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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

It's gonna be funny when Steffen goes somewhere he's the #1 and takes back the starting spot for the US while Matt Turner sits on the bench at Arsenal.

This is a lousy snipe so have a picture of my cat signing a new contract.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jul 2, 2022

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Reek posted:



It's starting already and I'm here for it

epic scenes as he averages 1 goal every 4 games but puts in a great performance at rolling around a dozen times in the 65th minute while drawing to brighton or w/e

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Spurs is the perfect club for him to go to in order to continue being a massive oval office while winning zero trophies.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Moktaro posted:

It's gonna be funny when Steffen goes somewhere he's the #1 and takes back the starting spot for the US while Matt Turner sits on the bench at Arsenal.

This is a lousy snipe so have a picture of my cat signing a new contract.



hope your cat signed a 10 year extension and is on massive loving wages

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Don't bold it, I hear Sunderland are attempting to turn his head

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

^^^ Took me a moment. :golfclap:

Her! I'll gladly bust the wage structure to keep her around another 10 years.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Vidal to Flamengo.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




sticksy posted:

Yeah, good call. I was mostly going for players off the top of my head that I’d seen play/from last 25-30 years and Souness’s heyday as a leg-breaker was before I followed football.

This does prompt another good question, however - who would be the MANAGER of the Dirtiest XI…?

Souness? Mourinho? Simeone? Blackburn under Mark Hughes? Pulis? So many options.

Joe Kinnear

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Sound the done deal klaxon

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1543883615528001539?s=20&t=qIzNWD4Xoya3yyLtG1vu2Q

Kalvin owns and I'm happy he gets to win trophies and get paid. Six year deal is a big commitment for a player who's had one and a bit seasons of premier league football

Also Leeds are sorting out a deal for Tyler Adams as his replacement. Ticks both the Leeds transfer boxes of 'american' and 'fizzy drink team affiliated' so should be an easy get

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Joao Palhinha to Fulham is also a done deal. And doesn't he look delighted?



Spending £20m on a defensive midfielder after getting promoted has never gone wrong before, so I am happy about this. On an entirely unrelated note, Jean Michael Seri is currently available as a free agent after his contract was not renewed.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


the sex ghost posted:

Sound the done deal klaxon

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1543883615528001539?s=20&t=qIzNWD4Xoya3yyLtG1vu2Q

Kalvin owns and I'm happy he gets to win trophies and get paid. Six year deal is a big commitment for a player who's had one and a bit seasons of premier league football

Also Leeds are sorting out a deal for Tyler Adams as his replacement. Ticks both the Leeds transfer boxes of 'american' and 'fizzy drink team affiliated' so should be an easy get

£42m seems really low. Was he in the last year of his contract or something?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Frankston posted:

£42m seems really low. Was he in the last year of his contract or something?

No he still had a couple of years, feel like there must be some add ons in there

Also the contract signing vest has a powerful energy that I respect

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1543887428171227137?s=20&t=KQI-6YO_8ay5fqffu-AimA

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


It's like a new signing!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

the sex ghost posted:

Sound the done deal klaxon


https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1543863208569708544?t=EpG5idS3liF_ZqrTZP2bWQ&s=19

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Bungee jumping?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Oh hey a signing https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1543913048586567680

In theory

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Pavon to Atlético mineiro on a free transfer

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1543947800685191168?t=NMXLUGAVJu-iPp81jyQPqw&s=19

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


Rofl, that would be such an american move

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
It's official, Portugal the (old) Man is staying put for another season!

https://twitter.com/Wolves/status/1543946191028748288?t=NrxWe_vPUe288FHkyBq0pQ&s=19

Of course I was talking about Joao Moutinho. Who else could I have meant?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
can chelsea afford ronalds wages without roman

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I hope his heart can cope with playing alongside Maguire.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Wazzerphuk posted:

Joao Palhinha to Fulham is also a done deal. And doesn't he look delighted?



Spending £20m on a defensive midfielder after getting promoted has never gone wrong before, so I am happy about this. On an entirely unrelated note, Jean Michael Seri is currently available as a free agent after his contract was not renewed.

Phwoar that shirt.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

tbp posted:

can chelsea afford ronalds wages without roman

Isn't their new billionaire American owner/owners all super rich. It's why they could afford the £4bn asking price

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Is it weird to think of Eriksen as a liability? I know it was one incident, and he has an ICD now, but I just can’t help feeling like something else could happen

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1543989108694990849


not sure about this one. it didn't really work out at leipzig for marsch and adams.

hell, not my money/job on the line though

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
He's got two presidents in his name and he was signed on the 4th July. Discharging my revolvers into the ceiling at this deal

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1543959827789107200

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1543916540319473665

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Those presidents being Pres. Martin Tyler and Pres. Tony Adams, for those wondering.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Mrenda posted:

Those presidents being Pres. Martin Tyler and Pres. Tony Adams, for those wondering.

I was thinking Steven Tyler and Brian Adams

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1543988335709913090

https://twitter.com/ZachLowy/status/1543991086724571137

lomzus fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jul 4, 2022

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!

TheRat posted:

and Brian Adams
Canada day was Friday

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

tbp posted:

can chelsea afford ronalds wages without roman

you're looking at around £25m for one year, so tbf forest could probably afford him in principle if it came to it

but all the other players would break into the chairman's office and tear him apart like the priest in game of thrones

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

FullLeatherJacket posted:

you're looking at around £25m for one year, so tbf forest could probably afford him in principle if it came to it

but all the other players would break into the chairman's office and tear him apart like the priest in game of thrones

Tbh I feel like that would be less of an issue at Forest than at Chelsea. Nobody at Forest would have the shame to demand parity with Ronaldo.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

TheRat posted:

Tbh I feel like that would be less of an issue at Forest than at Chelsea. Nobody at Forest would have the shame to demand parity with Ronaldo.

Brennan Johnson just got a match highest earner clause put in his new contract.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Jethro posted:

Canada day was Friday

No that's Bryan Adams. Brian Adams is from Hawaii

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

No that's Bryan Adams. Brian Adams is from Hawaii

poor crush

he's dead now

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

If this is true this sucks, he’s gonna become poo poo.

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

the sex ghost posted:

Sound the done deal klaxon

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1543883615528001539?s=20&t=qIzNWD4Xoya3yyLtG1vu2Q

Kalvin owns and I'm happy he gets to win trophies and get paid. Six year deal is a big commitment for a player who's had one and a bit seasons of premier league football

Also Leeds are sorting out a deal for Tyler Adams as his replacement. Ticks both the Leeds transfer boxes of 'american' and 'fizzy drink team affiliated' so should be an easy get

He's pretty good but I dunno about premier league level, also he seems a bit injury prone? (Adams that is.)

the sex ghost posted:

No he still had a couple of years, feel like there must be some add ons in there

Also the contract signing vest has a powerful energy that I respect

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1543887428171227137?s=20&t=KQI-6YO_8ay5fqffu-AimA

I predict that this signing will eat poo poo.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jul 5, 2022

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