. Sandy (female) opened the door. She held a delicate crystal Bellini coupe ($29). A man cut trees across the street. He would do, for now. She grabbed her tits.
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In the Lash of Thanatos arc, Ray calls Beef to ask him to MC the erotica contest, because he's "messed up pretty bad actually" and needs Beef to rally round a brother. But what did he mess up? It's not that Teodor is in the elephant suit, that happened before the contest and Williams is already convinced that Ray is in there. He also wrote notes for Beef specifically, since I doubt many other people would remember the time Ricky D fell hard for that lesbian from the block party. Is the screwup just that he forgot to schedule Beef in the first place? Does Ray have a fear of public speaking to groups of horny lesbians?
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Don't Play It That Way by Morgan Freeman special to Tostada Magazine I don't know about you, but I don't know about tostadas. Anymore, that is. When I was a child, they were a simple enough affair. Crispy tortilla fried up flat, some beans, some crunchy greens, some tangy sauce. We loved that sauce. Nowadays? Largely nonsense. I can't believe tostadas these days. If I had a nickel for...
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