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Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Lid posted:

I don't know if this is funnier than a resignation - when your attorney general, the person in the executive to oversee the judicial, is going on TV saying you need to gently caress off.

https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1544803813068099590

She also wants to run for leader….does she not have any good friends?

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Lid posted:

I don't know if this is funnier than a resignation - when your attorney general, the person in the executive to oversee the judicial, is going on TV saying you need to gently caress off.

https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1544803813068099590

The actual funny part is she's insisting she won't resign despite starting a leadership campaign for a job that her boss has. Rules

Braverman is Dorries levels of imbecile

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Starting to think this isn’t going end very well
https://twitter.com/BBCHelena/status/1544799194032087040

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

jaete posted:

Hahaha this one is criminally underused, it's so good

It's some kind of animal from Final Fantasy 14 I think. The smiley came from the "lol at Blizzard" thread which is now in CCCC (Blizzard make World of Warcraft, both are pretty bad, FFXIV is apparently good or I dunno)

Shame there's no worthwhile competitor for Tories or Johnson :smith:
Thanks! No idea what a goblin is, or what animals are in FF, and if a boglin is one of them though :)



forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Can't spell poo poo without it, the Liberal promise

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Apraxin posted:

Starting to think this isn’t going end very well
https://twitter.com/BBCHelena/status/1544799194032087040

So a Caesar reference?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

jaete posted:

Hahaha this one is criminally underused, it's so good

It's some kind of animal from Final Fantasy 14 I think. The smiley came from the "lol at Blizzard" thread which is now in CCCC (Blizzard make World of Warcraft, both are pretty bad, FFXIV is apparently good or I dunno)

Shame there's no worthwhile competitor for Tories or Johnson :smith:

ffxiv is good!

also it's this (I think - there's like a billion variations of every enemy)

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/File:Manzasiri.png

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lid posted:

it's Michael Gove you fuckheads, you knew what you were getting yourselves into, everyone has been describing him as a snake for years
A scorpion and a scorpion meet each other on the banks of a stream. The scorpion is on its way to the other side of the bank and but the waters are too treacherous for it to cross.

So the scorpion politely asks the scorpion to help carry it across the water. The scorpion lies and tells the scorpion he is an excellent swimmer with wide back that can easily carry him across.

The two scorpions sting one another to death and no progress is made.

There's no moral and nobody learns anything.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1544805500474343425

how do you find someone who actually likes Michael Gove and is willing to say so in public, with cameras and recordings as well

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

i agree, socialism is the future

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/MrJonDePlume/status/1544771621566746627?s=20

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1544805500474343425

how do you find someone who actually likes Michael Gove and is willing to say so in public, with cameras and recordings as well

From how everything is going this might be a completely accurate statement.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/patrickharvie/status/1544810918835535872?t=YDbosIKxzbV2eo5pt4deqA&s=19

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Nelson Mandingo posted:

From how everything is going this might be a completely accurate statement.

A decent wedge of Boris' appointments are absolute boobs, complete idiots who would normally have no hope of appointment otherwise. Its one of the ways to ensure loyalty

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


It's always projection, always.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Apraxin posted:

Starting to think this isn’t going end very well
https://twitter.com/BBCHelena/status/1544799194032087040

Don't threaten me with a good time, I'll go beyond the Muta Scale on that bloated pig.

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/tomhourigan/status/1544810671191228416?s=21&t=B0kgTo7Zvs1ii08793hgQQ

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
46 tory scum, out on their bum.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Absolute scenes today.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Has the mad lad done it yet

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
The Content Mines hit a rich seam today, great stuff.

Gove gone, free now to pursue his hobby of being a chocoholic, except for alcohol and drugs.

Also best (by "best" I mean "worst") new smiley: :america:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Gove is going to release a tape of Boris doing some sick poo poo.
Just you wait.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Over the moon that he's hanging on, best possible outcome both for content and lack of new Tory legislation

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

happyhippy posted:

Gove is going to release a tape of Boris doing some sick poo poo.
Just you wait.

Unfortunately Gove's version of sick poo poo is like patting a puppy on the head and telling the puppy how good it's been, or having a nice time with friends at a park or something, so the devastating tape release will just leave most in the media confused.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Illegal settler in the Sinai desert eh?



Someone call the embassy, we've got another politician being wildly antisemitic over here!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Has Boris declared for the Cavaliers yet?

Is the English Civil War back on?

Did they dig up Cromwell again to yell at him and hang again?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

TulliusCicero posted:

Has Boris declared for the Cavaliers yet?

Is the English Civil War back on?

Did they dig up Cromwell again to yell at him and hang again?

I just checked and yes to one of those, but news sources are a bit unclear on which one.

So hedge your bets I guess? :shrug:

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Illegal settler in the Sinai desert eh?



Someone call the embassy, we've got another politician being wildly antisemitic over here!

The absolutely staggering irony of that article actually gets worse. Holy poo poo.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

TulliusCicero posted:

Has Boris declared for the Cavaliers yet?

Is the English Civil War back on?

Did they dig up Cromwell again to yell at him and hang again?

Keir "Cromwell" starmer he's going to bore them into submission and probably kill Michael gove by reading das kapital in the most monotone voice possible.

-

So how are we doing in the bunker? It has Boris Johnson married all of his mistresses and has Jacob moggs getting the cyanide capsules ready?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

So how are we doing in the bunker? It has Boris Johnson married all of his mistresses and has Jacob moggs getting the cyanide capsules ready?

Last we heard he told Moggs to give the Cyanide capsules out, then when Mogg was done he tried to find Boris, an all anyone could find was an open back door blowing in the wind.

This is why country estates make terrible last stand fortified bunkers.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

dr_rat posted:

Last we heard he told Moggs to give the Cyanide capsules out, then when Mogg was done he tried to find Boris, an all anyone could find was an open back door blowing in the wind.

This is why country estates make terrible last stand fortified bunkers.

Well yes we've all seen him replying to questions about his scandals before.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Daily Mail are back on his side. Didn’t take long

Mesopotamia
Apr 12, 2010

For some reason I had this song in my dream last night and woke up with it in my head. Please, no more, Ashcroft's face is one of the most offensive things on this planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phjpfKthabM&t=42s

"Number 1....don't you ever dare surmise the contents of my pockets"

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

#BackBoris

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

They hate to see a turkish man winning

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
honestly can't tell if you made those for the bit or if every qanon-lite around the world has their own stock of trump memes with the serial numbers filed off, ready to bust them out as the moment demands

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




PawParole posted:

#BackBoris

no

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smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
#ClapForBoris

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