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according to the caption this eagle spotted a rotting fish and just had to have it you don't get more #swamplife than that
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Jul 7, 2022 04:08
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Thinking of that "let's all go to the movies" cartoon but singing " let's all go to the swaa-aamp"
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Jul 7, 2022 05:34
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I think "let's all go to the swamp rear end" has a better ring to it
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Jul 7, 2022 05:38
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oh gently caress the secret to living 200 years is a shell this article better end with some info about a cream or something I can rub on my body to form a shell  goddamn it 
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Jul 7, 2022 05:44
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TIP posted:oh gently caress the secret to living 200 years is a shell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negligible_senescence I didn't read it but I think Iread something about it years ago. It might seem cool to not die of old age but then you have to wait for disease or cancer to kill you. Not cool.
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Jul 7, 2022 06:53
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got a good laugh out of the bracketed "which?" in this part of the article "There are also organisms[which?] that exhibit negative senescence, whereby mortality chronologically decreases as the organism ages, for all or part of the life cycle, in disagreement with the Gompertz–Makeham law of mortality[4] (see also Late-life mortality deceleration)." surprised they left it in, seems like if you're gonna claim there are animals that slowly turn immortal you better cite your sources I can imagine scenarios in which an organism might be less likely to die the longer that it lives, but it would be cool to hear a real one
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Jul 7, 2022 07:57
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Valko posted:It might seem cool to not die of old age but then you have to wait for disease or cancer to kill you. Not cool. after 200 years you probably aren't that bent out of shape at the thought of dying also the odds of cancer and disease being cured by then are pretty good I figure if there's no end to life that just means you can get your fill and then pick your exit which is why I've murdered a tortoise and I'm now living in its shell
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Jul 7, 2022 08:02
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almost forgot my last 30 squats DONE
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Jul 7, 2022 08:19
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good morning 5KPT  i only slept for 4hrs last night, someone come inject Monster into my veeeiiiiiins before i drive for a couple hundred miles
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Jul 7, 2022 10:00
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Ruby Gloom posted:good morning 5KPT Good morning  It's 11 here and I just woke up; time to go to work and see if they buy it if I act like this is normal and expected.
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Jul 7, 2022 10:05
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Computer viking posted:Good morning pretend like you're always there and make up completely fake situations "remember, that day a dog ran in the building? and the other time when we saw that weird bird?" keep it vague enough that it seems plausible also what a hilarious way to wake up - boris johnson is resigning as head of the party but staying as PM until .... something?
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Jul 7, 2022 10:14
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Ruby Gloom posted:pretend like you're always there and make up completely fake situations "remember, that day a dog ran in the building? and the other time when we saw that weird bird?" Ha, they know me far too well for that to fly, I think. On the upside the few people left at work really don't care. And yeah, I saw - though it is weird to me how this, out of all his scandals, was the one to take him down. I get the feeling people were just waiting for an excuse? Bit late, and yes he may continue as caretaker, but at least he didn't get to finish a term as PM. 
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Jul 7, 2022 10:59
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IT IS TOO drat HOT TODAY
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Jul 7, 2022 12:14
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I am going to airport.
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Jul 7, 2022 14:26
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Ruby Gloom posted:IT IS TOO drat HOT TODAY Counterpoint: it is not hot enough today.
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Jul 7, 2022 14:32
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Meme Poker Party posted:I am going to airport. Make sure you carry all your liquids in clear 3.5oz bottles.
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Jul 7, 2022 14:33
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I can't get over the fact that living inside your own protective suit of armor means that you tend to live longer. This is really something
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Jul 7, 2022 14:40
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Ruby Gloom posted:good morning 5KPT ugh, same sleep issue with me too. feel like a dung heap
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Jul 7, 2022 14:44
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Ruby Gloom posted:IT IS TOO drat HOT TODAY drat, ONLY TWO WEEKS UNTIL RETIREMENT
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Jul 7, 2022 14:44
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Literally A Person posted:Make sure you carry all your liquids in clear 3.5oz bottles. I would go even further and recommend you carry all your liquids in your bladder
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Jul 7, 2022 14:45
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Me, arguing with the TSA that my suntan lotion is technically a colloid, which is not addressed by the 3.5 oz travel restrictions.
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Jul 7, 2022 15:05
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 Ya boi bagmo in the bottom right with the megaphone. That's my dude Carlos behind me telling the ref to get hosed
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Jul 7, 2022 15:09
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Capo'ing is a lot of fun but holy poo poo my voice is REKT
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Jul 7, 2022 15:11
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Me, arguing with the TSA that my suntan lotion is technically a colloid, which is not addressed by the 3.5 oz travel restrictions. "I'm sorry, but volume may change based on <rambling explination of thermodymanics, chemical properties>, I prefer to measure fluids by weight and since Federal regulations do not address weights of substances, I therefore may travel with any amount I like."
