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sharknado slashfic)
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The Saucer Hovers posted:this means your starseed is in the nasal cavity me, later today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSiFXhrxE3Y
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Jul 6, 2022 19:28
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goochtit posted:Looks like someone blew up one of the guidestones
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Jul 6, 2022 19:29
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100% sure a Neanderthal wrote those stones
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Jul 6, 2022 19:30
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Azathoth posted:I'd definitely like to ask them what the gently caress is up with bright light causing me to sneeze. Seems like someone was asleep at the switch on that one. it's not light that made you sneeze it was the alien probing ur brain over the course of 0.0000069 seconds (from their perspective it was more like a few hours, and they also gave u the whole body probe treatment) :smugradar:
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Jul 6, 2022 19:30
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Azathoth posted:me, later today: sorry, it's astrally implanted. you're gonna have to stick your nose into a portal on skinwalker ranch or some poo poo
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Jul 6, 2022 19:31
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Inspector Hound posted:Can barely swim and can't breathe underwater on a planet that's 2/3 ocean climbing out of the ocean was the smartest thing we ever did, i aint going back
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Jul 6, 2022 19:32
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Riot Bimbo posted:i am always unsure what's on purpose and what's a clusterfuck so i try not to get overly specific about the how but hey maybe idk ya it’s 100% on-brand for those rich oligarch fucks to just let various plagues and disasters run rampant to ‘cull the herd’, rather than doing anything positive to address climate change. much cheaper, plus they can rake in massive profits from all the suffering is it some sinister plan? nah feckless tinkering and a lab leak seems more likely. do they give a gently caress if there’s another pandemic lowering the population? nah it’s a win-win
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Jul 6, 2022 19:32
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'feckless tinkering' is such a good phrase to encapsulate my opinion on all that poo poo radar is the only one i trust to play god 
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Jul 6, 2022 19:34
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skinwalker = animal man skinwalker ranch = strange portals (holes), cloud rings the goat man = animal man with strange hole, a ring 
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Jul 6, 2022 19:34
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Jazerus posted:sorry, it's astrally implanted. you're gonna have to stick your nose into a portal on skinwalker ranch or some poo poo gonna write a magical realist novel about someone's nose becoming a Skinwalker Ranch portal
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Jul 6, 2022 19:35
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The Saucer Hovers posted:this means your starseed is in the nasal cavity The Saucer Hovers posted:this means your starseed is located in your eyebrow When I touch my pee pee it throws up
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Jul 6, 2022 19:35
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Azathoth posted:gonna write a magical realist novel about someone's nose becoming a Skinwalker Ranch portal being john malkovich's nostril
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Jul 6, 2022 19:36
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We must provide additional funding for black mesa research facility
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Jul 6, 2022 19:37
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Inspector Hound posted:We must provide additional funding for black lung mesa research facility done!  
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Jul 6, 2022 19:42
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D-Pad posted:Debrief has an article up which has some interesting info:  I followed the link to the podcast and the document ends with (at 1:35:44) "You are greatly loved, mankind. Once we saw through the glass darkly but soon we shall see face to face. Do not fear, we are with you through the coming changes." but also: Jazerus posted:whoever guarded our evolution did a lovely job of it
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Jul 6, 2022 19:46
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Delta-Wye posted:'feckless tinkering' is such a good phrase to encapsulate my opinion on all that poo poo drat straight. radar is a patient scientist, he plays the long game
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Jul 6, 2022 19:47
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endocriminologist posted:100% sure a Neanderthal wrote those stones Absolute lies!
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Jul 6, 2022 19:52
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Delta-Wye posted:radar is the only one i trust to play god Blaise Pascal, huh? I also love radar and trust radar.
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Jul 6, 2022 19:56
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Radar I demand you explain yawning
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Jul 6, 2022 21:22
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well I'm convinced https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1544773175560572928?s=20&t=6cV8SDuz6pnhLFUw81kHxA
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Jul 6, 2022 21:44
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Delta-Wye posted:i aint going back 
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Jul 6, 2022 21:48
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https://i.imgur.com/A8JZm6l.mp4
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Jul 6, 2022 21:51
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edit: i am dumb why didnt they put that drat bucket in the center??
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Jul 6, 2022 22:05
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Azathoth posted:I'd definitely like to ask them what the gently caress is up with bright light causing me to sneeze. Seems like someone was asleep at the switch on that one. Riot Bimbo posted:i also have photic sneeze reflex and it sucks always kinda wondered how common this really is fuckin annoying
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Jul 6, 2022 22:39
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Wheeee posted:always kinda wondered how common this really is I get it too from time to time
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Jul 6, 2022 22:48
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Lol like why
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Jul 6, 2022 22:59
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Wheeee posted:always kinda wondered how common this really is The photic reflex You also automatically do a bunch of crazy stuff when you dive into water
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Jul 6, 2022 23:00
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Wheeee posted:always kinda wondered how common this really is I have this too. It is annoying.
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Jul 6, 2022 23:08
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Inspector Hound posted:Lol like why All four stones are down now... don't forget there was supposedly (might be) a time capsule somewhere on the grounds. Wonder who blew up the stone and who authorized the demolition? For safety reasons of course.
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Jul 6, 2022 23:14
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Wheeee posted:always kinda wondered how common this really is roughly 10% of the population worldwide
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Jul 6, 2022 23:28
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Inspector Hound posted:Lol like why klan kuntry only has room for their brand of occult esotericism. i cant believe it took this long
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Jul 6, 2022 23:45
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Inspector Hound posted:Lol like why Apparently while hiding his identity, the white nationalist behind them made some allusions to Rosicrucianism and the thing looks like Stonehenge so it is 100% satanic.
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Jul 6, 2022 23:49
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I for one welcome exploding rocks.
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Jul 7, 2022 00:00
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https://twitter.com/GBI_GA/status/1544808935907024898
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Jul 7, 2022 00:22
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Fr'odo. “Ayyy,” said Gandalf, “lmao”
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Jul 7, 2022 00:57
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rest in piss
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Jul 7, 2022 00:58
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Congratulations Georgia on ruining the one interesting thing in your state
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Jul 7, 2022 01:43
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So I doubt any of you remember this post but the press finally got ahold of the story. D-Pad posted:gently caress. Somebody I am very close to personally knows Grimes and Elon and has an extremely hosed up story that I really want to post but I can't because it involves a major HIPAA violation and a very very small amount of people know and this person could easily lose their job if it was traced back to them through me. I keep expecting it to come out in the press but let's just say the circumstances of their breakup is hosed and Elon is a raging narcissist and way worse than the stories that are in the public. https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-reportedly-welcomed-twins-in-november-with-neuralink-executive-shivon-zilis?ref=home Musk had twins with an employee while he was still with Grimes. There are a few more things that happened that make this a lot more hosed up but since they aren't in the article I can't say yet.
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Jul 7, 2022 03:18
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I thought of your post the second I saw the headline and was wondering.
JNCO BILOBA has issued a correction as of 08:36 on Jul 7, 2022 |
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Jul 7, 2022 07:48
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D-Pad posted:So I doubt any of you remember this post but the press finally got ahold of the story. ive thought about that post every once in a while, thanks for the (un?)blind
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Jul 7, 2022 07:56
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