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Lid posted:https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1544705556262313984 One of the replies to this is, "In all my hours as Chancellor, I have never come across such a chaotic Government!"
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Kernel Monsoon posted:I'm living right now for the liason committee taking turns to dunk on Boris over and over. Darren Jones telling him that Zahawi was going to call for his resignation was extremely funny
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Lol at boris suggesting ‘doing something’ about MPs drinking
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Flayer posted:No bloody way, not unless he's physically removed and barred by a mob of Tory MPs. they will frogmarch him to a podium with a pre-written speech and a gun in his back before they let him dissolve parliament. i pray he somehow manages it but he wont
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In the same manner that the heels wait for the face in the car park of the wrestling venue, I hope.
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Play it out Boris, drag them all down to hell with you
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Can we be sure that isn't Grant Schapps and three aliases?
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keep punching joe posted:Are we only counting official children, or including the bastards? The count of 7 includes all of the bastard's children.
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Boris forced to resign on health grounds after accidentally repeatedly getting his head caught in the door to his office
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Yeah he doesn't have the power to dissolve parliament now. Would definitely be a caretaker pm while the Tories eject a new leader. E: lol I'm leaving that typo
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Rustybear posted:they will frogmarch him to a podium with a pre-written speech and a gun in his back before they let him dissolve parliament. The Warriors but instead it's boris travelling across london to get to buckingham palace while everyone else tries to take him to no.10
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Can Johnson remove Zahawi from the chancellorship already. That would be some comedy
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Lid posted:help i cant stop laughing help 
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josh04 posted:Can we be sure that isn't Grant Schapps and three aliases? What if all the resignations are just Grant Shapps? 
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chris pincher was also grant schapps
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Meanwhile, in other countries: That's obviously shady as hell but iirc was the (official) reason for this not that they were pro-Russia, or at least not sufficiently pro-Ukraine in the conflict?
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https://twitter.com/rowenamason/status/1544709217612857344 *BoJo opens the door* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00
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What is this thread doing we can’t let the remainders and wreckers do this to are Boris https://youtu.be/hWmxeaz6ftE
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ThomasPaine posted:That's obviously shady as hell but iirc was the (official) reason for this not that they were pro-Russia, or at least not sufficiently pro-Ukraine in the conflict?
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ThomasPaine posted:That's obviously shady as hell but iirc was the (official) reason for this not that they were pro-Russia, or at least not sufficiently pro-Ukraine in the conflict? Yeah there's several leftist parties apparently, but only the Russian-sponsored ones (communist or not, there's a bunch of regional separatist ones *cough*SNP*cough*) got banned. That bit about SNP is just a joke obvs e: they also banned some nazbol and fash ones with Russian ties, but in practice the one with the most popular support was a regionalist party Private Speech fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 6, 2022 |
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Guardian reporting he's been told there is ministers waiting for him at No.10, to tell him to resign. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jul/06/boris-johnson-rishi-sunak-sajid-javid-resignations-uk-politics-live-latest I hope he doesn't go back there and just goes on the run.
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Where's that old fella banging on the saucepans when Boris needs him. Bring out yer whack and pans
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dr_rat posted:Guardian reporting he's been told there is ministers waiting for him at No.10, to tell him to resign.
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boris johnson leading the UK government in exile, consisting of him and nadine dorries, from the US. E: actually no from Ukraine would be funnier.
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Honestly find it a bit difficult to get too excited about any of this. Bojo is just going to be replaced with someone just as bad if not worse. And what's the best case scenario? PM Keith. Lmao.
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I also am not really very enthusiastic about it but it is at least mildly funny.
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Another surprise party for Boris in number 10 it seems.
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ThomasPaine posted:Honestly find it a bit difficult to get too excited about any of this. Bojo is just going to be replaced with someone just as bad if not worse. And what's the best case scenario? PM Keith. Lmao. oh yeah as soon as this resolves we're all going to be miserable. but i'm pretending to have zero foresight or memory to eek out what joy i can
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ThomasPaine posted:Honestly find it a bit difficult to get too excited about any of this. Bojo is just going to be replaced with someone just as bad if not worse. And what's the best case scenario? PM Keith. Lmao. Yeah, but Boris being kicked out will make him really sad so gently caress it, just enjoy it while we can.
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I'm not going to miss out on the rare opportunity to be happy while a bunch of tories are miserable, however temporary
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Private Speech posted:Yeah there's several leftist parties apparently, but only the Russian-sponsored ones (communist or not, there's a bunch of regional separatist ones *cough*SNP*cough*) got banned. Of course there's plenty of people happy to throw actual inconvenient leftist parties under the bus along with those ones.
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https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/1544714538637033472 well we had rats deserting a sinking ship, its about time we had the sails gently caress off too
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ThomasPaine posted:Honestly find it a bit difficult to get too excited about any of this. Bojo is just going to be replaced with someone just as bad if not worse. And what's the best case scenario? PM Keith. Lmao. Nah, best case scenario is PM streeting after Keith is forced to resign due to an FPN from Durham police
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ThomasPaine posted:Honestly find it a bit difficult to get too excited about any of this. Bojo is just going to be replaced with someone just as bad if not worse. And what's the best case scenario? PM Keith. Lmao. Ehh I disagree. Right now it's actually pretty important that we end up with a Tory who isn't from the culture war end of the party
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I mean, Johnson being dunked on by his brand new appointees is definitely worth a giggle, despite nothing changing re how hosed we all are
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please, please have keith get hit by an fpn nothing politically advantageous will come of it but i just want to see that oval office suffer
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