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Chief McHeath posted:Actually you'll find that they need "worshed." My mistake. I need learned more better.
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Worf posted:Cereal with water instead of milk even if they have milk Is this actually a thing some humans do outside of making low effort youtube videos?
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Worf posted:Cereal with water instead of milk even if they have milk Warm water. It's a thing from somewhere in Asia, and I know the countries vastly different, but this is second hand knowledge from someone I trust who saw them pouring hot water on cornflakes in the mini kitchen.
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osama bin laden.
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Mispronouncing "twat" to rhyme it with "hot" instead of "hat". It's twat, not twot. This is very important!
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I'm pretty easy going, but a strong odor really makes a negative impression If I can smell you before I see you, I immediately not like you. Doublely so if that is stale body odor
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Adults who make a very big deal about their own birthdays. I work with a guy who talked about his "birthday month" this year, where his wife got him a gift every day for 30 days leading up to his birthday. That's psycho poo poo to me, he's a 41 year old man with children.
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Judge not lest ye be judged. On LED headlights, I hated them but they came on my new car and drat I can see way better than my wife's car's headlights. Her brights aren't near as illuminating as my low lights and it'll save my rear end from a hitting a deer or low visibility night jogger someday, you'll see! I hate people that can't learn new things or hate being proven wrong. If I am wrong I would like to know and I even feel bad about sharing the wrong info to people in the past and think about correcting my mistake and/or letting those people know. Also just because Uncle Terry or whoever told you something 20 years ago it's not the gospel truth. You don't have to never grow, learn or change. i.e People still relying on like old imperfect science where they have since made new strides or telling you weightlifting advice from 40 years ago.
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Karol-Man posted:But officially it’s call football.  it's soccer. cry about it
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A Fancy Hat posted:Adults who make a very big deal about their own birthdays. I work with a guy who talked about his "birthday month" this year, where his wife got him a gift every day for 30 days leading up to his birthday. That's psycho poo poo to me, he's a 41 year old man with children. We do "birthday week" where basically the other person doesn't need to lift a finger for chores or food making and whatnot. And then little stuff on that just like cleaning the tub, pouring a nice bath for them with the bath sphere things and getting it all set up, checking the temp is right, put in the bath holder thingy with wine and their tablet to watch whatever, then leaving them in peace as long as they like. No need for demanded gifts, it's all shared finances, you both can just buy a thing whenever you want and are not being crazy stupid about it. Just treat them extra nice, seems to work. Hell, I literally forgot it was my birthday last time until told. Okay, great, I'm a year closer to death. Thanks for the heads up.
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I judge people who internet post something they think is funny and then end it with "(don't block/unfriend me)." It's the new "I'll see myself out" and both of those are just embarrassing.
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Stoatbringer posted:Mispronouncing "twat" to rhyme it with "hot" instead of "hat". It's twat, not twot. i hate when people rhyme it with hat it sounds sooo stupid "twat" ughh
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:people who say "twat" yes this too really
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Stoatbringer posted:Mispronouncing "twat" to rhyme it with "hot" instead of "hat". It's twat, not twot. Twhat?
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Some people pronounce "picture" as "pitcher" and not even because of a speech impediment
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Worf posted:i hate when people rhyme it with hat omg weren't you paying attention to the correct way to say it?
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Devils Affricate posted:Some people pronounce "picture" as "pitcher" and not even because of a speech impediment I worked with a guy that would say “use” as “nuse” all the time. “Can you nuse the ice bath to cool this thing please?” Probably wasn’t his fault, but it was one of many many minor irritating things about working with him. He also made loud smacky eating noises and constantly left cupboard doors open.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:taints that remain unreaped lotta that around here lately
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Clogging up the self-checkout lane. If you have trouble scanning barcodes, bagging goods, and using a payment machine maybe you shouldn’t have brought a whole loving cartfull of stuff to the self-checkout lane in the first place.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Clogging up the self-checkout lane. If you have trouble scanning barcodes, bagging goods, and using a payment machine maybe you shouldn’t have brought a whole loving cartfull of stuff to the self-checkout lane in the first place. I AM TRYING MY HARDEST! Please stop being so mean to meeeeeee! 
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Clogging up the self-checkout lane. If you have trouble scanning barcodes, bagging goods, and using a payment machine maybe you shouldn’t have brought a whole loving cartfull of stuff to the self-checkout lane in the first place. Sometimes I swear the self-checkout conspires against me. The little anti-theft weighted counter thing will shut the whole thing down if I put a box of cat litter on there at the wrong angle.
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Being super into “Norse” culture Now, I’m not saying that you are 100% a Nazi if you’re super into that sort of stuff, but I’ve come across enough people who were really into Norse culture and were pretty explicitly Nazis that it immediately makes you suspect in my eyes
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Powered Descent posted:When people leave out a necessary "to be" from a sentence, as in: "The car needs washed." SAME. For example the classic support ticket: "printer needs fixed," pisses me off to no end. It should be either, "needs to be fixed," (formal) or, "needs fixing," (informal). I view the people that submit "x needs y" tickets as subhuman, incapable of higher level communication. Ticket needs submitted. Tacos needs eated. Tires needs changed. Persons needs gets to stores before closes. See how stupid that sounds? No? Okay... Lifepuzzler needs calm down. Also people who say, "seen," instead of, "saw," when referring to when they used their eyeballs to view something in the past. Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jul 7, 2022 |
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Lifepuzzler posted:SAME. Just do the needful you jerk 
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I like to walk around talking like I'm a cast member of the show Spartacus It really throws people off
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Sheen Sheen posted:Being super into “Norse” culture It's probably a different story if you lived in a Scandinavian country or something. But yeah I agree, I'm also going to be suspect of a guy with a Thor's hammer pendant. Usually they make it pretty easy though, it's rarely just the one dogwhistle. A guy with just the Thor's hammer I might hear out, but if he's got on a pair of Doc Martens with red laces, a bomber jacket and a Fred Perry polo with the gold fringe, he's not coming into the bar.
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Mister Speaker posted:It's probably a different story if you lived in a Scandinavian country or something. But yeah I agree, I'm also going to be suspect of a guy with a Thor's hammer pendant. teen witch tips: Inside Scandinavia is p normal and more often they’re just huge nerds (but obviously, use context clues, cause there are still Nazis). my partner has a ton of Nordic tattoos, and a ton of his friends do as well, it’s kinda whatever. Outside Scandinavia, look for exits and implements.
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Lifepuzzler posted:SAME. Sorry but this is wrong. A printer does not "need to be fixed" unless the printer does not exist. It already is. It does not need to be. It just needs fixed. For further grammatical education, visit western Pennsylvania
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My bank manager sending me stickers and spamming emojis. I wish she communicated with me as formally as goons in the early 00s in fear of probation for not punctuating their sentences, like this one
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Nuts and Gum posted:Just do the needful you jerk I still haven't had someone seriously say that to me/write that to me. If it's a coworker, I will make a big deal about it. That barely qualifies as a sentence fragment.
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I've yet to meet a fellow American who uses the term "bollocks" as part of their regular vocabulary but for some reason I know it's going to happen some day and I'm not sure how I'll react
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Lifepuzzler posted:I still haven't had someone seriously say that to me/write that to me. If it's a coworker, I will make a big deal about it. That barely qualifies as a sentence fragment. I believe "do the needful" is an Indianism, so if you aren't working with folks from South Asia you probably won't hear it.
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