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Pistol_Pete posted:Once again I've been tricked into thinking something has happened, only this time it's an extended discussion about the comparative amounts of piss, poo poo and vomit that get sprayed around male and female toilet cubicles. look I think boris johnson has as much right to privacy as the rest of us but we have to get these details right
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He shits with the door open, making eye contact the whole time and attempting to start conversation. Unless you ask him a basic policy question, then he hides in the bowl.
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jiggerypokery posted:One neat trick I learnt way too late is washing your rear end in a top hat is far superior to wiping and worth the extra time commitment Find someone who loves you like goons love bidets.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Better than video game chat, I guess. Well know you just pretty much guaranteed the next few pages will be discussions about Pistol_Pete posted:piss, poo poo and vomit In video games. That's on you!!!
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Pictured: me, about to author a post on the Something Awful forums
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Pistol_Pete posted:an extended discussion about the comparative amounts of piss, poo poo and vomit pretty apt metaphor for whatever the gently caress the tories are up to at any given time,.
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Reveilled posted:That reminds me of the story about the guy who refused to wipe because touching your butt is gay. It owns, my 7 year old has been obsessed since we picked it up at a boot sale. Heavily recommend tracking down the live performance with full orchestra and massive disembodied Richard Burton head, it's a fun few hours of watching. There's also a "War of the Worlds Immersive Experience" in that London somewhere where you wander about through a big building while the different bits happen, keen to try that out some time.
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The potential consequences of unexpected loo seats/lid positions: for a penis-haver, seat down : a slightly smaller target. for anyone, lid down : peeing on the lid and having it go everywhere. for the unpenised, seat up : falling into the bowl. Ergo, leaving the seat raised is bad, and lids should be abolished altogether.
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Oh dear me posted:The potential consequences of unexpected loo seats/lid positions: You should really flush with the lid down to avoid poo poo spraying everywhere, including on to your toothbrush located 6 inches away, but most will never bother with that. I'm a bit perplexed by that guy implying that you need to "aim" your poo poo through the seathole Through the Seathole, with Lloyd Grossman
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WURUURWUGHHHHGHGH two punce uff the shoppung bug tux to hulp struggling putriotic brutush tuxpayer brutush hawdwukingfumulehs in brutun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Failed Imagineer posted:You should really flush with the lid down to avoid poo poo spraying everywhere stop posting and call a plumber right now
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Failed Imagineer posted:You should really flush with the lid down to avoid poo poo spraying everywhere, including on to your toothbrush located 6 inches away  (although I try to keep my toothbrush further away from the shitter than that)Also the lid makes a good platform to keep your bleach and cloths and stuff on when you're cleaning the bathroom. Failed Imagineer posted:Through the Seathole, with
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Rustybear posted:stop posting and call a plumber right now (And you need to put your lid down before you flush.)
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Nobody is compelled to keep a toothbrush exposed to poop particles anyway and it's frankly bizarre that it's the norm
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Guavanaut posted:You need a fluid dynamist, not a plumber. or maybe not.... quote:It was also found that airborne microdroplets were detected for 16 minutes after flushing the toilet with the lid down, 11 minutes longer than when the toilet was flushed with the lid up. The researchers suggest that this could be due to particles being re-aerosolised from surfaces rather than being created by the turbulence of the toilet flushing. Alternatively, the researchers suggest that airborne particles could stick together, or agglomerate, which would cause them to remain airborne for longer. https://microbiologysociety.org/news/society-news/does-putting-the-lid-down-when-flushing-the-toilet-really-make-a-difference.html
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sebzilla posted:It owns, my 7 year old has been obsessed since we picked it up at a boot sale. I saw the live show many years ago and can confirm it's great. I also was obsessed with it as a kid, as was my sister. It's like having a bedtime story read to you by a parent, except your mum and dad somehow have a prog rock orchestra in the room with you. Does your kid listen to the last track with the NASA voices? I always found that bit too scary as a wee 'un.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:or maybe not.... Intriguing, but probably very dependent on lid design. Mine kinda covers over the seat and forms a pretty good seal, whereas older loos seem to be a tiny flap smaller than the seat, with loads of escape room on the side. Brb creating a toilet seat seal out of a load of N95s sewn together
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This discussion reminds me of the rabbit hole I went down (pun heavily intended) when my wife and I made a joke one time to another couple who are friends of ours about how weird it would be to stand up to wipe your rear end. They had bemused expressions on their face and then asked us if there was any other way to wipe. I soon discovered that there's something like a 50/50 split between sitting wipers and standing wipers, but almost no one realises anyone does it differently than they do. Truly the hidden divide that is tearing our society apart.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:How do you sit and wipe With great pleasure, while posting. It's a perennial topic itt alright. I like dropping it into conversations down the pub aswell when I want to cause some IRL derailment (metaphorically, I'm not interfering with the trains)
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Some detailed discussion here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SampleSize/comments/6ncfur/results_do_you_wipe_you_butt_standing_up_or A slight majority of sitters, more so if female . Personally, I'm just glad to see redditors wiping at all E: one guy seems to have a two-hander method where he "lifts his balls" with one hand and wipes with other, now that is some real 3 seashells stuff Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Jul 5, 2022 |
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doing one last wipe while standing up reaches parts the others can't touch imo
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DesperateDan posted:doing one last wipe while standing up reaches parts the others can't touch imo Like the ceiling?
