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teen witch posted:Anyone who tries to police my toilet paper usage is getting the ol L7 surprise A cameo as the band "Camel Lips" in a John Waters film?
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Jul 6, 2022 09:22
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I'm gonna go out on a wild swing here and say that the fact the photog lady was piss drunk on a lawn in 3 bras screaming has a lot more to do with why she was fired and also why she was unable to dress properly than OP realises
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AITA for telling my daughter she needs to stop sulking and ruining the mood at a party for her sister's engagement?quote:Me and my wife (53M, 54F) have 2 daughters, Anna (30F) and Emily (27F). Emily is engaged and her fiance's family hosted a party last weekend in celebration and also to introduce us to some extended family. We all went, including Anna but I could tell she seemed to be uncomfortable, so I asked her what's wrong and she said that it's her (ex) husband's birthday. I didn't know how to really reply to that so I just said 'oh' and went along my way. Whenever someone would try to talk to Anna, even something like what's your name she didn't put any effort into reply and would just give one word answers, other times she'd just sit in one corner by herself. A few people were noticing her demeanor, I went up to her and said that she needs stop sulking and strung up over his birthday, it doesn't mean anything anymore. Anna got really mad and called us selfish, to which I replied that she's being selfish by ruining the mood at a party for Emily's engagement. She left shortly after that, we haven't talked to her since then. Inquiring minds want to know, why is she so hung up on her ex's birthday? OP posted:She isn't divorced, her husband passed in a crash at the beginning of 2021.
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Jul 6, 2022 09:35
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Never too late to become an estranged parent.
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Jul 6, 2022 09:45
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snergle posted:strong socially liberal fiscally conservative vibes from aunt and uncle. sure we support gay rights. help you with money? no thanks how would your mom feel if i was just like letting you live here she might think im trying to replace her. please use decorum so people dont think we abandoned our gay family member to be homeless. Social conservatives think gay teenagers kicked out by their parents deserve to be homeless because they're gay, fiscal conservatives think they deserve to be homeless because they're poor.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my daughter she needs to stop sulking and ruining the mood at a party for her sister's engagement? Late, the word is late husband, not ex. Argh.
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teen witch posted:Anyone who tries to police my toilet paper usage is getting the ol L7 surprise The fabled seventh Lagrange point 
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Jul 6, 2022 10:44
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Sometimes I wonder what people really think about their partners...... Wait, no I don't. AITA for blowing off my boyfriend’s plans for a more exciting trip? quote:Typing this at the airport before my flight starts boarding.
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Jul 6, 2022 11:01
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It sounds like she doesn't want a life in rural Ohio. For obvious reasons
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Jul 6, 2022 11:03
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I mean, if you give a poo poo about your partner at all you could visit them for a week in their bumfuck town. You got six. Obviously break up, though.
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Jul 6, 2022 11:10
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Evil Willow posted:Sometimes I wonder what people really think about their partners...... Wait, no I don't. let's see, hike in the mountains, or sit around some hick town in nowheresville ohio where people hang around at walmart on a friday evening because it's the most happening place around 
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Jul 6, 2022 11:11
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Evil Willow posted:Sometimes I wonder what people really think about their partners...... Wait, no I don't. Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
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Jul 6, 2022 11:20
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I freaking love how many Ohio slams are in that tiny post There is absolutely no reason to go to Ohio at all so lady made a drat good choice quote:I was not about to waste two weeks in loving Ohio while they’re hiking in the Alps with their boyfriends. I want to marry this sentence
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Jul 6, 2022 11:22
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quote:check out life in Ohio for when we graduate next year Run far, far away. If op settled down with this guy to run his dad's farm or dealership or whatever, I'd give her 2 or 3 years before she goes on a trip and has her "what am I doing, I'm wasting my life" epiphany. Hopefully there wouldn't be any kids in the picture complicating things at that point.
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Jul 6, 2022 11:43
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Is Ohio some sort of host that sends it's citizens out to assimilate others?
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Jul 6, 2022 11:56
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im pretty sure if states weren't banned from enacting border controls Ohio would make itself into an open air prison so they can keep people around to run the waffle houses
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Jul 6, 2022 12:08
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Sort of but a bunch of the citizens it sends out never come back because they realize Ohio sucks.
