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keep punching joe posted:After a couple of years of veganism I attempted to force myself to like both marmite and vegemite. They both suck, horrible pastes, two stars out of five. Explain why I hate Marmite but could eat 100 large packets of Twiglets in one sitting, until my stomach explodes & I get killed by my own stomach acids. Because I cannot explain it.
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The_Doctor posted:Have they taken him behind the chemical shed yet to meet the firing squad?
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Remember that time the Queen wore a blue hat with some yellow...somethings in it that Fubpees took as stars as in the EU flag because they convinced themselves Her Majesty was going to stop Brexit? I'm not sure British politics will get dumber than that. Well, it will, it absolutely will, but it was super dumb
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The_Doctor posted:Have they taken him behind the chemical shed yet to meet the firing squad? As far as I can tell they're waiting till ever last minister has had a chance to send in their resignation. A very uncharacteristic display of fairness from the tories I must say.
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Please please please please Liz Truss, Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Immediate cheese and pork based manifesto
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Loyal to the last, Harry Cole now appears to be proposing that this is *actually* all a deliberate tactic by Boris planned since last night, and he's summoning the saboteurs to him so he can crush their spirits one by one. https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1544739253728542720
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Jakabite posted:Please please please please Liz Truss, Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. She better nationalise the drat sausages
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grobbo posted:Loyal to the last, Harry Cole now appears to be proposing that this is *actually* all a deliberate tactic by Boris planned since last night, and he's summoning the saboteurs to him so he can crush their spirits one by one. You're a big oval office and I resign. 
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grobbo posted:Loyal to the last, Harry Cole now appears to be proposing that this is *actually* all a deliberate tactic by Boris planned since last night, and he's summoning the saboteurs to him so he can crush their spirits one by one.
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xtothez posted:She better nationalise the drat sausages Sausages only available in Great British loot boxes. Most of the rewards are job applications It’s not nice sausages either
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*Great British loot boxes take 20-40 days to arrive from overseas.
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quote:We're hearing now from Labour MP Conor McGuinn, who says the government has had to cancel bill committees due to take place in parliament tomorrow because "they now don't have enough ministers to attend". That's a definite positive
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Please resign please resign gently caress she’s never going to resign is she
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Apparently he's quoting the bit of the Iliad about going down fighting. He's really not going to resign is he?
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The longer it takes him to resign the more it hurts the party and for longer Keep this shitshow up Boris
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His Divine Shadow posted:Finally got to try vegemite today and I gotta say I think I prefer it over marmite, taste wise it's similar, but different, but oh man the consistency makes it so much nicer to spread out. No more stringy goo! I’m biased as my parents are aussies but I vastly prefer vegemite. With eggs and butter on toast, man that’s the thing. Sorry about your dysfunctional govt UK goons, am traveling in Italy and it’s in the news.
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Keep it up Boris! Stop all your party's lovely legislation passing, I believe in u
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DeadButDelicious posted:When you're even getting dunked on by loving Iceland's Twitter account of all things... drat was hoping it was Iceland the country for a second. The evening is young tho
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Iceland coming out with more impactful tweets than Labour, and using their colours. Double dunk.
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The First Sword of Bravos says: https://twitter.com/miltosyerolemou/status/1544728001593614336?s=20&t=ewZgDrYAPgX7QhiiY0pXiA
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Is he dead yet
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Is he dead yet He's quoting the Iliad and nailing the doors shut.
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Jakabite posted:Please resign please resign Who? Pick yer pertater, you won't be wrong.
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learnincurve posted:Apparently he's quoting the bit of the Iliad about going down fighting. He's really not going to resign is he? Without knowing the exact quote, but knowing BoJo's tendency to quote things without looking at their context, he is probably quoting a Trojan hero. You know, the guys who famously did very well in that whole Trojan war.
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He's not going to resign. https://twitter.com/AnushkaAsthana/status/1544752417757138949
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He's quoting Bophades, they have the same weak spot.
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yung lambic posted:Iceland coming out with more impactful tweets than Labour, and using their colours. Double dunk. Marxism-Icelandism, it's about feeding the revolution with their frozen Greggs boxes delivered to the front using their fridge trucks.
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Really liking him more and more honestly, this is exactly the level of respect I have for the institutions of the british government.
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Still cribbing from the Classics https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/595112367358406656?t=ng8p5bHkhcnhKmlX-NG6oA&s=19
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I'm gonna miss Boris. He didn't do nearly as much evil as he could have because he just wasn't interested in all that PM stuff. He's like the opposite of those anti-natalists. Every day he just wants to spread his seed, he wants that exponential effect where generations from now when our irradiated descendants are huddling in the polar regions, most of them are his distant offspring, like a poundland Genghis Khan. If you asked him in private what he wanted for this country he would smile and say some platitudes, but there is nothing there, he is just some kind of abstraction.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Still cribbing from the Classics This tweet should be hanging in the Tate Modern.
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