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:How do you sit and wipe lol we got a stander here folks
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Reveilled posted:Does your kid listen to the last track with the NASA voices? I always found that bit too scary as a wee 'un. Yes but it took her two tries to get into it at all, the Martian sounds were too creepy to begin with. But now she can't get enough, and is telling all her friends about it.
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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1544290009636900864 Righty ho
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Some want to stop trans people from being able to use their proper bathrooms. I want to stop the real sickos from using bathrooms: standing wipers.
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Sitting wipers: the above linked totally scientific poll indicates that we are in the majority, and thus morally superior to the standing wipers. Let us join together and fight back against the deviant standers, who want to pervert the true and righteous customs of the majority (who sit when wiping). It is time that we stand together (while not wiping) and fight this menace!!!
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MeinPanzer posted:This discussion reminds me of the rabbit hole I went down (pun heavily intended) when my wife and I made a joke one time to another couple who are friends of ours about how weird it would be to stand up to wipe your rear end. They had bemused expressions on their face and then asked us if there was any other way to wipe. Once I got to a friend's just as he had finished his last roll of paper, and just as I needed a poo poo. He knows I "use water" as he put it, so he told me to do that, I asked for an empty bottle or something since he has no bidet, and he was completely confused as to why I would need that. I asked him how he thought it works, and he said he thought I hang my arse into the sink under the taps.
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sebzilla posted:Heavily recommend tracking down the live performance with full orchestra and massive disembodied Richard Burton head, it's a fun few hours of watching. I caught a broadcast of this 15~ years ago intending to laugh because it sounded absurd to me and then I somehow ended up buying the DVD. Subsequent live shows are very different and have Liam Neeson as the Narrator. And they incorporated the Martian intro cutscene from his video game adaptation (this might be on the original show too). Also I don't comprehend sitting.
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Yum yum time for your daily bowl of Weetabix https://twitter.com/francesweetman/status/1544252121339596801?t=rwE35O3UA6MnT91aYQsaNA&s=19
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Szmitten posted:I caught a broadcast of this 15~ years ago intending to laugh because it sounded absurd to me and then I somehow ended up buying the DVD. Subsequent live shows are very different and have Liam Neeson as the Narrator. And they incorporated the Martian intro cutscene from his video game adaptation (this might be on the original show too). I saw the Liam Neeson version ages back when it was playing in Tottenham Court Road and it was delightfully quaint and low budget. The music's as great today as it was decades ago though.
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sebzilla posted:It owns, my 7 year old has been obsessed since we picked it up at a boot sale. We did the WotW immersive Experience a couple of years back when it was in late beta. We enjoyed it a lot. One of the guys in our group was a bit too into it, offering help to the actors and talking 'old style'. Hopefully they patched that guy out, it was supremely awkward. I said something funny and made an actor crack, so hopefully they patched me out too. There will possibly be issues if anyone is not able-bodied. I'm pretty sure I recall having to climb through a window at one point. Not sure if there are ways around that for wheelchair/crutch users. I won't go into any other detail because spoilers. But if you like WotW, you'll like this. If VR gives you motion sickness, take this as a warning: You will get motion sickness like a motherfucker. I had to close my eyes and go audio only for a couple of parts. Edit: Not sure what the deal is with kids there, tbh. in places you go for a stroll with a VR headset/backpack. So I'd check with them before you go. frankenbeans fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jul 5, 2022 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:or maybe not.... quote:Other studies have also shown that use of the toilet lid reduces the spread of visible droplets which are produced when the toilet is flushed, but the physics of smaller particles is less well known. quote:His talk will take place at Federation of Infection Societies Conference 2019 (FIS 2019) in Edinburgh, taking place between the 11–14 November 2019. Within a few months of then a significant fraction of the world's computing power was being devoted to finite element analysis of smaller disease particles. More recent (post-2020) studies seem more pro-lid. Meanwhile, at Adrian Chiles' flat:  Brendan Rodgers posted:Once I got to a friend's just as he had finished his last roll of paper, and just as I needed a poo poo. He knows I "use water" as he put it, so he told me to do that, I asked for an empty bottle or something since he has no bidet, and he was completely confused as to why I would need that.  but with a hosepipe.
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Necrothatcher posted:In the 90s my family moved into a house last renovated in the 70s and the bathroom had bright blue shag carpeting. Deranged. Hey now I have bright blue shag carpet! Not in my bathroom though. That's probably the most pertinent bit but I felt like I had to defend the honour of bright blue shag carpets.
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ThomasPaine posted:Yum yum time for your daily bowl of Weetabix I couldn't place who this was even though the name ringed a bell , so I scrolled through their twitter. And while I'm still none the wiser, jfc are they OBSESSED with trans people. Dozens and dozens of posts/retweet a day and almost every one of them about trans people.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Like the ceiling? you don't have to push that far in, but it you find it helps then don't let me stop you
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forkboy84 posted:Find someone who loves you like goons love bidets. Bidets are poo poo. You want one of those high pressure water gun things.
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