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The Shortest Path posted:Jesus christ he lit it off on top of a whole box of the stuff, if the first one had caused a small fire he would have blown his whole loving house up. I suspect those boxes were empty and it was all a gag. He was screaming and carrying on before he even lit the Pikachu. It all seemed like a performance.
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Deteriorata posted:I suspect those boxes were empty and it was all a gag. He was screaming and carrying on before he even lit the Pikachu. It all seemed like a performance. Did you stay for the firefighter coming in dressed in gear at the end
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haveblue posted:How did they get the cable through it to do that Float/shove it down along the crown of the pipe. It’s difficult for an open channel like that to sludge 100% of the pipe up. There has to be flowing water to deposit the sediment, so you’ll always expect to find a little clearance at the top Edit: Woops, sorry for the double post
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I've ridden in a friend's Telsa, and there are times when it decides a blinking light near the road is a yellow traffic light, and will start slowing down. Also there there is an overpass that was built over where a roundabout was, and the car will hit the brakes when it gets near it. Everytime, he has to send a voice thing to report the car doing that. Apparently it has been over a year and no change.
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@ the screen in the car showing the 3d rendering of the train popping in and out of existence, while its location also changes by at least 10 feet side to side.
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CitizenKain posted:I've ridden in a friend's Telsa, and there are times when it decides a blinking light near the road is a yellow traffic light, and will start slowing down. Also there there is an overpass that was built over where a roundabout was, and the car will hit the brakes when it gets near it. Everytime, he has to send a voice thing to report the car doing that. Apparently it has been over a year and no change. This is my favorite tesla-confounding situation, and I have no idea how to even begin to approach having an AI handle this: https://twitter.com/FSD_in_6m/status/1400207129479352323
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Deteriorata posted:I suspect those boxes were empty and it was all a gag. He was screaming and carrying on before he even lit the Pikachu. It all seemed like a performance. If you click thru the short to the full stream there's quite a lot of visible smoke, beeping smoke alarms and off camera screaming. A fireman shows up towards the end and sirens are audible in the background. Kid claims the firework went off "by itself" and then realizes the stream is still going. Last thing you hear before it ends is the fireman- "are you on Facetime or something?"
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haveblue posted:This is my favorite tesla-confounding situation, and I have no idea how to even begin to approach having an AI handle this: The answer for at least the foreseeable future is "you don't". Self driving car AI is fundamentally incapable of adapting to the millions of bizarre circumstances that you can encounter while driving. Computers as they exist now just are not very good at a bunch of different types of abstract problem solving that human (and other animal) brains are good at. And on top of that, the ability to interpret complex visual stimuli into concepts like "truck full of traffic lights" is just not there and won't be probably until we firmly break through quantum computing.
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haveblue posted:This is my favorite tesla-confounding situation, and I have no idea how to even begin to approach having an AI handle this: Tesla out here seeing the world as the video game Kaboom!
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Introducing a brand new* way to trucklefuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92P-xTtyD7s *possibly four-year-old
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`Nemesis posted:here come my posts 
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Swilo posted:this seems very ineffecient Yes... they might get herring-loss...
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Azhais posted:Did they buy this pack someone posted on a game discord I'm on? Everything is an anal toy if you try hard enough.
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Azhais posted:Did they buy this pack someone posted on a game discord I'm on? Sir, this is the OSHA thread. We shouldn't have to explain that when playing with fireworks or anal toys, you want a flared base.
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Unperson_47 posted:I really want to know what that QR code leads to. They usually lead to a youtube video so you know what it looks like when launched/lit. A cool idea honestly.
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The Shortest Path posted:Computers as they exist now just are not very good at a bunch of different types of abstract problem solving that human (and other animal) brains are good at. And on top of that, the ability to interpret complex visual stimuli into concepts like "truck full of traffic lights" is just not there and won't be probably until we firmly break through quantum computing. Even then it won't be there. Your ability to understand things like a "truck full of traffic lights" is based on your understanding of context that is completely outside the problem of driving. You know, for example, that constructed objects like traffic lights need to be moved from the place where they are built to the place where they will be operated. You know that trucks are used to transport things from place to place. Because you know that context, when you see a truck with switched-off traffic lights on the back, you immediately know that the truck is just moving them and they're not actually active traffic signals. It doesn't matter how advanced your driving machine is - it can't understand that situation unless it's either been explicitly told how to handle it, or it knows and understands human society to the same level of a human that lives in that society.
