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big scary monsters posted:How many Real Britons are there? dr_rat posted:"Gove is not included as he was fired and did not resign". 
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fuctifino posted:My prediction is Boris will have a spy inside the 1922 committee text him the names of the new committee members as they are voted in, and all he has to do is remove their whips. They'll no longer be able to take part in the committee on account of no longer being Tories. He should really just remove the whip of every MP that voted against him last time. That'd show 'em!
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Lid posted:https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1544945384384073730?t=-gNBH2LtsHCK_-yWtYBGIw&s=19 Of all the funny things that have happened and will happen, this is the funniest, to me.
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wtf lmao https://twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/status/1544950219657330688?s=20&t=I-qwJzLSkbrmmOA8fgB4fQ
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One weird trick to avoid resigning. Levelling up secretaries HATE this
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peanut- posted:wtf lmao Although this is a close second
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peanut- posted:wtf lmao Lol just lmao
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Whatever the long-term repercussions of all this turn out to be, I'm having great fun at the moment lol
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Lol pls let the Jam Man Sue over that letter
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Lol the new education secretary has just resigned
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This country is extremely normal
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Zelenskiy flying in to support embattled PM in crisis
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*Chancellor of the Exchequer stands up to give his maiden speech* In opening, Mr Speaker, let me just say that the Prime Minister who just appointed me is a piece of poo poo and should immediately kill himself
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Someone mentioned this yesterday but loving hell payroll is gonna be a nightmare. Some poor accountant is running round with a stopwatch and sobbing.
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Lid posted:https://twitter.com/michelledonelan/status/1544952139549708288?t=rpUIpblw4IBcsz_wbBNAmA&s=19 I mean realistically she never even sat down at her desk right?
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come on boris, burn it all down.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I mean realistically she never even sat down at her desk right? Reality is she was the last minister in his government. There are none left. It's him. He's the prime minister among zero ministers.
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Nothing in the parliament rulebook that says a dog can't be chancellor
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peanut- posted:wtf lmao My favourite thing about this is how he’s used stationery with the HM Treasury header for the letter
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Lid posted:Reality is she was the last minister in his government. Incorrect. https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1544394214208946176
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We can now call minister resignation watch because there are no ministers left to resign. Boris needs to appoint some more so they can resign in turn.
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Noxville posted:My favourite thing about this is how he’s used stationery with the HM Treasury header for the letter He's not resigned lol
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I mean realistically she never even sat down at her desk right? She was already at the department
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when alexander de pheffel saw the state of his cabinet he wept for there were no more ministers to fire.
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Lid posted:Reality is she was the last minister in his government. Well he's just The Minister then
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As a mainland European UK politics always seemed a bit surreal but this time its just a straight up absurd comedy. Gove getting sacked  quote:If the government loses a confidence vote, the situation is similar to that of an election in which no one party wins a majority. There are a lot of "should"s in that sentence. So there are no actual laws about it and even if Boris loses a confidence vote he is not forced to do anything about it? UK parliamentary rules are wild.
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Lid posted:Reality is she was the last minister in his government. How dare you forget Nadine, the Joseph Goebbels in the Führer Bunker to Boris's Hitler?
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Aipsh posted:Lol pls let the Jam Man Sue over that letter Yeah, aside from how weird a thing it is for him to mention in his letter of not resignation, can you actually say things like this and not expect to get sued?
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Groen posted:As a mainland European UK politics always seemed a bit surreal but this time its just a straight up absurd comedy. Unwritten rules, customs & norms. Just ignore that poo poo & they can do loving nothing to you lol
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Booooooo https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1544955744101044225?s=20
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hogs out for boris, a sombre farewell incoming https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1544955744101044225
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