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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Fetterman is going to get elected and then spend all his time in Israel knocking rockets out of the sky so he doesn't have to vote

Everytime you say we should primary him from the left a lib will tell you we need our tallest Democrat to help reach ice cream from the high shelf.

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I will write in John Fetterman for CA governor this fall. He's got my vote!

Baykin
Feb 11, 2008
god i love voting even though its never made anything at all better in my entire life. it makes me feel so fuckin good. im so much better than all those losers that dont vote.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

counterpoint: the dems will gently caress him over endlessly and in all sorts of petty ways even though he’s 99.9% regular lib because he’ll have committed the greatest crime: winning a leans R election as a dem without going hard right. see: Katie porter

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Fetterman's girth is the new Iron Dome

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/status/1544341705528426496

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

is he ever gonna make it out of cardiac rehab

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Someone in this very thread says they saw him walking around in public not too long ago.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Someone in this very thread says they saw him walking around in public not too long ago.

I have it on good authority that he's working hard in his physical rehab - lifting weights, walking (soon to be running). No doubt he will be back on his feet, chasing down and threatening to kill black joggers very soon.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

stroking hard, thank you!

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

I have it on good authority that he's working hard in his physical rehab - lifting weights, walking (soon to be running). No doubt he will be back on his feet, chasing down and threatening to kill black joggers very soon.
I still laugh that the jogger endorsed Fetterman.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I still laugh that the jogger endorsed Fetterman.

What politician isn't trying to kill ya

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Also I don't really like Fetterman but I believe him that he would pull a gun on anyone and it had nothing to do with race. The dude was covered head to toe for cold weather.

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
The internet is going to be hilarious when fetterman loses to dr oz

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

MLSM posted:

The internet is going to be hilarious when fetterman loses to dr oz

hes going to run out of money filling up his gas guzzling Dodge Ram

https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1544387818579009538

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I still laugh that the jogger endorsed Fetterman.

Well, if you’re incarcerated and hoping to be paroled, you’d be stupid not to endorse the Lt Gov who chairs the Parole Board

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

mawarannahr posted:

hes going to run out of money filling up his gas guzzling Dodge Ram

https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1544387818579009538

drat he looks like he's lost a lot of fuckin weight in this. i recall him being a far larger chungus not long ago

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Wamsutta posted:

drat he looks like he's lost a lot of fuckin weight in this. i recall him being a far larger chungus not long ago

he lost like 100 pounds between when his doc said "lose weight or die" and when he almost died

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

goes to show you what doctors know

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


It's pretty funny that he lives in a cavernous warehouse for some reason.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Nichael posted:

It's pretty funny that he lives in a cavernous warehouse for some reason.

I imagine a pole barn house was the cheapest way to build a house that he could fit in comfortably.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

mawarannahr posted:

hes going to run out of money filling up his gas guzzling Dodge Ram

https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1544387818579009538

loving bacon. the price of bacon has gone through the roof, more noticeable then anything else...i don't even like it all that much but ill do eggs and bacon for breakfast a couple times a month

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I haven't had eggs and bacon in over two years. Help me Jon

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
even senate candidates are having to choose between fuel and food, you hate to see it

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

mawarannahr posted:

hes going to run out of money filling up his gas guzzling Dodge Ram

https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1544387818579009538

this dying man who lives in a shed might go all the way

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Delta-Wye posted:

even senate candidates are having to choose between fuel and food, you hate to see it

This child of an insurance firm partner with an MBA and master's from Harvard with a $160k a year job is just like me, because he's being bitten by "pain at the pump".

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I bought a hybrid a few years ago that gets like 40 mpg now I get to be a smug motherfucker about it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

This child of an insurance firm partner with an MBA and master's from Harvard with a $160k a year job is just like me, because he's being bitten by "pain at the pump".

also he drives a Dodge Ram, which is an eminently practical choice for a city-dwelling politico

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it's more relatable that he is dying of a preventable health condition. he's my large dying president.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

loving bacon. the price of bacon has gone through the roof, more noticeable then anything else...i don't even like it all that much but ill do eggs and bacon for breakfast a couple times a month

the good amish turkey bacon is cheaper now

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
he can "RAM" his fake sob stories up his mother's rear end!!! :D

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Filthy Hans posted:

also he drives a Dodge Ram, which is an eminently practical choice for a city-dwelling politico

tbf I’m not sure a lesser vehicle can bear his load

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

fetterman on a vespa is what pennamites desperately need in these trying time

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

the good amish turkey bacon is cheaper now

turkey bacon....is gross

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

turkey bacon....is gross

come to redding terminal market saturday morning for an asskicking

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

The Nastier Nate posted:

turkey bacon....is gross

have you tried Dr Oz’s recipe? he knows a lot about food and turkey.

https://www.drozshow.com/recipe/regimen-turkey-bacon-chips

quote:


In 60 seconds, plus however long it takes you to shovel these turkey-bacon delights into your mouth, you can recharge your body for a few hours

Ingredients: 4 slices turkey bacon

1. Place 4 slices of turkey bacon on a paper towel.
2. Microwave on high for 1 minute, or until the turkey bacon is extra crisp.
3. Pull apart into even pieces.

Tip: For extra protein, serve with salsa or black beans.

Bon appeturkey!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

come to redding terminal market saturday morning for an asskicking

rtm is my favorite place in the city but i live in the boring rear end suburbs surrounded by Applebee's and like 5 Paneras near me

if i lived in the city i'd probably be like 50 pounds heavier from stuffing my face there every day

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


last time I was in Philly in 2019 I wandered around reading terminal market all day, it owned

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mawarannahr posted:

have you tried Dr Oz’s recipe? he knows a lot about food and turkey.

https://www.drozshow.com/recipe/regimen-turkey-bacon-chips

Bon appeturkey!

quote:

Tip: For extra protein, serve with salsa

what the gently caress

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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
wtf is up with his forehead

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