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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Jul 4, 2022 18:40

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# ? May 28, 2024 00:38

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

quote:

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Case closed

# ? Jul 4, 2022 18:51

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Jul 4, 2022 18:54

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:00

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

The Anime Liker posted:

Some men, great men, prefer pee. And since, I assume, are not into any watersports.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:07

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

"Who is caring for our child?"

"I've found someone who is good and cheap"

(Gut & G�nstig is a store brand of a German supermarket chain)

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:07

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Case closed

Here's a experiment for the gals at home: Eat some asparagus and squart. If it smells like a sewer, congrats! It's pee!

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:16

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Hard disagree, the sample set was women with a large quantity of fluids. Having observed this phenomena closely, the amount of fluid can be both extremely small and clearly not pee, down to the rhythmic expulsion.

They tested porn-style squirting, which is 100% pee and a large quantity.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:16

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Yestermoment posted:

Here's a experiment for the gals at home: Eat some asparagus and squart. If it smells like a sewer, congrats! It's pee!

Thanks for keeping up with the thread

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:22

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

teen witch posted:

I can do this weird popping poo poo with my ankle and my mom always claimed it would give me arthritis, which didn't work for me because why would it? Why is it more or less likely to give me arthritis than any other movement I perform? Maybe I'll get arthritis if I don't do it! Anyhow, she just wanted me to loving stop but now my daughter can do it too and louder so take that mom

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:30

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

There was a doctor who decided to test that idea, so starting in his teens he cracked the knuckles in his left hand every day, and never his right. At the end of the experiment he had significant arthritis symptoms in both hands equally, because he was in his seventies

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:46

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The real damage with cracking anything is usually from hyperextension.

If you do it to your back you can really gently caress yourself up.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:55

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

teen witch posted:

Ah yes, Addam�s Family Values. Great movie.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 19:59

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

flavor.flv posted:

There was a doctor who decided to test that idea, so starting in his teens he cracked the knuckles in his left hand every day, and never his right. At the end of the experiment he had significant arthritis symptoms in both hands equally, because he was in his seventies

I don't remember that episode of Doctor Who

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:00

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:15

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

I can do this weird popping poo poo with my ankle and my mom always claimed it would give me arthritis, which didn't work for me because why would it? Why is it more or less likely to give me arthritis than any other movement I perform? Maybe I'll get arthritis if I don't do it! Anyhow, she just wanted me to loving stop but now my daughter can do it too and louder so take that mom

hello fellow crunchy ankle haver, it's great I can wiggle my big toe and all the bones in my ankle joint go crunch crunch crunch as much as I like.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:17

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

grumplestiltzkin posted:

It is.

I�m still good with it

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:53

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Thanks for sharing

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:54

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Detective No. 27 posted:

Is Abe a boomer now?

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:16

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:05

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:12

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:34

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

I don't like fireworks, please advise

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:36

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

have you considered hallucinogens

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:37

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

What if I like hallucinogens sober, should I try fireworks?

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:45

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

If you like you should try

Fireworks sober hallucinogens

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:47

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:47

grumplestiltzkin: Jun 7, 2012; Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

END OF AN ERROR posted:

I�m still good with it

oh for sure, but it is piss.

which means women must have balls hidden somewhere, else where would they store it? :thunk:

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:49

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.