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I would blow Dane Cook posted:My four sons are fairly embarrassed by it, and my three ex-wives all found me dull; not in the bedroom, but in every other part of the house. But I think women like dull men; when their husbands say they’re going to the shed to make a matchstick model of Winchester Cathedral, they don’t have to wonder if they’re actually up to something else. If a butterfly had flapped somewhat differently in the '60s he'd just be another Model Trains Guy stringless has a new favorite as of 13:47 on Jul 4, 2022 |
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I love living here https://twitter.com/BenjAlvarez1/status/1543844085097795585?s=20&t=KnWQVIT7l0Rg1I_wg2PbHQ
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You suck at being an anarchist dude. A clock isn't an institute of the state.
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By popular demand posted:You suck at being an anarchist dude. He's an anachronist
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Tunicate posted:He's an anachronist iconoclast
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Tunicate posted:He's an anachronist More an achronologist.
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Redczar posted:I love living here That's not as bad as getting the crap kicked out of you by the Easter Bunny
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That's not as bad as getting the crap kicked out of you by the Easter Bunny Or worse, the Ice Cream Bunny.
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quote:Prodigal Chess Teen Loses Crucial Match After Staying Up All Night Playing Online Chess https://defector.com/prodigal-chess-teen-loses-crucial-match-after-staying-up-all-night-playing-online-chess/
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://defector.com/prodigal-chess-teen-loses-crucial-match-after-staying-up-all-night-playing-online-chess/ The best adaptation i've seen of Schachnovelle.
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At least they were practicing. I'd be up all night tossing and turning, worrying about my upcoming chess match
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles_(terrorist_cell)
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Part of me appreciates how it was John that died first
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quote:Carlos Santana recovers after onstage collapse in Detroit https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jul/06/carlos-santana-recovers-after-onstage-collapse-in-detroit
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jul/06/carlos-santana-recovers-after-onstage-collapse-in-detroit "Hey man, great jam session!" "Jam... Jam... that almost reminds me of something but I can't place it..." "I'm sure you'll remember but check it, I wanted your opinion on some new drum beats." "Beets? Yes... hm, beets. Like I could be doing something with beets..." "Carlos if your mind is this cloudy maybe you should eat or drink someth--" "No no don't tell me, I can figure this out on my own."
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Jul 6, 2022 14:03
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I feel like this belongs here "'Robin Hood' in underpants arrested for stealing Banana phones" https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2340982/robin-hood-in-underpants-arrested-for-stealing-banana-phones
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My early internet memes are colliding!
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b2n posted:I feel like this belongs here It seems he stole several types of banana phones, the cellular, the modular, even the interactivodular.
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Goddamn it Elliot
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Goddammit Santa, you know you're only supposed to come once a year!
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The Bloop posted:Elliot you eediot!
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Baron von Eevl posted:It seems he stole several types of banana phones, the cellular, the modular, even the interactivodular. I appreciate this, and also hate it, as I haven't thought of that loving song in years
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I’ve seen enough Florida mugshots to know better but I swear those 3 are examples of AI generated faces.
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Do not let the spirit of Christmas into your heart. Use protection.
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You may be doing sex very wrong, protection or not.
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Collateral Damage posted:You may be doing sex very wrong, protection or not. Maybe everyone else is doing it wrong
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Zanesville is the Florida of Ohio.
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I was picturing more Demolition Man.
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Galaxy brain
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I like this.
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Best of luck to her.
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Problem is of course that it's impossible to gotcha these people since they have zero shame about being hypocritical. They'll just rule that it doesn't count.
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Nah, they'll determine that it's reckless endangerment of the fetusbaby and that pregnant women are no longer allowed to drive.
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