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Jul 6, 2022 12:09
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is Ohio some sort of host that sends it's citizens out to assimilate others? As an Ohioan - yes. That said, wanna come to Ohio?
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Jul 6, 2022 12:11
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Her real mistake was dating someone stained with Ohio in the first place
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Many amazing people have come from Ohio. The thing they have in common is they all left.
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Barudak posted:Her real mistake was dating someone stained with Ohio in the first place This. You can't be mad that they're from Ohio once you start dating them. You looked straight at the poo poo and you stepped in it.
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Jul 6, 2022 12:18
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Ohio aside, I like that her friends are all going to the alps and she doesn't want to miss an opportunity like that so she's going to Denver by herself. Also if she had already made plans and was blowing them off to keep up with the Joneses then yeah that's rude but she's also obviously about to dump this guy so who cares?
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Jul 6, 2022 12:42
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gently caress you and ohio, steve
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Jul 6, 2022 12:48
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i'm not about to spend two weeks in a poo poo-filled septic ta- i mean two weeks in Ohio. sorry steve.
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Jul 6, 2022 13:30
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Cedar Point and Kings Island are both in Ohio and both are pretty good
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that lady doesn't seem like someone you'd want to date
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Jul 6, 2022 13:37
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Pope Corky the IX posted:A real man wipes his rear end with turpentine and steel wool. I can't make any promises. Hope you feel better soon!
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Jul 6, 2022 13:38
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My wife grew up in Toledo and has a lot of fond memories. Rest of the state basically sucks though.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Cedar Point and Kings Island are both in Ohio and both are pretty good I worked at Kings Island for like 4 years in college and I regret to inform you... Though it was kinda cool the 4th of July when they had fireworks on the Eiffel Tower replica, but a storm came through so instead of sending dudes up to disarm the explosive devices mounted on a 295 fpot lightning rod, then just hit a button and shot 'em all at once.
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Farg posted:that lady doesn't seem like someone you'd want to date She's not wrong about Ohio and should just break up with the guy if he's a small town weenie who never wants to leave, but the raw contempt she has for that guy is pretty lovely. The "we" in that line about being sick of his poo poo makes her sound like a mean girl rear end in a top hat
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AITA for calling my (possibly ex)girlfriend a cowardly piece of poo poo after she didn't back me up?quote:I was with my girlfriend at the mall and we were going down the escalator when someone on the other escalator thats going up grabs the rear end of the girl standing in front of me. That girl turns around is yelling at me for grabbing her rear end. I told her that it was the other dude and she doesn't believe me, she keeps yelling at me and some other people are on the escalator saying I need to keep my hands to myself. I said "look I'm with my girlfriend, would I really do that in front of my girlfriend?, you saw what happened." and my girlfriend says "I dont know, I didn't see anything" That woman threatens to call the police and I said "gently caress this I'm getting out of here" and I grab my girlfriend and say "lets go" and she refuses to go saying she's scared.
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Lol. 'I want to take the next step and introduce you to my family' 'Yeah, but like what if I want to do something that doesn't suck poo poo, idiot.'
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Jul 6, 2022 13:46
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Mx. posted:AITA for calling my (possibly ex)girlfriend a cowardly piece of poo poo after she didn't back me up? Amazing the girlfriend is able to walk without a spine. E: What's it like dating one of those fainting goats, OP?
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Jul 6, 2022 13:57
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I can't imagine how loving mad I would be for getting forced into someone's stupid loving sexual assault Youtube prank video
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Again, the funniest part is that her friends are all going to the alps so she's going to Denver. This isn't her being invited to tag along on a better trip, this is her hearing sometime else is doing something great and deciding to do something not as cool and completely alone while also torching her relationship.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Ohio aside, I like that her friends are all going to the alps and she doesn't want to miss an opportunity like that so she's going to Denver by herself. yeah I don't think people read the story because this woman stinks of being a shallow keep up with the Joneses mean girl
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Mountains are mountains but there's nothing quite like Ohio.
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Use Ohio to caving in Kentucky. Largest cave system in the world and it's right there.
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