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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Petanque posted:

isn't this the same thing that took facebook down for a day

yes! and because of their connected door locks, they had to use a crowbar to break into the datacenter to fix it lmao

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


You should call the CRTC and complain

https://twitter.com/CRTCeng/status/1545421218534359041

lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
ArriveCAN is also down, meaning you may have difficulty entering the country

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





lmao

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




RealityWarCriminal posted:

ArriveCAN is also down, meaning you may have difficulty entering the country

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



CLAM DOWN posted:

i put this in the canpol discord but this might help others here:

Thanks for the explanation. So basically, it's like the Rogers Network is a town that has one highway to the rest of the internet, and someone stuck a "Do Not Enter" sign at both ends?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Randalor posted:

Thanks for the explanation. So basically, it's like the Rogers Network is a town that has one highway to the rest of the internet, and someone stuck a "Do Not Enter" sign at both ends?

Yes. Only they also removed that offramp from Google Maps so no one knows where it is, so they can't fix it. They have to manually draw a new map and wait for Google to accept it.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

RealityWarCriminal posted:

ArriveCAN is also down, meaning you may have difficulty entering the country

I'm sure the government will let CBSA know, just like they did for the BC floods, and for cancer patients, etc. lolololl

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

amazing

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

RealityWarCriminal posted:

ArriveCAN is also down, meaning you may have difficulty entering the country
Tremendous Content

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

Hey, I just heard that 35% of all internet outages have to be Canadian, so Rogers is just catching up.

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Hahahahahaa lmfao what a loving useless country. Brought entirely to a halt by a single Internet outage. Lmfao such a massive self own by living here, gonna be a great next couple decades

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/JordanIverson_/status/1545482386867200000

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011


Lmao these two cellular gently caress chickens would literally be an improvement over this

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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It rules that one company having an oopsie has brought all commerce and communications in a nation to a grinding halt. That's a good way to organize a society.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Lol so is this like an end of day fix, or are we turbo hosed for the next week?

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


Maybe having VOIP instead of landlines for everyone is actually bad for robustness. Maybe we shouldn't tear up all the copper.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Apples McGrind posted:

Lol so is this like an end of day fix, or are we turbo hosed for the next week?

not getting fixed today for sure, they hosed up their BGP routes and there's literally no way to get those fixed fast (they have to self-propagate across the entire global internet)

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Apples McGrind posted:

Lol so is this like an end of day fix, or are we turbo hosed for the next week?

they have to fix what caused the problems first, then potentially hours to days to fix the BGP/AS part. it won't be fast lol

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I can’t talk about what CATO is up to, but a friend at Wells Fargo said if they don’t fix it by midnight it could be over $1T CAD in losses across the economy.

What a stupid country.

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

I can’t talk about what CATO is up to, but a friend at Wells Fargo said if they don’t fix it by midnight it could be over $1T CAD in losses across the economy.

What a stupid country.

Lmao owned

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
rogers killed so many people today

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

I can’t talk about what CATO is up to, but a friend at Wells Fargo said if they don’t fix it by midnight it could be over $1T CAD in losses across the economy.

What a stupid country.

What does CATO mean in this case?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


We will have to bail them out

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

lol canada sucks rear end

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

pls change thread title to [Canada has LOGGED OFF]

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Canada has a problem

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Arivia posted:

What does CATO mean in this case?

Canada Ain’t Trading Online. I forgot this wasn’t doomsday econ.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Frosted Flake posted:

I can’t talk about what CATO is up to, but a friend at Wells Fargo said if they don’t fix it by midnight it could be over $1T CAD in losses across the economy.

What a stupid country.

That seems impossibly high. That's $25,000 per Canadian.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Chamale posted:

That seems impossibly high. That's $25,000 per Canadian.

Could it be because of the banks?

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
LET ME AT MY MONEY YOU FUCKS ITS PAYDAY

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Gas prices plummet and the next day no one is allowed to buy gas hmmmm

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Someone with covid coughed on the internet and now we don't have debit cards or 911 service

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

yellowcar posted:

pls change thread title to [Canada has LOGGED OFF]

[Canada] Have you tried unplugging your modem, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in?

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Frosted Flake posted:

I can’t talk about what CATO is up to, but a friend at Wells Fargo said if they don’t fix it by midnight it could be over $1T CAD in losses across the economy.

What a stupid country.

did CATO connect to AOL while Canada was on the phone?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Delayed transactions aren't the same as losses.

gently caress of a lot of losses though.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Where's my internet Mr Rogers you ho

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




https://twitter.com/PnPCBC/status/1545512971878662145

lol. lmao.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

quote:

We acknowledge the impact our outage is having on your life. We have every technical resource and partner fully deployed to solve the problem. As soon as we know the specific time the Networks will be fully operational, we will share that with you. Right now, we are focused on the solution. Some of our customers have raised the question of credits and of course we will be proactively crediting all customers and will share more information soon.

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Our IT guy is on vacation and not answering his phone!

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