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That's probably just a dead body son. You see when the mob kills someone, they throw the body in the river.
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Son of Dad.. Son of Dad? Yeah, that's my suggestion.. it's sort of a catch-all.
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Jul 7, 2022 21:30
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Stop crying and fight your father!
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Jul 7, 2022 23:06
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Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff, whatever I gotta do.
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Jul 7, 2022 23:14
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Well, he kinda lost his temper, and he was pushing me up against the car. So I went into a karate stance.
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Jul 8, 2022 00:24
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Chili, you're fighting children!?
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Jul 8, 2022 03:07
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You don't need karate, you could just wring his neck!
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Jul 8, 2022 08:48
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You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.
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Jul 11, 2022 20:50
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You left your door open. I know, I like to encourage intruders.
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Jul 11, 2022 21:30
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ˇLA PUERTA ESTA ABIERTA!
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Salsa, seltzer. Hey, excuse me, you got any salsa? No, not selzer, salsa.
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Jul 11, 2022 21:41
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Say it's Saturday night in Spain. They go out dancing. You think they do the flamenco?
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Jul 11, 2022 22:56
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Chili, you don’t understand the conversion rate!
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bravesword posted:Chili, you don’t understand the conversion rate! Let me ask you something. If you and Chili were ever to dance, how do you decide who leads? I mean, do you take turns? Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?
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Jul 11, 2022 23:48
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That is what Mr. Steinbrenner wants. He wants, everyone to twirl around.
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Jul 12, 2022 01:04
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It's their uniforms, they're too tight, they've shrunk! They're running like penguins! Forget this game!
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Jul 12, 2022 01:12
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Oh my god! potee just split his pants! 
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No boxers, no Jockeys. The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
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Jul 12, 2022 16:17
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They're so funny and comfortable with each other, and I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that!
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Jul 12, 2022 16:38
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...the very pants I was returning.
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Unkempt posted:...the very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! JethroMcB, that is interesting posting!
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Jul 12, 2022 23:17
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Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
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Oh look, a man is flying, a man is flying! And then… splat
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Jul 16, 2022 15:14
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I know, swan dives from twenty floors, lands right on to it. What do I have a bulls eye on there? He couldn't move over two feet? Land on the sidewalk. That's city property. What are the chances, what are the odds? He couldn't do it again if his life depended on it
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Jul 16, 2022 16:44
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What am I supposed to tell him? How much there is for him to live for? Why should I lie to him?
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Jul 16, 2022 19:45
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Do you want to shoot some pool tonight?
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Oh, no thanks. It keeps me up.
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Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face
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Wilhelm? My name... is Tanya.
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Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne collies.
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That's my whole afternoon! I was gonna look for sneakers! 
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Now see, this is what the holidays are all about: Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh?
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You’re just going to sit there staring at the back of the seat?
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It's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?
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Bird in a Blender posted:You’re just going to sit there staring at the back of the seat? Yeah that's right
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What's some of the weird stuff from this show? I've been doing a rewatch and other than the obvious stuff like the cafe looking radically different early (and especially in the pilot), kesler in the pilot and newman being voiced by LD (really probably all the LD sightings could count) where he jumps off the roof, the one that sticks out most to me is the voiced theme song in season 3 I think.
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's some of the weird stuff from this show? I've been doing a rewatch and other than the obvious stuff like the cafe looking radically different early (and especially in the pilot), kesler in the pilot and newman being voiced by LD (really probably all the LD sightings could count) where he jumps off the roof, the one that sticks out most to me is the voiced theme song in season 3 I think. Well, that's a weird thing to say. In all seriousness, Jerry's dad was different in season 1, Kramer doesn't appear in two episodes (The Chinese Restaurant and The Pen), George also doesn't appear in The Pen, the only time he isn't in an episode. I'm not sure what else you mean by weird though. I mean the show has weird stuff all the time, like Kramer appearing as a roasted Turkey, or dropping a big ball of oil on someone's head, or trying to pull a marble rye up to the 2nd floor using a fishing line.
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"You're eating too much dairy" Also: Backwards Indian Wedding episode, Bizarro Jerry episode.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Well, that's a weird thing to say. All those are things I consider normal. I've never met anyone called kesler though
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