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Jul 7, 2022 15:11
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free hubcaps posted:i cant wait to quote my past self
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Jul 7, 2022 15:13
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bagmonkey posted:Capo'ing is a lot of fun but holy poo poo my voice is REKT does the megaphone make you sound like like a Mexican roving tamale truck or a NYC subway announcer?
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Jul 7, 2022 15:14
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lol
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Jul 7, 2022 15:14
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:does the megaphone make you sound like like a Mexican roving tamale truck or a NYC subway announcer? NYC Subway announcer I think. I need to keep at it and figure out how to manage my voice better. If you watch the ESPN+ streams for the rest of the year, there's a good chance you'll see me just left of middle field on the supporters side. I'm intending on trying to get capo'ing down by the end of the season
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Jul 7, 2022 15:16
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Airlines: please arrive at airport two hours before your flight. Me: arrives at airport and hour and a half before flight. *ten minutes later* Me: I am now in waiting at the gate with an hour twenty left until my flight.
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Jul 7, 2022 15:22
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Meme Poker Party posted:Airlines: please arrive at airport two hours before your flight. Time to take advantage of a lovely $12 terminal sandwich.  Yum
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Jul 7, 2022 15:25
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Literally A Person posted:Time to take advantage of a lovely $12 terminal sandwich. I think I’m gonna get a McMuffin from the McD’s that’s right here.
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Jul 7, 2022 15:26
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Meme Poker Party posted:I think I’m gonna get a McMuffin from the McD’s that’s right here. Illegal maneuver. The TSA will now confiscate your left shoe.
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Jul 7, 2022 15:31
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Meme Poker Party posted:I think I’m gonna get a McMuffin from the McD’s that’s right here. Airport McDonalds is always the best McDonalds
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Jul 7, 2022 15:31
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Meme Poker Party posted:I think I’m gonna get a McMuffin from the McD’s that’s right here. Can you do me a solid? can you check out what selection of suggested reading they have at one of the news stands/variety shops? Ooo! also see if they have taquis and what flavors TIA
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Jul 7, 2022 15:34
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wanted to give a general shout out to the 5kpt, lots of good posting going on, almost as though posters are witty and intelligent  jk about the
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Jul 7, 2022 15:51
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Brittney Griner pleaded guilty in Russian court to drug charges which could lead to up to 10 years in prison for an outspoken WNBA player and married lesbian in the russian prison system at a time of immense political turmoil and folks, I gotta tell ya, while I cannot stress how goddamn stupid she was to BRING DRUGS INTO RUSSIA, I also think that maybe she's not getting the best possible legal advice.
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Jul 7, 2022 15:51
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Big Beef City posted:Brittney Griner pleaded guilty in Russian court to drug charges which could lead to up to 10 years in prison for an outspoken WNBA player and married lesbian in the russian prison system at a time of immense political turmoil and folks, I gotta tell ya, while I cannot stress how goddamn stupid she was to BRING DRUGS INTO RUSSIA, I also think that maybe she's not getting the best possible legal advice. You know, this part really confuses me. I'm a daily pot user and I loving love mary jane, but if I was going anywhere abroad, I am not bringing that fuckin' hassle with me. I have heard stories about Asian countries that lock people up for 30+ years for trafficking, poo poo like that. I would never, ever take that chance man. I'd actively work to prevent that chance from happening!
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Jul 7, 2022 15:53
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bagmonkey posted:You know, this part really confuses me. I'm a daily pot user and I loving love mary jane, but if I was going anywhere abroad, I am not bringing that fuckin' hassle with me. I have heard stories about Asian countries that lock people up for 30+ years for trafficking, poo poo like that. I would never, ever take that chance man. I'd actively work to prevent that chance from happening! From what little I've read on it, and so I don't want to overly judge her, but, ok I'm gonna... She had brought THC into the country but 'didn't mean to' and thus expected to be forgiven? Like, this is an actual quote: "I'd like to plead guilty, your honour. But there was no intent. I didn't want to break the law" Well see the thing is you loving did, kinda, in as much as you broke a very specific law and were very stupid about how you did it and got caught doing it for being as dumb as you are. And I'm not saying Russia doesn't have putative laws re: weed or that this is excessive and a show-court, because clearly it is. But good god drat, how dumb are you to be the one getting caught for this?
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Jul 7, 2022 16:05
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Meme Poker Party posted:Airlines: please arrive at airport two hours before your flight. I'm an airport Chili's man
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Jul 7, 2022 16:18
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Meme Poker Party posted:I think I’m gonna get a McMuffin from the McD’s that’s right here. He burgin’
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Jul 7, 2022 16:23
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