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I wake up from my chainsaw-juggling accident and the trauma surgeon says "good news, you've lost a few pounds!" Edit: 120, the number of degrees the chainsaw spun before taking off my arm
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William Bear posted:I'm sorry, do you think the people of the UK are capable of level-grinding on their own? Skills
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OwlFancier posted:clap for level up You see you are going wrong putting all your level points into inflation.
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Goddamntwisto's still silent and I distinctly remember him saying a while back that whenever he has a little holiday from the internet something wild happens in politics. Maybe *gestures at everything* this is the result of his extended absence? 
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Full list of all the resignations so far (42 as at 22:32 this evening). https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/20259951.listed-tory-mps-resigned-far/ It's the best list I've seen. If you refresh it occasionally and scroll to the bottom you'll see the latest additions.
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Goddamntwisto's still silent and I distinctly remember him saying a while back that whenever he has a little holiday from the internet something wild happens in politics. Maybe *gestures at everything* this is the result of his extended absence? Are you saying he predicted the future with logic or that him leaving us is some kind of prophecied action that brings doom
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Folks we should slim down the government and institute conscription. Then we can revitalize the middle class with a comprehensive education to make up for our comprehensive education.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Are you saying he predicted the future with logic or that him leaving us is some kind of prophecied action that brings doom Could go either way really. (I do hope he comes back though, I enjoy his posts)
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Jul 6, 2022 22:37
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RIP to Gove, he was a real one or something.
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PowerBeard posted:RIP to Gove, he was a real one or something. a real Old One
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Lmao, are they planning to make this an all nighter?
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Gove was just loving constantly sniffed off it, totally rat-arsed, just having a good time, worried that if the gravy train ends he might not be able to afford his coked up lifestyle any more. Much more respectable than most Tories.
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I didn't know wales had a secretary of state Well, did have
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I’m tired and want to sleep but I don’t want to miss a ‘Portillo-moment’-level-event
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Gove was just loving constantly sniffed off it, totally rat-arsed, just having a good time, worried that if the gravy train ends he might not be able to afford his coked up lifestyle any more. Much more respectable than most Tories. Lol at the idea that Michael won't get several comfy and well paying directorships the second he stops being an MP
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Boris will institute order 66 and call a GE after sacking every Tory MP and elect the most British fash that solely get in due to being with Boris and also having Tory in their election description. Then finally, 1000 years of Johnsons Rule.
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Jul 6, 2022 22:48
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Diorama posted:I’m tired and want to sleep but I don’t want to miss a ‘Portillo-moment’-level-event How many are left? I'm still up for another hour or so.
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Lol that the entire system for removing a PM is getting together at their house and asking really nicely if they'd quit. Boris says "...nah" and they're out of ideas.
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Peter Bone has escaped from his crypt and is telling Newsnight that tomorrow could be curtains for Keir Starmer! Watch out!
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If Johnson holds out for two more days, he’ll have been Prime Minister for longer than Neville Chamberlain. I can well imagine that sort of thing is important to the useless sack of cum.
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forkboy84 posted:Lol at the idea that Michael won't get several comfy and well paying directorships the second he stops being an MP 
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Jul 6, 2022 22:53
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Trying to gently caress his sister while twatted and stumbling around the house yelling 'say hello to my little friend' sounds more like Boris.
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Matinee posted:If Johnson holds out for two more days, he’ll have been Prime Minister for longer than Neville Chamberlain. For someone named pfeiffel it's important. This guy may play an idiot on TV but he is very into legacy and all that poo poo
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One of the resignations was because Boris blamed the people in the bar for letting Pincher get drunk, and that includes the men he assaulted.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I mean Hahaha this one is criminally underused, it's so good mobby_6kl posted:What the hell is that thing on the left? I don't think I've ever seen this smiley used anywhere before It's some kind of animal from Final Fantasy 14 I think. The smiley came from the "lol at Blizzard" thread which is now in CCCC (Blizzard make World of Warcraft, both are pretty bad, FFXIV is apparently good or I dunno) Shame there's no worthwhile competitor for Tories or Johnson 
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I don't know if this is funnier than a resignation - when your attorney general, the person in the executive to oversee the judicial, is going on TV saying you need to gently caress off. https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1544803813068099590
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Matinee posted:How many positions are there actually to resign from in the current government? 69
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i think boris' line is now fully above theresa's when this graph is updated (with the secretary of state for wales and the health minister guy) https://twitter.com/timd_IFG/status/1544701752506720256 not that this graph is the most important thing here but it is funny
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Matinee posted:How many positions are there actually to resign from in the current government? a few. though most of the people resigning have been parliamentary private secretaries of which there are also a bunch.
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quote:In the wake of Michael Gove’s sacking, Boris Johnson’s allies reportedly described him as a “snake”. it's Michael Gove you fuckheads, you knew what you were getting yourselves into, everyone has been describing him as a snake for years
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MaoistBanker posted:Has anyone considered simply changing the locks to No 10? Cask of Amontillado or bust.
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Lid posted:it's Michael Gove you fuckheads, you knew what you were getting yourselves into, everyone has been describing him as a snake for years they thought people just meant physically
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