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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/BenBradleyTV/status/1544037661408641024?s=20&t=RgXT4LMeKteV9oy8d4mEgA
https://twitter.com/MarkMaxwellTV/status/1544036494616285185?s=20&t=RgXT4LMeKteV9oy8d4mEgA

lol what the gently caress

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

considering highland park is the exact sort of place that he needs to run up huge margins to win, seems like a less than good idea.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

:denmark:: Today, we experienced an unprecedented tr
:911:: Hold my spare mags.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004


they saw how easily they could get away with the post-omicron covid response and are going to apply it to all natural and manmade disasters from here on out

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


things that happen are totally outside our control. it must be the will of the universe that we were shot at here today

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


It would be disrespectful to the people who are bleeding to death to say that the bullets inside them are the culprit. We need more data

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
I for one will not be intimidated and will be attending a large mass gathering to spread Covid and lose several digits setting off illegal fireworks

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Adjusting "Days Since Last Shooting" sign to read "Hours Since Last Shooting".

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
Avatar blanked by Admin request.
those bullets in the victims are someone else's private property and should be respected

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Schnorkles posted:

considering highland park is the exact sort of place that he needs to run up huge margins to win, seems like a less than good idea.

Think he'd poll better if he was able to get out his thoughts and prayers faster?

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
demon cracker nation continues to produce demon crackers

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

SplitSoul posted:

:denmark:: Today, we experienced an unprecedented tr
:911:: Hold my spare mags.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Stop living in the past!

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

going to a parade and having an extremely normal american experience

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I got COVID at a solstice parade a few weeks ago :911:

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Atrocious Joe posted:

Part of the standard neurological exam in Chicago is to ask the patient if someone from Naperville can call themselves a Chicagoan.

I am and I do. :)

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:

lol what the gently caress

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling & slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free & the home of the brave.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Another video from a parade goer. Just the sound of shots and (eventually) people freaking out, but might be too intense for some:


https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeInChicago/comments/vrcvc8/highland_park_shooting_capture_on_fb_live/

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

marshalljim posted:

Another video from a parade goer. Just the sound of shots and (eventually) people freaking out, but might be too intense for some:


https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeInChicago/comments/vrcvc8/highland_park_shooting_capture_on_fb_live/

what would the point of watching it be

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


Gotta live your life. Right up until you get shot anyway.

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Bundt Cake posted:

what would the point of watching it be

there isn't. I watched and it's the sound of an insane hail of bullets and people sitting there going ??? before another hail of bullets then everyone freaks out and starts to run.

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
Lmao please download our app to see the disturbing video

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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
easily 60% of the people in highland park will tell you they moved out there to get away from all the crime and violence in the city, by which they mean one time they saw a homeless guy. it is not the richest chicago suburb, for that you would want nearby lake forest, but it is in the conversation.

so as far as analogues go the closest one in recent memory is the Parkland school shooting

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SplitSoul posted:

:denmark:: Today, we experienced an unprecedented tr
:911:: Hold my spare mags.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

The passive language of the media, “gunfire erupted” like it’s a fuckin natural spring

Clark Nova posted:

they saw how easily they could get away with the post-omicron covid response and are going to apply it to all natural and manmade disasters from here on out

Yeah, I hate it because it works.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Trash nation lol

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

its gonna be hosed if they dont find this guy lol

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Trixie Hardcore posted:

The passive language of the media, “gunfire erupted” like it’s a fuckin natural spring

A bug in the security system accidentally instantiated a shooter at today's parade, we empathize with the six people who lost their lives and police are looking for solutions.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Stairmaster posted:

its gonna be hosed if they dont find this guy lol

Cops all over and they can't catch a guy who was on a roof.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Homocow posted:

demon cracker nation continues to produce demon crackers

e:

Good soup! posted:

Trash nation lol

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Stairmaster posted:

its gonna be hosed if they dont find this guy lol

:nsa:

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Groovelord Neato posted:

Cops all over and they can't catch a guy who was on a roof.

Time for some ladder control

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Groovelord Neato posted:

Cops all over and they can't catch a guy who was on a roof.

Why are the uvalde cops in Illinois

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
how many doors did this rooftop have?

DICK DAWKINS
Jun 25, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I was hoping the shooter was trying to take out some pro-life float, but apparently he was targeting innocent people instead

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pissinthewind
Nov 11, 2021

imagine thinking people celebrating being united statesians on the 4th of july are "innocent"

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Fart Dumbass
May 31, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

DICK DAWKINS posted:

I was hoping

i think you should probably rethink this post friend

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