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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Really focusing on trying to attack the man and not what he stood for.

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Tigey
Apr 6, 2015


Getting some Charles I personal rule era vibes here

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Matinee posted:

Sorry... what?

Was this something that his handlers specified beforehand? Would he just go full pig-at-the-trough mode?

:psyduck:
Probably just a more polite way of saying "he'll feel compelled to eat it and then maybe someone will use that poison him" tbh. That or Ed Milliband's demise was still fresh in people's memories at the time.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

hemale in pain posted:

hi guys, how many conservatives have been fired for sex crimes recently? isn't it like 4

Not (nor ever) nearly enough.

Tesseraction posted:

Really focusing on trying to attack the man and not what he stood for.

It's the decorum shite all over again - they were perfectly happy and agreeable for what he (and they) stand for.
And now they want a managerial style murderer, rather than one who occasionaly dons the motley while doing the murdering.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Jul 7, 2022

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I get loads of WhatsApp messages from all the MPs and they're all saying I'm cool and they want me to come to their birthday party

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah that was in Nadhim Zahawi (sp?) libellous letter earlier, apparently they're going for libel AND slander

Didn't the BoD and the two leading Jewish papers label him anti-semitic?

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


You shouldn't post here till your 18

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

notaspy posted:

Didn't the BoD and the two leading Jewish papers label him anti-semitic?

I think the general understanding is that it's cool and good to baselessly smear someone as a dangerous terrorist bigot, once you know that theyre a mild-mannered grandad who'd rather be on his allotment than trying to fight the smears because he knows it's pointless

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

notaspy posted:

Didn't the BoD and the two leading Jewish papers label him anti-semitic?

They were careful about their wording to tie him to more obviously anti-Semitic people and used guilt by association.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1545032634639720448

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ah Dominic raab. An even more sunken eyed shallow gently caress than Johnson

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Has anyone nominated Cummings for PM yet?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShehabKhan/status/1544945576579661830

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Cameron lost his job because he's a thick spineless oval office, he didn't need any help

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Every time I see this man I see Will from the Inbetweeners and his posts scan perfectly and I just can't take him seriously at all

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1545023386446925829

https://twitter.com/sht33v/status/1545066497084690435

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jul 7, 2022

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

I’m going to enjoy watching the tone of the breaking news articles change as they move away from breathless “BORIS RESIGNS” to what actually happened, which was “Boris promises to resign”

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Frankie Boyle getting called out by Abi Wilkinson, denying the claim he's a fairweather radical and now 90% of the replies are this:

https://twitter.com/snurre/status/1545048175278379010

Abi is great, she often takes a break from twitter which I understand entirely but I also wish she was around more often because she's one of the few journos that gets it.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jul/07/boris-johnson-latest-resignations-today-conservatives-uk-politics-live#top-of-blog posted:

Bloomberg’s Joe Mayes reports that an officer on the 1922 executive has said they want the field of candidates whittled down to two by 21 July, when parliament goes on recess, and a new leader chosen by September.

If true, unfortunately that's only less then two weeks with a full field. Hopefully it's at least bloody and back stabby.

Still hard to believe they are actually willing to wait till September though. I guess they don't see that they have another choice.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

StarkingBarfish posted:

Frankie Boyle getting called out by Abi Wilkinson, denying the claim he's a fairweather radical and now 90% of the replies are this:

https://twitter.com/snurre/status/1545048175278379010

Abi is great, she often takes a break from twitter which I understand entirely but I also wish she was around more often because she's one of the few journos that gets it.

Yeah I remember she did a great column in 2015 about what to do now the Tories are in complete control and I rather liked it. Ever since then it's been cool seeing her become super popular... until the melts start giving her grief.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
Another golden moment from Steve Bray.

https://twitter.com/snb19692/status/1545071453896409090

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'd like to nominate lizz truss for PM. A snake you can truss.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




I nominate Gove. While he is an evil useless oval office, he seems to at least know the environment is a thing that exists rather than a made up leftie abstraction, and he will have been briefed on it during many boozey coked up meetings. Maybe a tiny bit got through? That tiny particle of hope is all I ask for.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
The fact that Gove seems willing to do things landlords and property developers don't like makes it impossible for him surely

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Labour getting closer and closer to that Democratic Party energy in their missives.

quote:

It’s good news for the country that Boris Johnson has resigned as Prime Minister.

But it should have happened long ago.

He was always unfit for office. He was responsible for lies, scandal and fraud on an industrial scale.

And all those who have been complicit should be utterly ashamed.

We don’t need to change the Tory at the top – we need a proper change of government.

The Tory Party has inflicted chaos upon the country during the worst cost of living crisis in decades.

Help us kick them out of Downing Street by donating today

[Big Red "I'll Chip In!" Link]

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.


That's all well and good but why has he addressed it "Dear eHarmony"?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Has anyone nominated Cummings for PM yet?
From what I understand, PM Cummings have been part of the whole problem.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1545079383660154880?t=3EYgh9kXf5SHrTiM26vs1Q&s=19

Fucksake

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

josh04 posted:

That's all well and good but why has he addressed it "Dear eHarmony"?

You know it's only now I've stared at it for a bit that I realise it's "Dear Chairman"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
But if you go carrying pictures of eHarmony Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



This rules. Absolutely rules. Amazing poo poo. I have come out of the last 24 hours more positive on Boris than I have ever been between this & sacking Gove.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.


Anyone know anything about gambling?

I want 100 quid on she dumps him

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/eton_hogg/status/1545067691110809600

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

StarkingBarfish posted:

Frankie Boyle getting called out by Abi Wilkinson, denying the claim he's a fairweather radical and now 90% of the replies are this:

https://twitter.com/snurre/status/1545048175278379010

I assume this is why he always turns off replies on his tweets these days, loves fishing it out but can’t take it himself. Made a mistake replying though, can’t turn off replies to your replies.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

surely that eton hogg is a parody account

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

poo poo if my company is any measure of that strategy you can get away with that for years

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Diorama posted:

If I were a younger man I would say that that was 'cringe'

rip boris, posted cringe, lost subscriber

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah that was in Nadhim Zahawi (sp?) libellous letter earlier, apparently they're going for libel AND slander

But Johnson did stop a dangerous anti-Semite getting into Number 10. In fact he stopped all the other Tory leadership candidates getting in.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Zero_Grade posted:

From what I understand, PM Cummings have been part of the whole problem.

lol, fair enough

https://twitter.com/BillBailey/status/1544740931118710791

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

jiggerypokery posted:

surely that eton hogg is a parody account

Eton Hog was Boris' school nickname

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