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*dunnngggg*
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Jul 1, 2022 22:36
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 9, 2024 21:44
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- Karate Bastard
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Ha!
Perfect page snipe
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Jul 1, 2022 22:37
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Less popular Shakespeare plays to perform in the park:
The Incontinent Donkey of Verona
Charles II
A Spare-Tyre Sommer
Julius Seether
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Jul 2, 2022 02:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Incontinentia Buttocks
Incontinentia Buttocks II the revenge
The Further Adventures of Incontinentia Buttocks
The Turd Lord Rises: Has Incontinentia met her match?
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Jul 2, 2022 14:30
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A Comedy of Crying Children Who Need a Nap
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Jul 2, 2022 17:25
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- xcheopis
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A Comedy of Crying Children Who Need a Nap
That sounds more horror story-ish.
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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Jul 2, 2022 17:26
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- RavenousScoot
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preparing for some high stakes napping with 2 scoops of ZZZ Fuel
firing up the oversized RGB glowing soothing lightshow and rainforest sounds/white noise machine right now
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:
code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Jul 3, 2022 02:08
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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From whence did he come, to whither shall he go? oh, cursed be the day i met joseph of the ocular cotton...
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Jul 3, 2022 04:07
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- The Voice of Labor
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the batman (2022)
batman learns that vengeance is bad when a mulatto woman almost takes vengeance on a white man
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Jul 3, 2022 10:08
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Less popular Shakespeare plays to perform in the park:
The Incontinent Donkey of Verona
Charles II
A Spare-Tyre Sommer
Julius Seether
please make the thread
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Jul 3, 2022 18:29
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there he goes, the poor sunuvabitch
i thought this was a catch-22 reference for a second and i was severely disappointed and made angry that my brain still contains this content
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Jul 7, 2022 02:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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For centuries, the sexanoids and the virginoids had lived in peace.
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Jul 7, 2022 17:19
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- google THIS
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For centuries, the sexanoids and the virginoids had lived in peace.
Everything changed when the Chad nation attacked
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Jul 7, 2022 17:49
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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this morning for breakfast i made aebelskivers and my 8 year old asked "are you making those ball pancakes again? I like those, what's their name again? I think Scottish Devils ?"
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Jul 7, 2022 18:12
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- The Voice of Labor
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lobo: infanticide except it's elon musk and his musk bastards
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Jul 8, 2022 06:33
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- Karate Bastard
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Ok so I know roughly what's in the blue pills, but what in god's name are they putting in the red ones?????
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Jul 17, 2022 00:30
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Ok so I know roughly what's in the blue pills, but what in god's name are they putting in the red ones?????
Subtract the blue pills from this song and you got the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxp-KI8uxlw
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Jul 17, 2022 00:41
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- Karate Bastard
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An evil genie has a gun to your head and you must choose quickly, do you either: get redpilled at the republican convention, or get bluepilled at the democratic convention?
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Jul 17, 2022 14:44
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i just keep thinking about the covid virus somehow taking human form, and punching someone, and while getting arrested saying, "what, you didnt think a bunch of us could bunch up and approximate human flesh??? and there are more of us out there. why even now-" and just getting hauled away and a bunch of people watching slip it to the something to worry about later area of their minds and then resume their day
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Jul 18, 2022 23:24
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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i just keep thinking about the covid virus somehow taking human form, and punching someone, and while getting arrested saying, "what, you didnt think a bunch of us could bunch up and approximate human flesh??? and there are more of us out there. why even now-" and just getting hauled away and a bunch of people watching slip it to the something to worry about later area of their minds and then resume their day
I have a similar covid daydream, where the virus particles are the size of beach balls and swarm areas
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Jul 19, 2022 06:18
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- Karate Bastard
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A nu metal song by Sparsanza about people sending unsolicited dick pics called "penis clown".
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Jul 22, 2022
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Jul 22, 2022 13:21
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- Karate Bastard
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I have a similar covid daydream, where the virus particles are the size of beach balls and swarm areas
Mobile flak guns deployed on the coast, antimaskers dying in droves from the mustard gas
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Jul 22, 2022 13:35
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- deep dish peat moss
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Mobile flak guns deployed on the coast, antimaskers dying in droves from the mustard gas
Flaccine
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Jul 22, 2022 19:01
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- Finger Prince
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Username idea: Pariah Carey
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Jul 22, 2022 23:59
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- Harold Fjord
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Trump giving Biden the password to the @POTUS OnlyFans
Username idea: Pariah Carey
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Jul 23, 2022 16:12
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Username idea: Pariah Carey
hamjobs adding this one to the queue
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Jul 23, 2022 18:24
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- Entropic
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patriarchy sucks
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"Cul-de-sac" is French for "rear end of balls".
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Jul 24, 2022 18:06
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- Karate Bastard
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I asked confirmation from a local frenchman who offered a very enthusiastic wheeeee as his only response.
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Jul 25, 2022 16:19
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- The Voice of Labor
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neil diamond humor megathread
the joint that I roll up for a session
the joint that I roll will get me there soon
I got the one love if you got the tokin'
the joint that I roll is big enough for two
that and, like, a crayon drawing of a young neil diamond and his imaginary friend shilo, but shilo is just an explosion of black and anger and hate and threateningly gaping bird beaks
and a 20 page essay on how girl you'll be a woman soon would get you canceled nowadays but the video for it girl is totally o.k.
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Jul 25, 2022 23:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hands Christian Anderson and he's made up of hands.
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Jul 26, 2022 12:41
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A robot called Ass9. Like a play on asinine.
Or maybe the planet is called rear end 9, The 9th planet of the rear end system. A gass giant it turns out.
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Jul 26, 2022 14:29
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shilo is the plot to drop dead fred. that's not a joke, merely a neil diamond miniobservation
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Jul 27, 2022 04:26
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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A robot called Ass9. Like a play on asinine.
Or maybe the planet is called rear end 9, The 9th planet of the rear end system. A gass giant it turns out.
Have it be the sequel to Cat's Cradle, and any other robot that touches Ass9 turns into a butt.
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Jul 27, 2022 05:19
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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a dude makes a wish on a monkey's paw, only for the middle finger to extend.
moments later, poo poo really goes south.
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Jul 27, 2022 07:52
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- Yinlock
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Baby Seal Is Extremely Rude To It's Rescuers
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Jul 27, 2022 07:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I think including "It's a Kind of Magic" by Queen in the soundtrack to David Lynch's epic film Dune was a risk that really paid off.
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Jul 27, 2022 14:48
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- The Voice of Labor
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traveling back in time to all possible pasts in all possible worlds to ensure that the stussy "s" is both ubiquitous and without genuine cultural significance
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