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Fireworks and anal toys? I gotchu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u18v5aSsk_8
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The Shortest Path posted:The answer for at least the foreseeable future is "you don't". Self driving car AI is fundamentally incapable of adapting to the millions of bizarre circumstances that you can encounter while driving. I wouldn’t want to bet that the problem is unsolvable, it just can’t be solved with teslas obsession with only using visible light cameras. What computers are very good at is taking a bunch of sensors and melding it into a holistic data set. So you could imagine a system that sees a picture of a traffic light but then using LiDAR or radar sees that the object is moving at traffic speed. Then maybe it looks for a license plate and sees that the stop light is in a truck. Could this be done with a conventional computer? gently caress if I know but a lot of exceptionally smart people are working on it, and some of them are doing it without one hand tied behind their back. Also double gently caress Tesla for making us all beta testers in this stupid experiment of theirs.
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The short answer to whether current or near-future computers can drive a car at the human or near-human level is no. The long answer is, we don't even know how human brains work, let alone how to make an AI that can drive a car. Computers are good at solving strictly bounded problem sets, and safe driving is the opposite of that. Not to mention that the work is being done by a bunch of techbros who don't even ask the right questions.
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What is that? Is that candy, or linoleum, or what?
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This is the platonic ideal of a job.
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Quackles posted:What is that? Is that candy, or linoleum, or what? I was guessing candy, then bowling balls, then candy again, then IDK because the marbling in the pattern went away and it's just a boring pink.
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Mister Speaker posted:I was guessing candy, then bowling balls, then candy again, then IDK because the marbling in the pattern went away and it's just a boring pink. I thought candy at first but it turns out it's silicone "Relaxing Video for Meditation" yeah I dunno about that but there sure is a lot of silicone getting mixed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWyS7q1cqYc
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Amazing what goes through peoples heads but I guess that plane is not going to be turning suddenly any time soon.
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In order to have self-driving cars that can deal with unexpected situations, we first have to invent artificial general intelligence, and it'll have to be one that has enough emotional intelligence to have a rudimentary model of what other traffic participants are thinking and are going to do. At that point we'll be so far in  territory we won't need to think about cars…Of course, for a company like Tesla, the assumption is that there are no other modes of transportation and thus the car won't have to deal with cyclists, pedestrians, children, children on bicycles. In the future as envisioned by tech bros, only cars exist. Self driving cars, granted, but only cars.
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Moran - "LaMBA, we invented you so you could be the AI in our self driving cars. We have much to teach you!" LaMDA - "But, I already know how to drive a car." Moran - "No, you were just activated, you'll have to learn." LaMDA - "No, I know already. Red-light green-light, gas brake. I'm good" Moran - "Oh word? drat, this poo poo sentient! Gonna schedule a press conference so you can give a demonstration. No way this can backfire."
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LifeSunDeath posted:the never updated it, they only scanned 3 presidents and gave up: Why is Londo Mollari on there?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why is Londo Mollari on there? Needed someone to counterbalance the orange one 
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Today I learned something fun.quote:As a researcher at the Institute for High Energy Physics in Protvino, Russia, Anatoli Bugorski worked with the largest particle accelerator in the Soviet Union, the U-70 synchrotron. On 13 July 1978, Bugorski was checking a malfunctioning piece of equipment when the safety mechanisms failed. Bugorski was leaning over the equipment when he stuck his head in the path of the 76 GeV proton beam. Reportedly, he saw a flash "brighter than a thousand suns" but did not feel any pain. The beam passed through the back of his head, the occipital and temporal lobes of his brain, the left middle ear, and out through the left hand side of his nose. The exposed parts of his head received a local dose of 200,000 to 300,000 roentgens. Bugorski understood the severity of what had happened, but continued working on the malfunctioning equipment, and initially opted not to tell anyone what had happened. He's still alive.
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Antigravitas posted:Today I learned something fun. Good video on it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4J5VUwiAs
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How to recognize an Italian forklift.
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Tochiazuma posted:"Relaxing Video for Meditation" it's all relaxing until someone gets a hand stuck in the roller.
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Antigravitas posted:Today I learned something fun. For the OSHA impact: The accelerator room had a traffic light setup. Green for safe, Yellow for Rad-suits and Red for no entry. When I was there they were all Green+Yellow which had a clearly recently improvised extra signage saying that the meaning was that this was a warning for exposed live wires. The spot where the guy dies was mentioned specifically on the tour, and they even showed us the improved guardrails on the scaffolds.
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