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an actual frog posted:so, they got domain sniped Holy poo poo. Only the best to snipe it, even. edit discussion of snipe on snipe page. Even if we're close to 20k, shouldn't mean much for now. notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jul 5, 2022 |
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priznat posted:They should have it if you crash your ape it gets all mangled up and you need to spend slurp juice to restore it to its previous "good looks" I see you are unfamiliar with apes. The ones that are all hosed up are worth more. The more hideous the ape, the higher the value.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:33 |
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an actual frog posted:so, they got domain sniped Lol in solidarity I pointed http://nexo.us/ because Nexo lowballed me when trying to buy my domain
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:52 |
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Minor thing for sure, but everytime I see "nexo" I think people are posting about Nexpo, the creepy/horror/true crime YouTube channel.
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/peter-thiel-backed-crypto-lender-vauld-suspends-withdrawals-11656945617 A cryptocurrency lender backed by Peter Thiel and Coinbase Global Inc COIN 4.30%▲. suspended withdrawals, trading and deposits on its platform, citing volatile market conditions and financial difficulties facing key business partners. The platform, Vauld, said Monday that it froze the operations after users pulled almost $200 million over the last three weeks. A sharp decline in cryptocurrency prices that began with the collapse of two cryptocurrencies in May has spooked traders and caused knock-on effects in the digital asset world.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 01:24 |
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just....die for 20 minutes brb
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 01:29 |
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So should I take my money out of gemini?
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 01:59 |
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Ups_rail posted:So should I take my money out of gemini? Yes. Cancer is where it's at right now.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 02:05 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:The grift is staggering I spent a stupid amount of time scratching my brain trying to remember what this reminded me of that wasn't the Ouya. The Qux Box. It's just the weird media streaming box for MAGA psychos that a former Infowars person was selling, but now it is a gaming console.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 02:12 |
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The cucks box?
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 02:22 |
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How insanely aptly named
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Lazyfire posted:I spent a stupid amount of time scratching my brain trying to remember what this reminded me of that wasn't the Ouya. remember the freedom phone? same thing. they sell an aliexpress special phone to boomers and say it doesn't limit freedom (it totally does limit freedom).
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 02:26 |
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Klyith posted:I see you are unfamiliar with apes. The ones that are all hosed up are worth more. Lmao that is a good point. *drives ape into brick wall in front of the maggot factory*
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 03:08 |
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Strong Sauce posted:https://www.wsj.com/articles/peter-thiel-backed-crypto-lender-vauld-suspends-withdrawals-11656945617 Grift meets failure, clearly. Thiel being the epitome of it. Lazyfire posted:I spent a stupid amount of time scratching my brain trying to remember what this reminded me of that wasn't the Ouya. lol ouya, what a bunch of poo poo that was.
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Boxturret posted:this commercial didn't help
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 03:28 |
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That's one of the worst things I've ever clicked on
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 03:33 |
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Ups_rail posted:So should I take my money out of gemini? if for some reason you hold cryptocurrency and don't want to sell it then it should be held in offline wallets as every exchange can potentially just tell you to gently caress off and steal your money from you Binance /Bitfinex and most of the other big ones have halted withdrawals before. Coinbase has periods of instability that keeps people from doing anything for hours.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 03:39 |
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that terrible cartoon style reminds me a lot of NFT apes...
