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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Itshappening.jpg. Assembled like a traditional pizza now under air fryer, base because I forgot to take the next picture

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
And here we go one badly presented pizza burger and I am now my teenage son’s hero

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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
So it's a burger without the buns

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



learnincurve posted:

And here we go one badly presented pizza burger and I am now my teenage son’s hero



I'd try it, that's definitely not the worst pizza ever

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

learnincurve posted:

And here we go one badly presented pizza burger and I am now my teenage son’s hero



As much as I want to tell you that air fryers are GP2 trash, I would happily eat that.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What kind of rear end in a top hat are you? Square cut?!

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

What if Double Down but pizza??

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Futanari Damacy posted:

What if Double Down but pizza??


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m gonna Chizz

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


If this was like, a chicken base with mashed potatos & gravy, a little bit of mac and cheese, stuffing (they don't have that do they?), I'd eat it.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



By popular demand posted:

How did they even get to 'howabout we burn trash while we bake pizzas!'? Did they build the pizzeria next to a garbage dump?

I had forgotten the bit where he's scooping up ashes from the left side of the oven and then flinging them all around the oven... while the loving pizza is still in there.

Not that you would probably even notice, considering.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Lascivious Sloth posted:

So it's a burger without the buns

Pizza with a burger base.

500g lean mince beef
6 tbsp breadcrumbs
1 egg.

Mix up by hand and squash into patty shape, leave for 20 mins.

Use hot plate to cook both sides and empty grease away

half tin chopped tomatoes, 1tsp tomato puree, 1/2 tsp garlic puree, herbs, mix up and use as needed

200g mozzarella and chedder mix

toppings.

5 min on air fryer setting.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'll skip the meat and just have a tempura or panko breaded pizza crust, thanks.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

So it's just half a Double Down? :confused:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
To think a chicken gave its life for that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Philthy posted:

To think a chicken gave its life for that.

:patriot: We are here to pay tribute to Pvt.Poultry, please stand for the anthem. and hold your vomit in until the break.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Neddy Seagoon posted:

So it's just half a Double Down? :confused:
aka a Down?

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

KFC's Double Down Syndrome

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



null_pointer posted:

KFC's Double Down Syndrome

They call it the Mongol Chicken in Europe

Scallop Eyes
Oct 16, 2021
https://twitter.com/paraLanches/status/1542112330464493571

Couscous and fried egg pizza

itry
Aug 23, 2019




learnincurve posted:

And here we go one badly presented pizza burger and I am now my teenage son’s hero


Lascivious Sloth posted:

So it's a burger without the buns

So do you eat it with a fork and knife or what?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

itry posted:

So do you eat it with a fork and knife or what?

I did, my son just shovelled it into his gaping maw with his hands.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


On the floor like a animal?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Is that blood? "til juices run clear" is wisely observed, lol

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's the plate and is it wasn't it wouldn't be blood it'd just be red iron-and protein-rich water from the muscle fibers which is normal. Also if the juices are clear on red meat it's overcooked in my opinion

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I will sail my vessel
Till the juices run clear

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
plate and tomato sauce, it was very nearly cooked in the centre before the second air fry stage which finished it off, it had to be removed from the hot plate to get rid of the grease before that bit though - on a similar note if you are using a regular oven part cooking the chicken for hunters chicken then putting it on a fresh tray for the bacon and cheese stage solves the sitting in nasty gruel at the end problem.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

So this is one of those ones where it's just like, what does the pizza add to this?

Like Couscous and eggs sure. Add some spices or sauce to the couscous and that's a very fine eat. What does the pizza add? It's all just going to fall off immediately you fools of this creations!!!

The pizza part just makes everything more difficult about this simple fine meal, which is the exact opposite of what pizza is meant to do! How do you add too really simple good things together and just make it so, and just needlessly add complexity in, where it has no rights to be.

Although it's still obviously pretty edible, so not the worst thing posted here. So that's a plus at least.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993





Ran this last one through auto translate for you

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



e: nevermind

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

My local fast food joint growing up had a pizza burger and it was bomb. They also had like 30 flavors of soft serve ice cream for $2 that they would stack 6 inches high past the cone.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



learnincurve posted:

And here we go one badly presented pizza burger and I am now my teenage son’s hero



reminded of this (possibly delicious) monstrosity and lol'ed irl

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nottherealaborn posted:

My local fast food joint growing up had a pizza burger and it was bomb. They also had like 30 flavors of soft serve ice cream for $2 that they would stack 6 inches high past the cone.

Cataloguing this under 'things that would have made me die of heart attack'

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



AARD VARKMAN posted:






Ran this last one through auto translate for you


The real stretch here is them calling that poo poo a pizza

itry
Aug 23, 2019




AARD VARKMAN posted:

Ran this last one through auto translate for you


The last step (not pictured) of course is throwing it directly in the trash.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

stop posting disgusting food you idiots

it's making me the opposite of hungry

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




I tried this burger back in 2010 when you could get it at the Whopper Bar in Times Square:



I remember it being kinda bland.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993





a/t from Thai

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