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Lawman 0 posted:he loves having kids but not having them around. Musk is most certainly a red pill rear end in a top hat who thinks raising kids is the job of women and "beta males", not an "alpha" like him.
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Lawman 0 posted:bump Oh wow, is this what The Stig is down to nowadays, posting celebrity gossip?
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Jul 7, 2022 00:35
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External Organs posted:Can't wait for the shitbeard wars of succession. lol as if he's gonna split his wealth among his kids. when they turn 20 they can have $1000 and go look for a job like he did. ol' musky is definitely gonna have himself cryofrozen and put all his money into a foundation that researches immortality or robo-brains and poo poo. so he can then be unfrozen and live forever. (personally I hope he succeeds because I can think of no better punishment than for him to awaken in the fully automated luxury gay communism space future where his wealth is meaningless and everyone thinks he's a shitbird.)
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Yaldabaoth posted:Musk is most certainly a red pill rear end in a top hat who thinks raising kids is the job of women and "beta males", not an "alpha" like him. The piece his ex-wife wrote on him years ago has him saying this almost verbatim.
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Carlos Lantana posted:imagine musk cumming deep inside you,minutes after you signed a piece of legalese that says you have zero rights or claims if he fills you with bastards Considering this lady is a fangirl she probably did the paperwork. Edit: also she literally heads "special projects" neurolink so you know she is into hosed up poo poo.
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a drop of cloudy sweat collected at elons plugline breaking free, it rolled down his nose and into her mouth she felt herself ovulate in stereo
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Lawman 0 posted:bump Elon Busts
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Tell me about my penis musk, Elon
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Carlos Lantana posted:a drop of cloudy sweat collected at elons plugline https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1466799534139453450?s=21&t=wpNVs6RS8WxbN65WGesweQ
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Analytic Engine posted:https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1466799534139453450?s=21&t=wpNVs6RS8WxbN65WGesweQ 
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Lawman 0 posted:Considering this lady is a fangirl she probably did the paperwork. it would be pretty irresponsible to suggest that musk put a brain chip in this woman to force her to bear his children haha
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Carlos Lantana posted:imagine musk cumming deep inside you,minutes after you signed a piece of legalese that says you have zero rights or claims if he fills you with bastards I refuse to imagine this.
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Analytic Engine posted:https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1466799534139453450?s=21&t=wpNVs6RS8WxbN65WGesweQ The irony is he went through the trouble of getting hair plugs just to give himself that lovely hairstyle.
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Analytic Engine posted:https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1466799534139453450?s=21&t=wpNVs6RS8WxbN65WGesweQ 
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Analytic Engine posted:https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1466799534139453450?s=21&t=wpNVs6RS8WxbN65WGesweQ The best part is he’s rich so he probably went to a fancy place and spent a lot of money for that haircut. I could go to the place down the street and be like “gently caress me up, Alphonse” and he’d give me that same look, $10, before tip.
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kazil posted:it would be pretty irresponsible to suggest that musk put a brain chip in this woman to force her to bear his children haha 
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Lawman 0 posted:bump Her eyes are empty. She's absolutely done some horrible poo poo in her life.
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Entorwellian posted:Her eyes are empty. At bare minimum she had a hand in tormenting primates to death.
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Entorwellian posted:Her eyes are empty. I think it's called graves.
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Collateral posted:I think it's called graves. 
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musk is rapidly approaching the grandma look that every white dude with lovely health has imagine that nutting in you then you gotta raise his kids
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Lawman 0 posted:bump She looks like the girl in V.H.S. that's gonna transform and demon-fly you off to a brand new life
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Entorwellian posted:Her eyes are empty. She didn't look like that before she had sex with Elon.
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Guys, I know Musks babby cannon is hot news but I just lmao hard at the death trap that is Hyper Loop when his name comes up.
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Very unfair to Roger Klotz.
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Elon musk: idiocracy is a documentary because only the stupidest people are breeding. Oh btw I had a couple more kids a while back
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That DICK! posted:Elon musk: idiocracy is a documentary because only the stupidest people are breeding. Oh btw I had a couple more kids a while back Having nothing but boys because girls are yucky will only prolong the human race for another generation at most.
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Galewolf posted:Hyper Loop More like Diaper Poop
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The Bloop posted:More like Diaper Poop Nailed it
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As we all called it, Elon's backing out of buying Twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1545519558810914816
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Who could have predicted, etc. etc.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:As we all called it, Elon's backing out of buying Twitter
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