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 06:59 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:remember the freedom phone? same thing. they sell an aliexpress special phone to boomers and say it doesn't limit freedom (it totally does limit freedom). I saw some people point to a Linux box that looks identical to the QUX, I have no doubts that the BlockBox or whatever isn't just a repurposed stadia knockoff. If anyone is interested in reading more about the QUX, this is the best article detailing it's reveal I could find: https://gizmodo.com/please-help-us-figure-out-what-the-hell-this-cucks-devi-1847684244
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 09:44 |
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Speaking of NFT ape cartoons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrA-slMoZ4
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Party Ape posted:This was what I was getting at. An experienced programmer could pick up a game engine and start building out game systems within a few days, but all the skilled programming and artistry in the world won't make a terrible idea fun. Good point I was unfair, apologies
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for fucks sake posted:Speaking of NFT ape cartoons well this is super embarrassing.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 13:50 |
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for fucks sake posted:Speaking of NFT ape cartoons Oh, you mean those monkeys. Even Snoop's lyrics have gone to poo poo. "my contacts are foggy might have to go to Walgreens pharmacy"? Straight thuggin I guess.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:48 |
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The dude super rich and hangs out with Martha Stewart. I don’t think he has anything to prove anymore
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:48 |
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Somfin posted:That's one of the worst things I've ever clicked on Wow, it somehow manages to be worse than the Tiger game.com commercial with the screaming dwarf calling all of the console’s potential customers idiots https://youtu.be/qrGes5g7isg
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:53 |
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Reading the comments over on Reddit about people’s crypto.com visas (that now include a 1% fee to add money to them, on top of normal fees) not working over the weekend with customer support saying they won’t be back at until the 6th. Some folks contacted support and had new cards issued in an attempt to fix the problem except the new cards didn’t carry over their existing balances, leaving them with zero money over the long US holiday weekend. For added hilarity, a lot of users are reporting that their cards are not just failing to be authorized, but being flagged for fraud, which … lol. lmao
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 16:03 |
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The fraud was built in from the start!
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 16:07 |
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Wow you scanned that QR code? Well buddy you just signed your entire life away on a smart contract. We can legally take your organs, and will. This is ultimate decentralization.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 16:14 |
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istewart posted:Wow, it somehow manages to be worse than the Tiger game.com commercial with the screaming dwarf calling all of the console’s potential customers idiots I went to game.com for the hell of it thinking it's probably a porn site nowadays, and instead it's some crypto NFT site. Amazing.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 16:25 |
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https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1544334015293018119 throwing my controller out the window in rage, suddenly looking up in terror, and chasing a dachshund holding it in his mouth and repeating tapping the "buy ape" button with his tongue all through the neighborhood in whacky, bankruptcy-inducing slapstick hijinks two workmen carrying a glass window pane will step in the way at some point
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-05/crypto-crash-weighs-on-states-plans-for-tax-payment-by-bitcoin Crypto Crash Halts Plans by Statehouses to Accept Bitcoin Tax Payments While a half-dozen states have considered following the lead of Colorado and Utah, a chorus of fiscal watchdogs, academics and crypto skeptics is now warning lawmakers against initiatives that might put state treasuries and taxpayers at risk. “Anything involving crypto is less appealing in the wake of the massive volatility we’ve seen over the last month, and frankly the last six months,” said Lee Reiners, executive director of Duke University’s Global Financial Markets Center. “I don’t know if that slows momentum at the state level for payment of taxes, but it doesn’t help. And there is no financial benefit to the states to permit it.”
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 16:44 |
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I like how volatility is always used as a euphemism for “down”. When Bitcoin bubble was inflating, that was also volatility, but people didn’t seem to mind as much.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:05 |
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So happy to be here with you all at the spectacular decline of, possibly, the dumbest human endeavor.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:10 |
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LMAO they that any gov would accept bitcoin as tax payment. I'm actually kind of behind that cause gently caress it let uncle sam hold the bag for once.
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LifeSunDeath posted:LMAO they that any gov would accept bitcoin as tax payment. I'm actually kind of behind that cause gently caress it let uncle sam hold the bag for once. I get what you're saying, but Uncle Sam holding the bag on this one was inevitable as soon as institutional investors got involved.
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doingitwrong posted:I like how volatility is always used as a euphemism for “down”. When Bitcoin bubble was inflating, that was also volatility, but people didn’t seem to mind as much. if its inflating at a steady rate, even if those %s are huge, it is not volatile. sharp direction changes are markers of rising volatility (volatility is usually mathematically defined using standard deviation)
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Zwabu posted:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-05/crypto-crash-weighs-on-states-plans-for-tax-payment-by-bitcoin quote:Like Utah, Colorado plans to use a third party to immediately convert cryptocurrency payments into US dollars. I feel like blood is leaking out of my ears at the thought of state tax collection agencies suddenly jumping through hoops to accommodate people for the sake of crypto. Gonna petition the state to accept my old boxes of Magic cards as payment. I don't have time to sell that poo poo, let the California Franchise Tax Board figure out how much my Lotus Petals are worth.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:41 |
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Finally I can write off my Pogs addiction.
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Nessus posted:Why didn't YOU invest in Western Yamanote, Father? https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/invest-eastern-poland/1/
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