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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Dustcat posted:

yeah, when it looked like they might get charged, instead of turning themselves in, they led the cops on a multiday manhunt, so after they were caught, the judge set their bail to a million dollars, and bail bondsmen won't lend them money because they already tried to run once

so now they have to sit in jail until at least their trial in october

when sending the crumbleys, america did not send its best

Lol well i hope they die

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Put it in the dishwasher then

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
eric holder found guilty of murdering nipsey hussle

talk about a fall from grace

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


UFOTacoMan posted:

someone in this thread at the time posted: The Cwumbweys
and I still think about it a lot.

Lil bobby cwimo

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

y'all queda strikes again

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


do the dishes kitty!!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

reignofevil posted:

No cods no masters.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Thoatse posted:

y'all queda strikes again

It's funny because in John Oliver's piece he said the source was a white supremacist

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



the guide stones had some weird poo poo about population control or something

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


what

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ted ooze

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bearjew posted:

the guide stones had some weird poo poo about population control or something

Yeah they have a line about how billions of people should be murdered

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

UFOTacoMan posted:

oh so now you want to cops play judge, jury and executioner.
:thunk:

while waiting for permission to engage the elementary school shooter the officer spotted an unarmed black male in the process of jaywalking and emptied multiple magazines

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I need permission to shoot this armed and dangerous looking man walking into an elementary school without a child

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hatebag posted:

Yeah they have a line about how billions of people should be murdered

I think the idea was that if the US were nuked any surviving americans could learn how to reconstruct society from the tenets of the guidestones

the stones say to keep the population below 500 million humans but the idea was probably that fewer than that many people would exist after a nuclear exchange, not that humanity should be deliberately culled down to half a billion souls from its current state

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1544734840263688198

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Hatebag posted:

Yeah they have a line about how billions of people should be murdered

It said to keep the population in harmony with nature around 5 million or something, it didn't call for murder

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

He was trying to have a nice family moment for the cameras but his kids hate his guts haha

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

hell yeah!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Yeah here's the guidestone text lol:
Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.


So ya got mass murder, eugenics, Esperanto for some reason, and some vaguely fascist beauty/tradition stuff

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

I thought this was a crow person

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008


gently caress i had forgotten about these demon children

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


owned

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

hell same

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

he's a poo poo politician I bet an even worse father

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I was going to post something about how police in places like Uvalde have a "Mayberry mindset", you know, doing nothing, harrassing minorities, shady drug deals etc. Then it occurred to me that Barney Fife would totally have kicked in the door.

So, worse than that.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lpzie posted:

lol just noticed her right hand gotdamn!..

what the actual gently caress

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

a lot going on here

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Filthy Hans posted:

I think the idea was that if the US were nuked any surviving americans could learn how to reconstruct society from the tenets of the guidestones

the stones say to keep the population below 500 million humans but the idea was probably that fewer than that many people would exist after a nuclear exchange, not that humanity should be deliberately culled down to half a billion souls from its current state

The fact that they have eugenics as the next line makes me think that they are actually talking about killing most of the people on earth because they are nazis

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
it rules that one side is going "I need guns to kill democrats" and democrats are like "drat I should find common ground with that guy"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
that ad is :discourse:

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
for some reason I think Ted turner paid for the guidestones. wonder where I picked that up from

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